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I brought my pencil

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hold on baby

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but I just sticking twisted

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chocolate chip hey man

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stand

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hey everyone welcome back to another fun

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film podcast Adventure hooray

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my name is midnight Mike and Gretch it

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is over there

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these glasses are builted these glasses

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are making me thirsty I have I have two

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Seinfeld adjacent stories later tonight

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oh fantastic I love Seinfeld

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I just started uh re-watching it because

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why not there's really nothing else to

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watch

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stuff you've seen before a lot of new

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stuff is not that good I try I try to

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watch a lot of new stuff and it's it's

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passable when you want to just kind of

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uh fill up your brain with a lot of

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useless nonsense there's plenty of that

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out there but when it comes to good

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shows in my opinion few and far between

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that's a good show few and far between

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us yeah check it out it's on Amazon

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uh our uh our good friend and Buddy Joe

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he is uh he's not here he did uh he did

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send he left this message for us uh so

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here it is hi this is Joe from the our

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big dumb mouth podcast as everyone knows

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my foot is broke I asked Mike and cretch

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Ed to break my foot so I could go

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undercover very deep cover so I could

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expose the tyranny of Podiatry also

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known as Bigfoot to all my POG Champs

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and piss babies I want you to know I am

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working hard to be the mommy Dom gamer

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girl you all know and love I am sorry

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pilled shab lagoo

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so there you go quite a statement it's

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almost hard to believe

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but uh that that's Joe right there

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and he's not going to be joining us for

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a few shows uh yeah that's the

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that's the like obviously for anybody

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doesn't know uh that was AI Joe oh well

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I thought it was uh

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uh poor quality uh just monotone Joe

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over over modulated uh microphone Joe

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that's AI Joe not GI Joe don't confuse

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good question uh call in and let us know

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uh Joe is uh stepping back from the

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podcast for a few shows maybe a few

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weeks he's got a lot of things going on

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in his life he uh he broke his foot as

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people may have recalled from the last

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podcast

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and uh he went to the doctor and uh they

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told him it's you know probably a little

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bit worse than what's going on and I

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think you know he's he's got his uh his

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husband is finally there with him after

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years like four years of being apart

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uh they're essentially newlyweds at this

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point and they get to be around each

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other and so God bless them like I want

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them both to be happy take some time off

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the show is going to be here for Joe

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whenever he wants to come back uh and uh

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let's we're not going anywhere Joe take

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some time off we'll be here we'll hold

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down the fort we'll try to cover some

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Joe kind of news but we never know what

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he has up his sleeve but uh yeah that's

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a joke he'll be away for a few weeks

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right I can only or let me rephrase I

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like to think that he didn't just break

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his foot in some sort of uh mundane way

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but he broke his foot off on somebody

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yeah maybe he gets it he gets uh pretty

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angry out there on the street

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he gets uh he gets into a lot of

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Confrontation Joe on the streets

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he's a on the streets with AI Joe

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you know it's uh with the three of us we

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have the uh the mind the heart and the

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soul and I think Joe

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on either mine damn it yeah I think

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that's pretty obvious Joe's the heart

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he's got the the Fiery Heart he's oh

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he's the useless guy from Captain Planet

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uh uh is that right is that yeah it was

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fire air wind water and leftovers no I'm

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the soul of a podcast everyone knows I

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am the soul okay

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so right now it's just the mind and the

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uh guest hosts come in or like a third

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person hopefully it might be someone

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like Charlie uh of macro aggressions

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we'll we'll see uh only Premier guests

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is what I'm talking about I want

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Premiere top tier talent in order to uh

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take the reins over from Joe we don't

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know if that's possible and by top tier

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Talent you mean well spoken well thought

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out podcasters not

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like evening entertainment from the

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ladies uh yeah that's correct that's

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what I mean to be more specific yes

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declaration so no one's gotten any crazy

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ideas

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but it is uh Wednesday we gotta go over

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there and see what uh what's going on

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all right here we go this is Alex Jones

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clips of the week

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we are we're going all the way back I

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believe to Thursday the 18th here we go

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oh the Jews run it all they take little

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girls forearms and their muscles out of

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their thighs and build fake penises that

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almost always rot off and fall off in a

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few months looks like something about a

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Hellraiser we are in the Second Great

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Holocaust that makes what Hitler did

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look like an unorganized field trip of

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five-year-olds running around with a

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bunch of spasmodic grab ashing we're

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that thing about the arms is that true

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I don't know well he said it and uh

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that's something that's I have never

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heard that and I don't want to look it

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up to find out if that's true or not no

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you're gonna you get flagged disgusting

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you'll get flagged looking up stuff like

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what are you doing over there little

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uh yeah they do some weird stuff there's

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no doubt medical technology is so crazy

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and awesome isn't it

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it's like

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uh Owen uh Owen Shroyer Shroyer was

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hosting a Wednesday through Friday I

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think Alex was out on assignment out on

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vacation he's probably hanging out with

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Joe they're both both in Austin for

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right now I guess down there picking

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fights with people probably

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our steadfast producer uh put these

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little things together I mean I mean

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this is horrible it's all happening

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these people are eugenesis they're

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poisoning our water as the microchip

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comes in as the thumb scanners go in the

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grocery stores it's all happening uh as

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the troops March around in black

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uniforms they're going oh it's at the

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lower defied out cabins

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they create the crisis and then they

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offer the world banking solution where

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you buy your Greenhouse credits from

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them it's all happening

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some good uh all happening classic all

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happenings there yeah those are older

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Clips run that one in the middle again

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you know where you just I don't know

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what the hell he said there but it

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tickled me so maybe he included it in

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this 45 second all happening clip we'll

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see the work brigades the tattletail

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squads it is all happening gun control

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efforts on the horizon massive bills

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hitting it's all happening I'm not

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turning my semi-autos in I'm not going

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and being thumb printed and face printed

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and registered to own guns it's all

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there it's all happening it's all

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happening the bankers have unlimited

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money our tax money they're getting rid

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of the dollar bringing in a marrow and

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creating a North American Union

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everything we told you is now admitted

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it's all happening they're making their

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move it's all happening they're coming

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with Armed Force against us a global

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bank will pay carbon taxes too I mean

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it's all happening now it's all

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introduced it's all happening right now

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because it's all happening FEMA camps

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but they're telling us it's for your own

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good it's for the illegal aliens it's

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for emergencies

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some all happening montages I did uh

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here's the middle one that you were

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talking about here but it comes in as

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thumpening

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let's marched around in black uniforms

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they're going oh it's at the lower

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defied out Kevin

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they create the Christ this is this is

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his Southern voice that's his Southern

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Voice that he oh it's the Lord to fight

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Al Qaeda is that what he was saying yeah

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he he does that he does like a weird

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Southern Voice sometimes

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like uh he he does this voice right here

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you can play oh praise God the Rapture

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is around the corner he does he does it

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it's the same guy he's the same

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character that he does yeah

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uh he also gets also got this little

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clip of uh a Skype interaction with Alex

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Johnson I'm gonna put you on hold and

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come back to you in five minutes your

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Skype phone or whatever it is your

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Vonage phone is totally breaking up your

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points are excellent but your skype's

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breaking up I'm Gonna Let You Go you can

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call me back later if you get a good

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line I bet he's forgotten we've even got

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Skype as an emergency backup are you

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calling on a Skype phone

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your Vonage phone

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is your Skype or Vonage phone is not

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working we got to get Alex to lean into

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and start complaining about people's

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shoe phones yes well uh someone's gonna

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have to call in I'll have to call in say

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I'm calling in Alex from my shoe phone

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my Maxwell Smart shoe phone

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how does it sound am I coming in crystal

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hold on let me remove the insole

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that's where all the good smells are

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yeah

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well there you go there's Alex Jones

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clips of the week hopefully he'll be

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back in a big way uh coming tomorrow and

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possibly next week

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all right well uh we're here to talk

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about some news I have just a a bunch of

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headlines that I want people to be aware

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of a lot of a lot of news a hodgepodge

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of a world news entertainment paranormal

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uh just weird stuff so uh let's make it

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happen let's transition over there come

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there we go

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at the end

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there we go let's continue doing that

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again just just for sure to enjoy it

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the little drum machine Coda cracks me

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all right the the first one this has

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been going around in the UFO circles I

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run in a lot of UFO circles online you

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get dizzy uh occasionally they do talk

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in circles quite a bit

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but I'll bring this up on screen for

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everyone to look at with us

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and uh here's the headline here

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uh exclusive black half football field

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size triangular UFO he's seen hovering

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over California military base for 10

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minutes before Vanishing in dramatic

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footage taken by Marines in 2021. that's

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good news that was like the world's

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longest sentence it is a powerful

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headline a very powerful headline

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perfect headline I don't know it's not

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perfect there's too much stuff in there

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there's a lot they packed that headline

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full of everything

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all the keywords and the the half

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football field size how many Ryan

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what about half giraffes how many half

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giraffes uh I got to go to chat GPT

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how many leaks do a furlong uh

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how many Ryan

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Reynolds

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can't uh

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how many Ryan Reynolds

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in

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would fit

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in a half

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football field okay

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just gonna like report you yeah it's

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like you're you're in trouble now go to

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jail

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um I don't know what this guy's up to

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but I don't trust it

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um

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approximately

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24.35 Ryan Reynolds and lengths would

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fit in a half football field so it's the

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internet folks we've done it yeah that

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was the dish on that that's the world's

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longest answer for something that should

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just be like two numbers you can use

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that at your next job interview people

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pull that one out of your hat and

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they're gonna by the way I I do want to

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say I just I'm hiring some new new

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people at work and uh somebody wrote

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their cover letter with chat GPT is

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glaringly obvious it is terrible so for

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anyone out there listening don't ever do

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that because that one went in the didn't

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call for a screening calling uh pile so

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yeah well hey you so right now my two

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rules you put your pronouns on on your

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resume or now now you write your cover

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letter at chat GPT toss it

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well a giant black triangular shaped UFO

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the size of 24 Ryan Reynolds in length

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there we go was hovering over California

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uh over a California military base and

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was caught on Six videos and witnessed

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by 50 U.S Marines in 2021. one stunning

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picture uh shot by Officer an officer at

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the camp whip Camp Wilson in 29 Palms on

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April 20th 2021 shows the Apparently

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triangular object with lights on its

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edges above the desert mountains where

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it hovered for about 10 minutes

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according to Witnesses and the video

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shows the lights of some of some of what

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the Marines believed was a craft hanging

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in the dark shot between 8 24 pm and 8

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30 p.m at 8 29 one video recording uh

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recorded uh troops shooting a flare into

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this guy in an attempt to illuminate the

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object

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which had five red lights however before

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they could fully illuminate the black

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triangular uh

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before it could illuminate the black

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triangle it vanished Without a Trace so

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up on screen here is the the still image

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and it's it's obviously grainy is zoomed

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in I'm sure it's taken from a video and

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what we're seeing is four red lights on

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one shot side of the triangle and then

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just uh two on the other side like the

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back side doesn't have any light shining

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down I wonder if this is what people saw

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over uh Phoenix Arizona uh over 20 years

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ago

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here's the close-up of it

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you can kind of see it uh very

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fascinating if the Marines were

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so we have to take Taste of face value

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let's just take this at face value the

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Marines what they're stating is true

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they were surprised this is uh not what

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they're expecting to see in the sky

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you'd imagine that if this was some sort

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of a military training exercise they

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would have maybe uh been made aware of

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it

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uh unless this was some sort of uh

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training done on them just to test their

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their reaction psychological response

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who knows

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uh and that very well could be

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and I see here so uh soon after the

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encounter Marines said dozens of trucks

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and multiple helicopters rushed to the

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area of the base with chapters flying

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overhead until around 11 30 p.m that

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night Witnesses estimated the

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unidentified object uh it's its size

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range from the size of a stealth bomber

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which has the wingspan of 172 feet to

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approximately half the length of a

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football field or 24 Ryan Reynolds

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uh journalist Jeremy Corbell and George

385
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Knapp acquired six pieces of film

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footage that was captured uh during the

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event from two angles as well as one

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accompanying uh one accompanying

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photograph which they released through

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their podcast weaponized

391
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so maybe I can fast forward through it

392
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all turn off the value so I'll get the

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needle a plate on their their podcast I

394
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do listen to her podcast they get some

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uh some interesting guests on there they

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had one of the uh guys from Kids in the

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Hall on their podcast is talking about

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UFOs and aliens what's his name Scott

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they're all named Scott no it was uh one

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of the guy who's on news radio

401
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Dave Foley maybe oh yeah Scott Scott

402
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Foley

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I'm so I'm scrubbing through this and

404
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I'm not sure if they're showing the

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video

406
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I mean come on guys like just play it

407
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non-stop here it is here's like one of

408
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where's where's the video I'm just

409
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looking at Jeremy Corbell talking

410
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oh here here's here's the video it's

411
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pretty grainy and it does it does appear

412
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as though the the lights are evenly

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distributed

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uh I'm gonna say that this is most

415
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likely

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a United States

417
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piece of technology

418
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was it a project Aurora that's the uh

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big black triangle with the lights on it

420
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uh that's the rumor

421
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uh and uh I mean if this is uh maybe

422
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something similar to the one seen down

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in Arizona during the the the Phoenix

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light lights episode then this is old

425
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Tech this is old Tech

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and uh so it means good that this came

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out

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doesn't mean that it's aliens all it

429
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means is that we might have some pretty

430
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cool technology

431
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and uh that's it they're gonna release

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it here soon

433
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uh it goes on to say the incident has

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Echoes of the infamous Phoenix Lights

435
00:19:01,250 --> 00:18:59,820
case a well-known Mass sighting of a

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00:19:03,409 --> 00:19:01,260
giant triangular shaped UFO that

437
00:19:05,990 --> 00:19:03,419
occurred over the City of Phoenix in

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1997 with Witnesses including then

439
00:19:10,940 --> 00:19:16,310
it's Fifi that's the way

440
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are you telling me that that word's not

441
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Fifi life

442
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his name is Fifi correction this is no

443
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Governor Fifi

444
00:19:38,029 --> 00:19:36,059
witness that and he also came out and

445
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made fun of the whole entire incident so

446
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[\h__\h] him

447
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then he then he got back into his uh

448
00:19:46,370 --> 00:19:43,559
giant triangular spaceship the size of

449
00:19:52,270 --> 00:19:46,380
24 Ryan Reynolds and flew away yeah

450
00:19:55,970 --> 00:19:54,529
despite their military experience none

451
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of the Marines could recognize the craft

452
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and describe the reaction as baffled so

453
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uh very fascinating interesting so how

454
00:20:06,830 --> 00:20:04,919
did they they arrive at the it's half

455
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the size of a football field though I

456
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mean that's the the guesstimation that

457
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they have compared I mean assuming the

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footage and the photos were from their

459
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vantage point they were quite a distance

460
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away how do you how do you make that

461
00:20:23,210 --> 00:20:21,360
judgment I wonder is so they pretty much

462
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they could approximate their own

463
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position to the mountains and if they

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have what maybe six different pieces of

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video

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maybe with the different angles they

467
00:20:36,169 --> 00:20:34,620
could maybe calculate a size

468
00:20:39,350 --> 00:20:36,179
is that something that we could do with

469
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chat GPT you're saying that they they

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started they saw this thing they quickly

471
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sent several of their of their group in

472
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in opposite directions at 90 degree

473
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angles so they could triangulate the

474
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approximate size and and Direction yeah

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very cool

476
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that's what I'm guessing uh I most

477
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likely they put up their thumb and they

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went

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that maybe they they

480
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you know they probably was tattooed a

481
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tiny picture of Ryan Reynolds and

482
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they're like

483
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24 Ryan Reynolds he's 24 of him

484
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well uh one of the uh the mortarmen who

485
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was there who filmed in photographed the

486
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object said if you look at the picture

487
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you can see a black triangle shape with

488
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the picture I took with the black

489
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triangular shape underneath the lights

490
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it's definitely not any type of flare

491
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thing or illumination rounds because

492
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people are saying oh it's just military

493
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flares it's that kind of stuff but this

494
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guy's saying it wasn't that and they

495
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used that same excuse during the 1997

496
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Phoenix Lights they basically said it

497
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was military flares which was

498
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I BS that's what they came up with

499
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afterwards uh the witness said the

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apparent object remained stationary for

501
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approximately 10 minutes but a marine

502
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can be overheard on one of the videos

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saying that the triangle appeared to be

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in motion another another Marine who the

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Daily Mail daily dailymail.com is

506
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keeping Anonymous or serving as an

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artillery man at the base when he saw

508
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the UFO he firmly rejects any

509
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suggestions that the Delight could be

510
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attributed to illumination rounds fired

511
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by artillery or any type of mundane

512
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explanation he might have recognized

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uh quote this is something none of us

514
00:22:23,630 --> 00:22:21,659
have ever seen before it was completely

515
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different uh it was it was a completely

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different color the size the

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illumination was different he said uh

518
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when we shoot illumination rounds it's

519
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one if you shoot them in the air and Let

520
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It Drop and then you shoot another one

521
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okay well

522
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okay I see what he's saying but I'm just

523
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gonna throw this one out there if

524
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standard practice is to shoot one let it

525
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illuminate the area as it burns out you

526
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shoot a second one what happens if you

527
00:22:54,950 --> 00:22:52,799
shot four at a time and you gotta have

528
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to you're gonna have to shoot you're

529
00:22:58,669 --> 00:22:56,640
gonna have to have like four things

530
00:23:01,130 --> 00:22:58,679
right there to shoot

531
00:23:04,310 --> 00:23:01,140
almost simultaneously in order to create

532
00:23:07,010 --> 00:23:04,320
a triangle shape in the air I mean

533
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that's some precision shooting and as we

534
00:23:11,330 --> 00:23:09,720
all know the Marines have only one piece

535
00:23:13,070 --> 00:23:11,340
of field got one that's all they they

536
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give them and they sent it over to

537
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Ukraine

538
00:23:18,830 --> 00:23:16,679
you guys probably need this well the

539
00:23:20,690 --> 00:23:18,840
military activity afterwards uh kind of

540
00:23:22,810 --> 00:23:20,700
underscores this is probably some sort

541
00:23:24,770 --> 00:23:22,820
of test flight another test flight

542
00:23:26,510 --> 00:23:24,780
I would agree with you that your

543
00:23:28,370 --> 00:23:26,520
assessment is correct that this was this

544
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is uh what was the year on this one a

545
00:23:32,570 --> 00:23:30,679
2021.

546
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what did they thought it was in the late

547
00:23:38,450 --> 00:23:34,760
90s all right well

548
00:23:40,430 --> 00:23:38,460
like 90 this is 2021 very recent um but

549
00:23:41,330 --> 00:23:40,440
this is this would be the exact sort of

550
00:23:43,430 --> 00:23:41,340
thing they would be doing as they're

551
00:23:45,529 --> 00:23:43,440
flying around some sort of of new test

552
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platform or something to you know test a

553
00:23:49,610 --> 00:23:47,940
new new set of new propulsion mechanism

554
00:23:51,289 --> 00:23:49,620
or a new Wing shape or whatever I mean

555
00:23:52,789 --> 00:23:51,299
go look at some of the crazy looking

556
00:23:54,950 --> 00:23:52,799
planes that have been developed I mean

557
00:23:56,570 --> 00:23:54,960
what's what was the the lifting body one

558
00:23:59,210 --> 00:23:56,580
that was um

559
00:24:00,590 --> 00:23:59,220
blue something rather anyway

560
00:24:04,250 --> 00:24:00,600
just crazy looking things that they're

561
00:24:06,169 --> 00:24:04,260
testing just parts of of uh aircraft

562
00:24:07,549 --> 00:24:06,179
designs and things or new engines or who

563
00:24:08,690 --> 00:24:07,559
knows what and so yeah see that thing

564
00:24:09,950 --> 00:24:08,700
flying around and look like it's

565
00:24:11,270 --> 00:24:09,960
hovering because of the perspective

566
00:24:13,549 --> 00:24:11,280
that's coming towards you or flying away

567
00:24:18,169 --> 00:24:13,559
or something like that yeah it's it's

568
00:24:21,409 --> 00:24:18,179
probably not alien I mean probably not

569
00:24:23,750 --> 00:24:21,419
I'm leaving the door open but

570
00:24:27,950 --> 00:24:23,760
um I'll move on to the the next article

571
00:24:32,930 --> 00:24:27,960
here and I'll ask you correct why seven

572
00:24:35,810 --> 00:24:32,940
oh why do you think aliens love America

573
00:24:37,730 --> 00:24:35,820
go to aliens love America yeah

574
00:24:40,310 --> 00:24:37,740
I had questions why do Americans love

575
00:24:41,890 --> 00:24:40,320
aliens and maybe that is the the better

576
00:24:46,730 --> 00:24:41,900
question well

577
00:24:50,270 --> 00:24:46,740
uh this is from studyfinds.org uh do a

578
00:24:53,149 --> 00:24:50,280
do uh do aliens love America 92 percent

579
00:24:55,310 --> 00:24:53,159
of UFO sightings take place in the

580
00:24:57,590 --> 00:24:55,320
United States wait wait wait wait wait

581
00:24:59,810 --> 00:24:57,600
wait wait we just covered a story a few

582
00:25:01,430 --> 00:24:59,820
weeks ago from some Tiny Town in

583
00:25:04,250 --> 00:25:01,440
Scotland you've never heard of Bonnie

584
00:25:06,529 --> 00:25:04,260
Bridge yeah that at that place the dude

585
00:25:08,690 --> 00:25:06,539
freaking made up that has the most

586
00:25:10,970 --> 00:25:08,700
sightings and most interactions with

587
00:25:13,970 --> 00:25:10,980
aliens ever of all time in the world

588
00:25:17,090 --> 00:25:13,980
that's what they're claiming

589
00:25:19,490 --> 00:25:17,100
and yeah that Bonnie Bridge story uh

590
00:25:21,169 --> 00:25:19,500
Tony from the confessionals picked up on

591
00:25:23,450 --> 00:25:21,179
Bonnie bridge and I replied to him I was

592
00:25:25,490 --> 00:25:23,460
like you know we recovered this Bonnie

593
00:25:27,830 --> 00:25:25,500
Bridge story on the podcast we never

594
00:25:31,549 --> 00:25:27,840
heard of the darn place before the story

595
00:25:33,769 --> 00:25:31,559
and I still can't track exactly what is

596
00:25:37,250 --> 00:25:33,779
going on there or what makes it the most

597
00:25:40,430 --> 00:25:37,260
uh uh sensationalized UFO hotspot in the

598
00:25:42,409 --> 00:25:40,440
world I can't find all all the events

599
00:25:45,470 --> 00:25:42,419
it's very difficult netlists are

600
00:25:47,570 --> 00:25:45,480
encompassing a much larger area in

601
00:25:49,730 --> 00:25:47,580
attributing that to Bonnie bridge but it

602
00:25:50,710 --> 00:25:49,740
wasn't very clear but now according to

603
00:25:53,690 --> 00:25:50,720
this report

604
00:25:56,690 --> 00:25:53,700
92 percent of all UFO sightings take

605
00:26:00,160 --> 00:25:56,700
place in the United States USA number

606
00:26:02,930 --> 00:26:00,170
one they aliens love us big time

607
00:26:04,610 --> 00:26:02,940
[Applause]

608
00:26:06,830 --> 00:26:04,620
this comes from Louisville Kentucky for

609
00:26:10,490 --> 00:26:06,840
some reason but hey if aliens are real

610
00:26:12,470 --> 00:26:10,500
it's Louisville Louisville uh if aliens

611
00:26:14,630 --> 00:26:12,480
are real they must really like studying

612
00:26:17,210 --> 00:26:14,640
American culture a recent poll finds

613
00:26:18,409 --> 00:26:17,220
that you uh the United States is the UFO

614
00:26:20,269 --> 00:26:18,419
hot spot

615
00:26:23,210 --> 00:26:20,279
the number one UFO Hospital in the

616
00:26:26,210 --> 00:26:23,220
entire world and it's not even close

617
00:26:31,690 --> 00:26:26,220
according to a survey commissioned by

618
00:26:39,409 --> 00:26:34,789
bonusfinder.com boner

619
00:26:41,630 --> 00:26:39,419
not boner finder bonus damn it a

620
00:26:43,549 --> 00:26:41,640
staggering 92 percent of all reported

621
00:26:45,590 --> 00:26:43,559
UFO sightings take place in the United

622
00:26:48,110 --> 00:26:45,600
States with a hundred and twenty six

623
00:26:50,690 --> 00:26:48,120
thousand reported sightings across all

624
00:26:52,970 --> 00:26:50,700
the states since record keeping began

625
00:26:56,169 --> 00:26:52,980
Americans uh neighbors uh to the north

626
00:26:58,810 --> 00:26:56,179
Canada comes in second with just uh 5

627
00:27:01,610 --> 00:26:58,820
696 sightings during the same period

628
00:27:03,270 --> 00:27:01,620
interestingly weak sauce it is that's uh

629
00:27:04,630 --> 00:27:03,280
that's hell alone

630
00:27:07,390 --> 00:27:04,640
[Music]

631
00:27:10,430 --> 00:27:07,400
interestingly alien spacecraft

632
00:27:12,230 --> 00:27:10,440
spacecraft uh like to stick around a

633
00:27:14,149 --> 00:27:12,240
little longer up North with UFO

634
00:27:16,909 --> 00:27:14,159
incidents in Canada lasting for over

635
00:27:18,830 --> 00:27:16,919
five hours per sighting so they can last

636
00:27:21,730 --> 00:27:18,840
longer up there okay oh they got they

637
00:27:26,830 --> 00:27:21,740
got the stamina and the United Kingdom

638
00:27:32,510 --> 00:27:29,990
3146. does the United Kingdom is that

639
00:27:34,970 --> 00:27:32,520
Encompass that one Tiny Town ever heard

640
00:27:37,610 --> 00:27:34,980
of that has all the aliens

641
00:27:42,710 --> 00:27:37,620
maybe it's not clear here from

642
00:27:47,450 --> 00:27:45,769
they need to do a better poll

643
00:27:49,970 --> 00:27:47,460
you hear anything about bonus finders

644
00:27:52,190 --> 00:27:49,980
and polls boner

645
00:27:53,690 --> 00:27:52,200
uh no matter where people are seeing the

646
00:27:55,730 --> 00:27:53,700
strange objects in the sky the story is

647
00:27:58,610 --> 00:27:55,740
often the same the full finds most

648
00:28:02,690 --> 00:27:58,620
common UFO descriptions is of strangely

649
00:28:05,630 --> 00:28:02,700
shaped lights in the sky oh thank you

650
00:28:10,970 --> 00:28:08,269
uh let's see here

651
00:28:12,590 --> 00:28:10,980
um let's see UF USA Kennedy Germany is

652
00:28:14,149 --> 00:28:12,600
down to number four Ireland number five

653
00:28:17,029 --> 00:28:14,159
Netherlands number six Spain number

654
00:28:20,110 --> 00:28:17,039
seven France Portugal and Italy

655
00:28:23,269 --> 00:28:20,120
okay are these all like European focused

656
00:28:25,850 --> 00:28:23,279
I don't know but USA number one USA

657
00:28:27,830 --> 00:28:25,860
number one of course that's right

658
00:28:31,450 --> 00:28:27,840
well I think what this underscores here

659
00:28:35,630 --> 00:28:31,460
is that uh the U.S has a lot more

660
00:28:37,730 --> 00:28:35,640
interesting technology that is of uh

661
00:28:39,289 --> 00:28:37,740
people are attributing this interesting

662
00:28:41,990 --> 00:28:39,299
technology to

663
00:28:43,909 --> 00:28:42,000
ETS and Aliens but really I mean it

664
00:28:46,789 --> 00:28:43,919
could be originated from that it could

665
00:28:49,130 --> 00:28:46,799
be seated from that but uh for the most

666
00:28:52,430 --> 00:28:49,140
part we're driving this stuff I think or

667
00:28:56,930 --> 00:28:53,930
could it also be that we have more

668
00:28:58,250 --> 00:28:56,940
people who tend to look up exactly

669
00:29:00,710 --> 00:28:58,260
I don't know it seems like our culture

670
00:29:03,110 --> 00:29:00,720
is constantly looking down at phones

671
00:29:06,350 --> 00:29:03,120
oh yeah good point you know I I it

672
00:29:09,830 --> 00:29:06,360
seemed like uh we are a culture that

673
00:29:12,350 --> 00:29:09,840
looks down a lot uh so I would I would

674
00:29:14,690 --> 00:29:12,360
have to say that uh these numbers are

675
00:29:16,490 --> 00:29:14,700
significant considering we're probably

676
00:29:17,450 --> 00:29:16,500
missing half the UFOs since we're

677
00:29:18,649 --> 00:29:17,460
looking down

678
00:29:19,730 --> 00:29:18,659
yeah what the hell look up people

679
00:29:22,190 --> 00:29:19,740
there's more

680
00:29:24,769 --> 00:29:22,200
uh uh in the United States California

681
00:29:27,590 --> 00:29:24,779
Tops list of UFO hospitals nationally

682
00:29:30,889 --> 00:29:27,600
since UFO record keeping began there

683
00:29:33,830 --> 00:29:30,899
have been 15 480 sightings reported

684
00:29:36,590 --> 00:29:33,840
across the state Florida has about 8 000

685
00:29:38,930 --> 00:29:36,600
Washington State about 7 000 Texas has

686
00:29:40,970 --> 00:29:38,940
about six thousand and New York state

687
00:29:42,169 --> 00:29:40,980
has 5.5

688
00:29:44,090 --> 00:29:42,179
000.

689
00:29:45,409 --> 00:29:44,100
it's interesting on on the on the list

690
00:29:46,909 --> 00:29:45,419
of the states

691
00:29:48,230 --> 00:29:46,919
um just going by population you've got

692
00:29:49,730 --> 00:29:48,240
the states with the largest populations

693
00:29:54,230 --> 00:29:49,740
towards the top New York California

694
00:29:56,570 --> 00:29:54,240
Florida uh Texas Washington way up there

695
00:29:59,090 --> 00:29:56,580
but yet Washington's population uh

696
00:30:02,930 --> 00:29:59,100
comparatively is pretty low agreed but

697
00:30:05,649 --> 00:30:02,940
it's also I would say uh has more

698
00:30:08,510 --> 00:30:05,659
Bigfoot sightings per capita

699
00:30:10,190 --> 00:30:08,520
these are UFO reports from all the

700
00:30:13,190 --> 00:30:10,200
Sasquatches

701
00:30:16,070 --> 00:30:13,200
I would say uh California Northern

702
00:30:19,010 --> 00:30:16,080
California also a Bigfoot and UFO hot

703
00:30:20,049 --> 00:30:19,020
spot you have Mount Shasta up there uh

704
00:30:25,850 --> 00:30:20,059
Washington

705
00:30:29,149 --> 00:30:25,860
sightings a lot of Sasquatch sightings

706
00:30:31,730 --> 00:30:29,159
Florida uh you got the Gulf Breeze you

707
00:30:35,630 --> 00:30:31,740
have a lot of rocket launches over there

708
00:30:37,909 --> 00:30:35,640
a lot of uh uh space force NASA all that

709
00:30:41,570 --> 00:30:37,919
kind of stuff a lot of Technology Texas

710
00:30:43,549 --> 00:30:41,580
is uh the bit of a wild card here

711
00:30:46,490 --> 00:30:43,559
um no Texas big feet

712
00:30:50,149 --> 00:30:46,500
I want to say like I would say honestly

713
00:30:52,370 --> 00:30:50,159
just spitballing here there are more

714
00:30:54,950 --> 00:30:52,380
sightings of Sasquatch in Washington

715
00:30:57,590 --> 00:30:54,960
state in one year than there are in

716
00:31:00,049 --> 00:30:57,600
Texas in five years I'm just spitballing

717
00:31:05,210 --> 00:31:00,059
there but New York State

718
00:31:07,130 --> 00:31:05,220
um a big hotbed hot spot for UFOs with a

719
00:31:09,529 --> 00:31:07,140
the Hudson Valley

720
00:31:12,710 --> 00:31:09,539
um so there are a lot of different

721
00:31:14,870 --> 00:31:12,720
reasons or hot spots in these areas so

722
00:31:17,149 --> 00:31:14,880
uh Pennsylvania finished sixth on the

723
00:31:20,090 --> 00:31:17,159
list but UFOs here tend to stick around

724
00:31:22,310 --> 00:31:20,100
longer than anywhere else in the country

725
00:31:24,769 --> 00:31:22,320
saying staying inside for on just under

726
00:31:27,289 --> 00:31:24,779
40 minutes well this is well documented

727
00:31:29,750 --> 00:31:27,299
in the book by Stan Gordon called uh

728
00:31:31,149 --> 00:31:29,760
silent invasion

729
00:31:33,409 --> 00:31:31,159
the Arizona

730
00:31:35,750 --> 00:31:33,419
suspiciously low on that list got to

731
00:31:38,330 --> 00:31:35,760
agree and you know there's a lot of uh

732
00:31:40,610 --> 00:31:38,340
open Skies down there in Arizona and the

733
00:31:42,409 --> 00:31:40,620
military bases so I

734
00:31:44,510 --> 00:31:42,419
hmm a lot of Marines down there talking

735
00:31:48,409 --> 00:31:44,520
about flares yeah

736
00:31:50,990 --> 00:31:48,419
so um I'm not trying to [\h__\h] on uh ETS

737
00:31:54,350 --> 00:31:51,000
and Aliens but I think majority of this

738
00:31:57,590 --> 00:31:54,360
stuff is uh our Tech or operated by

739
00:32:00,310 --> 00:31:57,600
humans in some way uh could be parallel

740
00:32:03,649 --> 00:32:00,320
civilization could be split off

741
00:32:04,850 --> 00:32:03,659
Rogue groups of people but uh I think

742
00:32:07,730 --> 00:32:04,860
it's mostly our

743
00:32:09,590 --> 00:32:07,740
our operation

744
00:32:12,289 --> 00:32:09,600
and I think there are a lot of people in

745
00:32:15,710 --> 00:32:12,299
the UFO Community right now

746
00:32:18,110 --> 00:32:15,720
um people that have gone that were

747
00:32:22,490 --> 00:32:18,120
kind of apprehensive about getting

748
00:32:24,769 --> 00:32:22,500
involved like uh the Weinstein scientist

749
00:32:27,950 --> 00:32:24,779
guy who's on Joe Rogan

750
00:32:31,850 --> 00:32:27,960
I think he I think he's gone in

751
00:32:35,210 --> 00:32:31,860
to the UFO UAP world and then has come

752
00:32:36,830 --> 00:32:35,220
back around saying well this means this

753
00:32:40,130 --> 00:32:36,840
technology it very well just could be

754
00:32:43,250 --> 00:32:40,140
ours uh in in some ways so

755
00:32:45,230 --> 00:32:43,260
not get involved and maybe E.T alien and

756
00:32:46,190 --> 00:32:45,240
then circling back around to it's our

757
00:32:48,830 --> 00:32:46,200
Tech

758
00:32:54,970 --> 00:32:48,840
uh so a lot of different things here

759
00:32:54,980 --> 00:32:59,149
there we go

760
00:33:08,090 --> 00:33:03,070
well uh just because I want to diversify

761
00:33:10,850 --> 00:33:08,100
a little bit of uh of news and uh why

762
00:33:13,789 --> 00:33:10,860
not let's do a little entertainment news

763
00:33:17,149 --> 00:33:13,799
here I'm gonna get out of the UFO stuff

764
00:33:20,289 --> 00:33:17,159
and get into a little entertainment news

765
00:33:27,710 --> 00:33:24,350
uh yeah bring this up on screen here we

766
00:33:31,930 --> 00:33:30,350
here we go Indiana Jones in the dial of

767
00:33:36,529 --> 00:33:31,940
Destiny review

768
00:33:38,870 --> 00:33:36,539
gloomy and depressing Final Act hi you

769
00:33:41,029 --> 00:33:38,880
want to go get a Coke or something see a

770
00:33:43,730 --> 00:33:41,039
movie oh God I don't want to play that

771
00:33:46,549 --> 00:33:43,740
that's awful

772
00:33:50,210 --> 00:33:46,559
that's an awful impersonation get in my

773
00:33:57,289 --> 00:33:53,930
uh the new Indiana Jones movie featuring

774
00:34:01,730 --> 00:33:57,299
Harrison Ford is uh slated to come out

775
00:34:05,690 --> 00:34:01,740
at the end of June and it's not getting

776
00:34:08,210 --> 00:34:05,700
very good reviews not at all

777
00:34:09,349 --> 00:34:08,220
well after the last one why did they go

778
00:34:12,829 --> 00:34:09,359
again

779
00:34:15,710 --> 00:34:12,839
money yeah because Disney now Disney now

780
00:34:16,730 --> 00:34:15,720
owns wait does Disney own all this

781
00:34:17,869 --> 00:34:16,740
you're right I didn't even think about

782
00:34:19,609 --> 00:34:17,879
that yeah

783
00:34:21,889 --> 00:34:19,619
Disney owns Indiana Jones oh yeah

784
00:34:25,190 --> 00:34:21,899
there's going to be 27 Indiana Jones

785
00:34:27,169 --> 00:34:25,200
related TV series coming up yeah they uh

786
00:34:29,270 --> 00:34:27,179
they will try to do everything they can

787
00:34:32,450 --> 00:34:29,280
to milk this is they're gonna milk

788
00:34:36,730 --> 00:34:32,460
Harrison Ford as long as they can but uh

789
00:34:39,770 --> 00:34:36,740
Harrison Ford and Phoebe Waller Bridge

790
00:34:42,290 --> 00:34:39,780
she is the co-star in this new uh

791
00:34:45,409 --> 00:34:42,300
Indiana Jones movie can't lift a film

792
00:34:48,169 --> 00:34:45,419
that is a depressing reminder of how

793
00:34:51,950 --> 00:34:48,179
much livelier his past Adventures were

794
00:34:53,950 --> 00:34:51,960
writes Nicholas Barber now a lot of they

795
00:34:56,930 --> 00:34:53,960
showed us that the Cannes Film Festival

796
00:34:59,470 --> 00:34:56,940
and the reviews that have come out have

797
00:35:03,290 --> 00:34:59,480
basically stated that Harrison Ford

798
00:35:04,849 --> 00:35:03,300
is an old inept

799
00:35:07,670 --> 00:35:04,859
scared

800
00:35:10,370 --> 00:35:07,680
like professor and archaeologist like

801
00:35:12,349 --> 00:35:10,380
he's cowering in the corner while the

802
00:35:15,530 --> 00:35:12,359
co-star the woman is basically taking

803
00:35:17,569 --> 00:35:15,540
over uh the Reigns she's stepping up and

804
00:35:20,270 --> 00:35:17,579
doing what this old

805
00:35:22,910 --> 00:35:20,280
funny dirty can no longer do

806
00:35:25,670 --> 00:35:22,920
and it lasts it just lacks all the magic

807
00:35:27,470 --> 00:35:25,680
and charm that you fell in love with

808
00:35:29,690 --> 00:35:27,480
with like the Last Crusade Temple of

809
00:35:31,130 --> 00:35:29,700
Doom Raiders of Lost Ark the guy just

810
00:35:34,730 --> 00:35:31,140
doesn't have it and you have to imagine

811
00:35:37,730 --> 00:35:34,740
they must be two something he's like

812
00:35:39,829 --> 00:35:37,740
yeah he's 80 maybe 82. they probably I'm

813
00:35:43,790 --> 00:35:39,839
gonna guess that they probably paid

814
00:35:46,849 --> 00:35:43,800
Harrison Ford 50 million dollars to do

815
00:35:48,950 --> 00:35:46,859
this let's find out Anna Jones and the

816
00:35:52,250 --> 00:35:48,960
what's it called in the diaper of what

817
00:35:55,510 --> 00:35:52,260
in the diaper of Doom like roof Doom

818
00:35:58,870 --> 00:35:55,520
salaries the dial of Destiny I was close

819
00:36:01,970 --> 00:35:58,880
the movie is horse crap

820
00:36:05,810 --> 00:36:01,980
uh Indiana Jones is back and it's been

821
00:36:08,450 --> 00:36:05,820
34 years since the film that was

822
00:36:10,910 --> 00:36:08,460
supposed to be supposed to be his fair

823
00:36:12,050 --> 00:36:10,920
farewell outing that was the kingdom of

824
00:36:13,609 --> 00:36:12,060
the Crystal Skull which I really don't

825
00:36:16,430 --> 00:36:13,619
even count

826
00:36:18,770 --> 00:36:16,440
but it was 15 years in in real world

827
00:36:21,470 --> 00:36:18,780
years since that came out

828
00:36:23,210 --> 00:36:21,480
and I mean that was okay it was like

829
00:36:24,829 --> 00:36:23,220
there's like a lot of hokey stuff in

830
00:36:27,829 --> 00:36:24,839
there but this is just not getting good

831
00:36:29,810 --> 00:36:27,839
reviews and this is making Disney really

832
00:36:32,170 --> 00:36:29,820
nervous apparently they spent so much

833
00:36:35,690 --> 00:36:32,180
money on this movie in a neighborhood of

834
00:36:39,109 --> 00:36:35,700
300 million dollars to where if this new

835
00:36:43,550 --> 00:36:39,119
movie does not make a billion dollars it

836
00:36:47,630 --> 00:36:46,130
they need a billion dollars to almost

837
00:36:49,790 --> 00:36:47,640
kind of like make a little bit of money

838
00:36:52,910 --> 00:36:49,800
on this okay even

839
00:36:54,109 --> 00:36:52,920
because they gotta not only uh pay for

840
00:36:55,750 --> 00:36:54,119
the movie the budget but all the

841
00:37:00,410 --> 00:36:55,760
marketing everything that goes around it

842
00:37:05,450 --> 00:37:00,420
uh and it is not looking very good this

843
00:37:08,690 --> 00:37:07,670
so I I have the the number you mentioned

844
00:37:10,190 --> 00:37:08,700
as far as how much he's getting paid

845
00:37:13,790 --> 00:37:10,200
it's kind of surprising actually okay

846
00:37:16,430 --> 00:37:13,800
give it to me so for the previous one

847
00:37:19,550 --> 00:37:16,440
Indiana Jones and the waste of time or

848
00:37:21,530 --> 00:37:19,560
whatever the [\h__\h] was called uh what was

849
00:37:23,210 --> 00:37:21,540
on Indiana Jones and the Dan aykroyd's

850
00:37:26,930 --> 00:37:23,220
Crystal Skull Vodka yes

851
00:37:29,569 --> 00:37:26,940
he got paid 65 million dollars holy crap

852
00:37:34,730 --> 00:37:32,270
for this most recent one he made only 25

853
00:37:36,890 --> 00:37:34,740
million oh he must have took some deal

854
00:37:38,630 --> 00:37:36,900
in the back end right and so they're

855
00:37:40,730 --> 00:37:38,640
saying it was a basically this this

856
00:37:43,550 --> 00:37:40,740
article suggests that that deal was

857
00:37:45,290 --> 00:37:43,560
struck in 2016 so it's taken seven years

858
00:37:46,670 --> 00:37:45,300
to get this far

859
00:37:48,410 --> 00:37:46,680
um and was the sort of deal that he'll

860
00:37:53,329 --> 00:37:48,420
get paid that money whether or not they

861
00:37:59,150 --> 00:37:55,430
well this is not good it uh basically

862
00:38:00,829 --> 00:37:59,160
got two stars and it's I mean Harrison

863
00:38:02,390 --> 00:38:00,839
Ford doesn't need this crap he hates

864
00:38:03,770 --> 00:38:02,400
everything he does he doesn't want to be

865
00:38:06,230 --> 00:38:03,780
in Star Wars he doesn't want to be an

866
00:38:07,550 --> 00:38:06,240
Indiana Jones and he doesn't want to

867
00:38:09,050 --> 00:38:07,560
deal with any of this crap and they keep

868
00:38:10,609 --> 00:38:09,060
asking him to do this stuff but he

869
00:38:11,930 --> 00:38:10,619
doesn't have to do it like he takes the

870
00:38:14,030 --> 00:38:11,940
money

871
00:38:15,589 --> 00:38:14,040
um so it's kind of like his fault at

872
00:38:17,210 --> 00:38:15,599
this point

873
00:38:19,310 --> 00:38:17,220
but this is not good do you think

874
00:38:20,870 --> 00:38:19,320
because reportedly in that Star Wars

875
00:38:22,609 --> 00:38:20,880
movie he was in I can't remember the

876
00:38:24,829 --> 00:38:22,619
name of that one either

877
00:38:27,829 --> 00:38:24,839
um he was in the force awakens that one

878
00:38:29,390 --> 00:38:27,839
yes apparently the the and you know

879
00:38:30,770 --> 00:38:29,400
spoilers for anybody listening right now

880
00:38:33,109 --> 00:38:30,780
but apparently the the death of his

881
00:38:36,050 --> 00:38:33,119
character was one of his demands yes I'm

882
00:38:37,550 --> 00:38:36,060
just so I'm tired of all these Star Wars

883
00:38:39,290 --> 00:38:37,560
he wanted to kill off his character he

884
00:38:41,270 --> 00:38:39,300
apparently wanted to do that in Return

885
00:38:43,370 --> 00:38:41,280
of the Jedi every movie he asked for

886
00:38:45,530 --> 00:38:43,380
that yeah every movie just killed me

887
00:38:48,130 --> 00:38:45,540
please fugitive uh I make sure I die and

888
00:38:52,970 --> 00:38:51,230
was it regarding Henry yeah shoot me uh

889
00:38:54,890 --> 00:38:52,980
just take me out

890
00:38:55,490 --> 00:38:54,900
first scene anyway

891
00:38:58,069 --> 00:38:55,500
um

892
00:38:59,930 --> 00:38:58,079
uh

893
00:39:01,970 --> 00:38:59,940
but I'm wondering are they going to try

894
00:39:03,349 --> 00:39:01,980
to pull that in this one I've not heard

895
00:39:04,670 --> 00:39:03,359
that but I'm wondering are they going to

896
00:39:07,310 --> 00:39:04,680
try to

897
00:39:09,770 --> 00:39:07,320
I heard and his character yeah I think

898
00:39:11,810 --> 00:39:09,780
so I think that there is uh some way

899
00:39:14,870 --> 00:39:11,820
that they're going to let him Fade to to

900
00:39:17,510 --> 00:39:14,880
dust he's just gonna you know go away

901
00:39:19,970 --> 00:39:17,520
I'm just gonna it's like in uh he's just

902
00:39:21,829 --> 00:39:19,980
gonna slowly Dust in the Wind Dust in

903
00:39:24,530 --> 00:39:21,839
the Wind he's just gonna

904
00:39:27,170 --> 00:39:24,540
Go off into the sunset and that's it

905
00:39:29,390 --> 00:39:27,180
I mean I'll be honest as a big Indiana

906
00:39:30,770 --> 00:39:29,400
Jones fan of of course the first three

907
00:39:31,490 --> 00:39:30,780
who was growing up like you did with

908
00:39:34,130 --> 00:39:31,500
them

909
00:39:35,630 --> 00:39:34,140
uh the fourth one was just not great and

910
00:39:37,550 --> 00:39:35,640
does not hold up well

911
00:39:39,530 --> 00:39:37,560
and when I heard there was a fifth one

912
00:39:43,250 --> 00:39:39,540
coming out of like zero interest in this

913
00:39:45,530 --> 00:39:43,260
yeah these movies sucks [\h__\h] I agree

914
00:39:48,170 --> 00:39:45,540
yeah Sandler yeah it probably it

915
00:39:50,930 --> 00:39:48,180
probably will I probably also I probably

916
00:39:52,250 --> 00:39:50,940
will go see it and I'll get annoyed and

917
00:39:53,870 --> 00:39:52,260
leave halfway through probably that's

918
00:39:56,150 --> 00:39:53,880
what's gonna happen stuff get

919
00:39:57,410 --> 00:39:56,160
increasingly upset yeah

920
00:39:59,390 --> 00:39:57,420
I will

921
00:40:01,490 --> 00:39:59,400
it's a summer blockbuster I suppose they

922
00:40:05,150 --> 00:40:01,500
have to see it uh and while we're on

923
00:40:08,030 --> 00:40:05,160
movie news I'll just bring open uh

924
00:40:10,430 --> 00:40:08,040
this other one

925
00:40:12,710 --> 00:40:10,440
not that I care about this but this is

926
00:40:15,730 --> 00:40:12,720
basically like Disney news right here

927
00:40:18,950 --> 00:40:15,740
how and how Disney is just continually

928
00:40:20,870 --> 00:40:18,960
uh failing and this is a headline here

929
00:40:23,349 --> 00:40:20,880
The Little Mermaid box office is

930
00:40:26,210 --> 00:40:23,359
tracking low in China

931
00:40:29,630 --> 00:40:26,220
probably because of racism right China

932
00:40:32,089 --> 00:40:29,640
uh partially uh China does not like

933
00:40:35,270 --> 00:40:32,099
black people that much

934
00:40:38,089 --> 00:40:35,280
I that I just think that's

935
00:40:40,430 --> 00:40:38,099
I am I speaking out of turn there I just

936
00:40:43,310 --> 00:40:40,440
I just know when they had like the

937
00:40:45,589 --> 00:40:43,320
advertisements and the posters for uh

938
00:40:47,329 --> 00:40:45,599
the Star Wars movie it had Finn he's a

939
00:40:48,530 --> 00:40:47,339
black guy and when they remember when

940
00:40:50,930 --> 00:40:48,540
they had those posters over in China

941
00:40:53,270 --> 00:40:50,940
they kind of reduced his importance on

942
00:40:55,910 --> 00:40:53,280
the poster when they then they photoshop

943
00:40:58,069 --> 00:40:55,920
him out completely yeah and so in this

944
00:41:01,190 --> 00:40:58,079
newest Little Mermaid it's a live-action

945
00:41:04,010 --> 00:41:01,200
Recreation of the animated classic but

946
00:41:06,950 --> 00:41:04,020
they instead of having like a a white uh

947
00:41:09,050 --> 00:41:06,960
girl they have a a black girl uh

948
00:41:11,650 --> 00:41:09,060
primarily feature and there's like uh

949
00:41:14,270 --> 00:41:11,660
uh it's like a mostly like black cast

950
00:41:16,069 --> 00:41:14,280
and uh they thought this was gonna go

951
00:41:18,349 --> 00:41:16,079
over great in China apparently it's not

952
00:41:20,690 --> 00:41:18,359
going over great in China they don't

953
00:41:23,569 --> 00:41:20,700
like this kind of stuff China

954
00:41:26,270 --> 00:41:23,579
I have a comparison of the two uh

955
00:41:26,930 --> 00:41:26,280
posters in the US version just check it

956
00:41:29,089 --> 00:41:26,940
out

957
00:41:33,530 --> 00:41:29,099
uh

958
00:41:36,650 --> 00:41:33,540
they don't like black people he wasn't

959
00:41:39,050 --> 00:41:36,660
available that day [\h__\h] them

960
00:41:41,630 --> 00:41:39,060
Tilly Photoshop that

961
00:41:45,109 --> 00:41:41,640
quick take the take the photo uh they

962
00:41:46,910 --> 00:41:45,119
got rid of them my God and honestly out

963
00:41:48,950 --> 00:41:46,920
of the movies are horse crap there's new

964
00:41:50,390 --> 00:41:48,960
ones but I actually like Finn the best I

965
00:41:52,190 --> 00:41:50,400
was gonna say I think he was one of the

966
00:41:53,750 --> 00:41:52,200
the good characters now he had the most

967
00:41:56,750 --> 00:41:53,760
interesting backstory

968
00:41:58,730 --> 00:41:56,760
he was the former former Stormtrooper

969
00:42:00,410 --> 00:41:58,740
yeah yeah okay you're the best stories

970
00:42:02,930 --> 00:42:00,420
and they did nothing with them

971
00:42:04,910 --> 00:42:02,940
uh but uh Disney is shooting their pants

972
00:42:07,730 --> 00:42:04,920
now because they're not tracking so well

973
00:42:10,069 --> 00:42:07,740
in China uh for uh for some time Disney

974
00:42:11,930 --> 00:42:10,079
films were seemingly barred from at

975
00:42:14,569 --> 00:42:11,940
least in China that is until the former

976
00:42:16,490 --> 00:42:14,579
CEO Bob Iger returned to the company for

977
00:42:17,810 --> 00:42:16,500
the past decade many Hollywood Studios

978
00:42:20,450 --> 00:42:17,820
have looked through the foreign box

979
00:42:23,690 --> 00:42:20,460
office as a guaranteed for guaranteed

980
00:42:26,270 --> 00:42:23,700
money with China being a big part

981
00:42:29,329 --> 00:42:26,280
uh but ever since the code 19 pandemic

982
00:42:31,250 --> 00:42:29,339
in 2020 China has seemingly ignored most

983
00:42:33,230 --> 00:42:31,260
major Western Productions in favor of

984
00:42:34,910 --> 00:42:33,240
homemade films and films from other

985
00:42:38,030 --> 00:42:34,920
Asian countries but that isn't stopping

986
00:42:39,470 --> 00:42:38,040
Disney from trying uh later this week uh

987
00:42:41,270 --> 00:42:39,480
the latest installment of their

988
00:42:44,630 --> 00:42:41,280
live-action remakes The Little Mermaid

989
00:42:46,550 --> 00:42:44,640
uh starring Halle Berry uh will be

990
00:42:49,130 --> 00:42:46,560
coming out with Halle Berry plays a

991
00:42:50,630 --> 00:42:49,140
Little Mermaid I yeah yeah is she

992
00:42:52,370 --> 00:42:50,640
playing The Little Mermaid because she

993
00:42:57,309 --> 00:42:52,380
seems a little too old to be The Little

994
00:43:01,030 --> 00:42:57,319
Mermaid Photoshop I guess deep fake

995
00:43:04,190 --> 00:43:01,040
deep fake Halle Berry

996
00:43:06,170 --> 00:43:04,200
uh let's see uh so I have a photo up

997
00:43:09,230 --> 00:43:06,180
here apparently they in the Chinese

998
00:43:11,270 --> 00:43:09,240
market they heavily

999
00:43:13,550 --> 00:43:11,280
they they change the artwork heavily to

1000
00:43:15,829 --> 00:43:13,560
hide the character's race oh yeah they

1001
00:43:17,390 --> 00:43:15,839
do that they they don't want to let they

1002
00:43:19,910 --> 00:43:17,400
don't want the people over there know

1003
00:43:24,290 --> 00:43:19,920
like what race is in the movie because

1004
00:43:30,170 --> 00:43:26,930
so there you go Disney's just not doing

1005
00:43:32,870 --> 00:43:30,180
very well and uh they're cutting jobs

1006
00:43:34,250 --> 00:43:32,880
they're slashing Services they are

1007
00:43:35,809 --> 00:43:34,260
removing things from the streaming

1008
00:43:38,569 --> 00:43:35,819
service it looks like Disney plus is

1009
00:43:40,010 --> 00:43:38,579
going to merge with Hulu uh I wonder

1010
00:43:42,890 --> 00:43:40,020
like within the next five years we could

1011
00:43:44,870 --> 00:43:42,900
see a total implosion of Disney to where

1012
00:43:47,870 --> 00:43:44,880
they have to sell off lucasfilm they

1013
00:43:48,829 --> 00:43:47,880
have to sell off ESPN and they think we

1014
00:43:52,190 --> 00:43:48,839
could buy it

1015
00:43:55,910 --> 00:43:53,809
I bet you you could get some people

1016
00:43:58,130 --> 00:43:55,920
together but maybe George Lucas will

1017
00:43:59,630 --> 00:43:58,140
will buy it back at a loss

1018
00:44:02,030 --> 00:43:59,640
you know like they'll buy it back for 2

1019
00:44:03,890 --> 00:44:02,040
billion instead of like oh okay so this

1020
00:44:05,510 --> 00:44:03,900
whole time we thought he was selling out

1021
00:44:07,190 --> 00:44:05,520
and he's going to turn around and make

1022
00:44:10,069 --> 00:44:07,200
three billion dollars on the deal by

1023
00:44:11,230 --> 00:44:10,079
buying it back yes this is the plan all

1024
00:44:14,569 --> 00:44:11,240
along

1025
00:44:16,490 --> 00:44:14,579
yeah jar jar is the key to all this

1026
00:44:18,790 --> 00:44:16,500
Star Wars Episode whatever we're up to

1027
00:44:21,829 --> 00:44:18,800
12. Jar Jar's the key

1028
00:44:23,450 --> 00:44:21,839
what am I doing

1029
00:44:26,390 --> 00:44:23,460
oh there you go there's some Disney news

1030
00:44:27,710 --> 00:44:26,400
some some some film news and we'll move

1031
00:44:35,290 --> 00:44:27,720
on and hit some other headlines some

1032
00:44:38,750 --> 00:44:37,609
by the way before you before you get

1033
00:44:42,170 --> 00:44:38,760
into your next headline I do want to

1034
00:44:44,030 --> 00:44:42,180
point out I have a Disney sucks uh story

1035
00:44:47,270 --> 00:44:44,040
if you want to bring that one up sure

1036
00:44:49,190 --> 00:44:47,280
it's it's a it's about it's a follow-up

1037
00:44:51,530 --> 00:44:49,200
news piece but it's also about something

1038
00:44:54,829 --> 00:44:51,540
we had talked about in the past but

1039
00:44:55,609 --> 00:44:54,839
um is about uh Disney just [\h__\h] it

1040
00:44:58,550 --> 00:44:55,619
up

1041
00:44:59,890 --> 00:44:58,560
okay yeah I'd love to talk about Disney

1042
00:45:03,490 --> 00:44:59,900
some more

1043
00:45:07,309 --> 00:45:03,500
uh oh boy uh

1044
00:45:11,030 --> 00:45:07,319
Disney remember this thing oh yes I do

1045
00:45:16,069 --> 00:45:11,040
Disney to permanently close costly Star

1046
00:45:18,410 --> 00:45:16,079
Wars themed hotel after 18 months man I

1047
00:45:20,930 --> 00:45:18,420
got mixed emotions about this one yeah

1048
00:45:24,170 --> 00:45:20,940
we talked about the the galactic Star

1049
00:45:26,690 --> 00:45:24,180
Wars Galactic star Cruiser experience

1050
00:45:30,650 --> 00:45:26,700
where it costs in a neighborhood of six

1051
00:45:32,930 --> 00:45:30,660
thousand dollars to stay two nights at

1052
00:45:34,849 --> 00:45:32,940
this concrete bunker where you're not

1053
00:45:37,430 --> 00:45:34,859
allowed to leave and they force you to

1054
00:45:39,050 --> 00:45:37,440
dress up like Jar Jar Binks the entire

1055
00:45:41,030 --> 00:45:39,060
time they assign you when you walk in

1056
00:45:43,309 --> 00:45:41,040
the door there you go your jar jar your

1057
00:45:45,829 --> 00:45:43,319
jar jar tonight you're one of those Pig

1058
00:45:49,849 --> 00:45:45,839
things from Jabba's Palace

1059
00:45:52,190 --> 00:45:49,859
the gomorian guardian guard now you're

1060
00:45:55,430 --> 00:45:52,200
dark nihilus I don't want to be dark

1061
00:45:57,710 --> 00:45:55,440
nihilist you're that weird uh uh robot

1062
00:45:59,270 --> 00:45:57,720
spider thing with a brain in a jar I

1063
00:46:00,770 --> 00:45:59,280
don't want to be that

1064
00:46:04,010 --> 00:46:00,780
tough [\h__\h]

1065
00:46:06,589 --> 00:46:04,020
well Walt Disney World's costly

1066
00:46:09,650 --> 00:46:06,599
uh Star Wars theme Galactic star Cruiser

1067
00:46:13,430 --> 00:46:09,660
Hotel will be permanently closing its

1068
00:46:16,730 --> 00:46:13,440
doors September approximately 18 months

1069
00:46:20,030 --> 00:46:16,740
after opening [\h__\h]

1070
00:46:23,089 --> 00:46:20,040
after advertised uh as a two-day

1071
00:46:24,950 --> 00:46:23,099
immersive experience the galactic star

1072
00:46:27,710 --> 00:46:24,960
Cruiser provides guests with simulated

1073
00:46:32,510 --> 00:46:27,720
Voyage to a galaxy far far away while

1074
00:46:36,050 --> 00:46:32,520
aboard the hall see on a Halcyon Cruiser

1075
00:46:37,730 --> 00:46:36,060
star Cruiser voyagers uh voyagers mingle

1076
00:46:39,650 --> 00:46:37,740
with other guests and crew members while

1077
00:46:42,950 --> 00:46:39,660
aligning themselves with either the

1078
00:46:46,309 --> 00:46:42,960
light or dark side of the force giving

1079
00:46:48,109 --> 00:46:46,319
me a knobber and get knobbers in the

1080
00:46:50,569 --> 00:46:48,119
Jabba's Palace sounds like they're

1081
00:46:53,390 --> 00:46:50,579
setting up a race war there

1082
00:46:56,089 --> 00:46:53,400
uh costs for the voyage came in at a

1083
00:46:58,730 --> 00:46:56,099
staggering twelve hundred dollars per

1084
00:47:01,130 --> 00:46:58,740
person per night family packages began

1085
00:47:03,410 --> 00:47:01,140
at a whopping six thousand dollars price

1086
00:47:05,809 --> 00:47:03,420
tag included food drink admission to

1087
00:47:08,510 --> 00:47:05,819
Disney's uh Hollywood studio for our

1088
00:47:11,270 --> 00:47:08,520
planetary Excursion to Galaxy's Edge the

1089
00:47:14,089 --> 00:47:11,280
Star Wars themed uh land and exclusive

1090
00:47:17,089 --> 00:47:14,099
Magic Band uh the exclusive Magic Band

1091
00:47:18,170 --> 00:47:17,099
in a two-night stay at either a cabin or

1092
00:47:20,210 --> 00:47:18,180
a suite

1093
00:47:22,550 --> 00:47:20,220
the hotel or in the or in the engine

1094
00:47:24,109 --> 00:47:22,560
room yeah you gotta work

1095
00:47:26,270 --> 00:47:24,119
your ship's not gonna run itself you

1096
00:47:28,790 --> 00:47:26,280
gotta shovel this into that furnace yeah

1097
00:47:30,710 --> 00:47:28,800
I mean it's a space furnace you know how

1098
00:47:33,790 --> 00:47:30,720
many times Han had to fix the Millennium

1099
00:47:35,809 --> 00:47:33,800
Falcon the thing never started

1100
00:47:38,450 --> 00:47:35,819
you were just going to like take a

1101
00:47:42,530 --> 00:47:38,460
shower nope you gotta fix that ain't

1102
00:47:46,430 --> 00:47:44,569
uh though the hotel experience received

1103
00:47:47,809 --> 00:47:46,440
generally positive reviews the cost of

1104
00:47:49,849 --> 00:47:47,819
the experience apparently proved too

1105
00:47:52,250 --> 00:47:49,859
much for even the most die-hard Star

1106
00:47:53,930 --> 00:47:52,260
Wars fans forcing Disney to limit the

1107
00:47:55,910 --> 00:47:53,940
amount of voyages available as the

1108
00:47:58,250 --> 00:47:55,920
company struggled to fill rooms Disney

1109
00:48:01,609 --> 00:47:58,260
yeah wouldn't it be it would be kind of

1110
00:48:03,710 --> 00:48:01,619
awful if you signed up to go and you

1111
00:48:05,870 --> 00:48:03,720
were the only family there

1112
00:48:08,750 --> 00:48:05,880
it would be super awkward you're walking

1113
00:48:10,250 --> 00:48:08,760
around dressed up like Boba Fett and

1114
00:48:12,109 --> 00:48:10,260
like there's nowhere to interact with

1115
00:48:14,150 --> 00:48:12,119
there's no like cosplay all you're doing

1116
00:48:15,290 --> 00:48:14,160
is like engaging with the staff which is

1117
00:48:17,809 --> 00:48:15,300
[\h__\h] they don't want to do this

1118
00:48:19,329 --> 00:48:17,819
stuff anyways

1119
00:48:23,390 --> 00:48:19,339
wow

1120
00:48:25,670 --> 00:48:23,400
uh but that thing is uh uh it's being

1121
00:48:27,589 --> 00:48:25,680
shut down

1122
00:48:30,290 --> 00:48:27,599
terrible

1123
00:48:32,390 --> 00:48:30,300
uh yeah it's gone it's gone like it's

1124
00:48:34,069 --> 00:48:32,400
like Disney has made some serious

1125
00:48:36,710 --> 00:48:34,079
missteps here it goes on to say you've

1126
00:48:39,530 --> 00:48:36,720
got uh the Walt Disney Company suffered

1127
00:48:41,390 --> 00:48:39,540
a direct to customer operating loss of

1128
00:48:43,069 --> 00:48:41,400
over one billion dollars the company

1129
00:48:45,109 --> 00:48:43,079
announced earlier this year is streaming

1130
00:48:47,329 --> 00:48:45,119
service also lost a staggering 2.4

1131
00:48:49,490 --> 00:48:47,339
million subscribers these setbacks for

1132
00:48:53,150 --> 00:48:49,500
the company force uh

1133
00:48:56,030 --> 00:48:53,160
forced reinstated Bob Iger CEO Bob Iger

1134
00:48:57,770 --> 00:48:56,040
to announce 70 7 000 employees layoffs

1135
00:49:01,790 --> 00:48:57,780
in February so they're they're just

1136
00:49:03,890 --> 00:49:01,800
they're up shits Creek as a company

1137
00:49:06,130 --> 00:49:03,900
I don't understand how with the the

1138
00:49:08,870 --> 00:49:06,140
power not the power the amount of money

1139
00:49:10,130 --> 00:49:08,880
that Disney brings to the table and

1140
00:49:11,390 --> 00:49:10,140
Disney owning Star Wars or even

1141
00:49:14,210 --> 00:49:11,400
licensing stars because they had the

1142
00:49:16,010 --> 00:49:14,220
star or was it star star two Star Tours

1143
00:49:16,849 --> 00:49:16,020
for the longest time

1144
00:49:18,829 --> 00:49:16,859
um

1145
00:49:20,030 --> 00:49:18,839
how do you screw up if someone says

1146
00:49:21,650 --> 00:49:20,040
because it seems like it's just a a

1147
00:49:23,930 --> 00:49:21,660
license to print money for someone to

1148
00:49:26,089 --> 00:49:23,940
say hey let's make a Star Wars themed

1149
00:49:28,790 --> 00:49:26,099
area at Disneyland and have a Star Wars

1150
00:49:31,970 --> 00:49:28,800
hotel that's just money in the bank

1151
00:49:34,730 --> 00:49:31,980
they are trying to do their own thing

1152
00:49:36,950 --> 00:49:34,740
with Star Wars and that's not what

1153
00:49:40,490 --> 00:49:36,960
people want people want Luke Skywalker

1154
00:49:43,550 --> 00:49:40,500
they want Boba Fett to be a badass they

1155
00:49:46,730 --> 00:49:43,560
want interesting stories that expand the

1156
00:49:49,010 --> 00:49:46,740
Galaxy they don't want remakes they

1157
00:49:51,890 --> 00:49:49,020
don't want reimaginations they want the

1158
00:49:53,630 --> 00:49:51,900
expanded universe and Disney did the

1159
00:49:55,430 --> 00:49:53,640
exact opposite they thought they would

1160
00:49:58,309 --> 00:49:55,440
be able to just print money by putting

1161
00:50:00,650 --> 00:49:58,319
out anything Star Wars and people put up

1162
00:50:03,829 --> 00:50:00,660
with that for about three years

1163
00:50:05,930 --> 00:50:03,839
and now they're they're tired of all

1164
00:50:08,210 --> 00:50:05,940
their crap

1165
00:50:10,430 --> 00:50:08,220
[\h__\h] they're tired of the things

1166
00:50:14,329 --> 00:50:10,440
that they love being demolished

1167
00:50:16,430 --> 00:50:14,339
wilkified and totally transformed

1168
00:50:18,050 --> 00:50:16,440
you're doing so great

1169
00:50:19,550 --> 00:50:18,060
what push the people over the edge was

1170
00:50:22,790 --> 00:50:19,560
that uh

1171
00:50:25,130 --> 00:50:22,800
um that mashup uh Star Wars versus The

1172
00:50:27,050 --> 00:50:25,140
Little Mermaid that was not popular I'd

1173
00:50:29,270 --> 00:50:27,060
go see that

1174
00:50:33,470 --> 00:50:29,280
I'm gonna have chat GPT write me a short

1175
00:50:36,950 --> 00:50:33,480
story about uh The Little Mermaid

1176
00:50:38,450 --> 00:50:36,960
uh joining the the rebels to fight uh

1177
00:50:40,370 --> 00:50:38,460
the Imperials no

1178
00:50:41,990 --> 00:50:40,380
no make it interesting have her join the

1179
00:50:43,849 --> 00:50:42,000
the Imperials oh

1180
00:50:45,829 --> 00:50:43,859
oh she's joining the Imperials because

1181
00:50:47,930 --> 00:50:45,839
she's taught she's tired of all these

1182
00:50:51,470 --> 00:50:47,940
these uh tired of all these Star Wars

1183
00:50:53,990 --> 00:50:51,480
tired of all these Star Wars enough with

1184
00:50:56,210 --> 00:50:54,000
the Star Wars I'm just so tired of all

1185
00:50:58,370 --> 00:50:56,220
these Star Wars

1186
00:51:00,710 --> 00:50:58,380
all right well it's sad to see I I was

1187
00:51:02,510 --> 00:51:00,720
you know if I had an extra six thousand

1188
00:51:05,829 --> 00:51:02,520
dollars laying around I would have gone

1189
00:51:09,290 --> 00:51:07,790
there's so many so many better things

1190
00:51:12,349 --> 00:51:09,300
you could spend that six thousand I know

1191
00:51:14,750 --> 00:51:12,359
I mean every like inflation's is is out

1192
00:51:16,370 --> 00:51:14,760
of control like you just don't have six

1193
00:51:17,809 --> 00:51:16,380
thousand like not many people that I

1194
00:51:20,870 --> 00:51:17,819
know just have six thousand dollars to

1195
00:51:22,549 --> 00:51:20,880
blow on us a Disney hotel

1196
00:51:23,750 --> 00:51:22,559
I don't know anybody who has that kind

1197
00:51:27,410 --> 00:51:23,760
of money

1198
00:51:30,349 --> 00:51:27,420
not even Joe Harrison Ford does Harrison

1199
00:51:32,990 --> 00:51:30,359
Ford does yeah he wouldn't go he hates

1200
00:51:34,370 --> 00:51:33,000
Star Wars do you think he could write

1201
00:51:36,470 --> 00:51:34,380
that into like his contracts like all

1202
00:51:38,329 --> 00:51:36,480
right 65 million dollars and you put me

1203
00:51:41,510 --> 00:51:38,339
up with that Star Wars hotel and when I

1204
00:51:43,370 --> 00:51:41,520
get there but I'm in I'm in kilometers

1205
00:51:45,109 --> 00:51:43,380
Indiana Jones the entire time you kill

1206
00:51:47,930 --> 00:51:45,119
me when I get there

1207
00:51:50,450 --> 00:51:47,940
and anyone refers to me as Han Solo they

1208
00:51:53,270 --> 00:51:50,460
get punched in the neck

1209
00:51:55,190 --> 00:51:53,280
this grumpy old man wandering around

1210
00:51:57,230 --> 00:51:55,200
I'd pay to see that

1211
00:51:58,130 --> 00:51:57,240
that would be a better every now and

1212
00:51:59,630 --> 00:51:58,140
then there's like a documentary about

1213
00:52:02,750 --> 00:51:59,640
the making of a movie that's better than

1214
00:52:04,370 --> 00:52:02,760
the movie that would be one of them

1215
00:52:05,110 --> 00:52:04,380
well let's move on get some more uh

1216
00:52:12,650 --> 00:52:05,120
headlines here

1217
00:52:20,150 --> 00:52:15,589
all right well uh AI company says it'll

1218
00:52:22,370 --> 00:52:20,160
perform a seance on your dead loved ones

1219
00:52:25,130 --> 00:52:22,380
oh really

1220
00:52:27,650 --> 00:52:25,140
oh yes here we are now I've talked about

1221
00:52:30,650 --> 00:52:27,660
this before talked about the Hall of

1222
00:52:33,849 --> 00:52:30,660
souls they projected in in the year they

1223
00:52:37,910 --> 00:52:33,859
futurists uh projected that in the year

1224
00:52:39,950 --> 00:52:37,920
2077 there will be something like uh a

1225
00:52:44,809 --> 00:52:39,960
virtual library where you can you can go

1226
00:52:48,109 --> 00:52:44,819
and interact with these uh AI I guess

1227
00:52:51,170 --> 00:52:48,119
simulated kind of personalities of dead

1228
00:52:55,670 --> 00:52:51,180
past personalities like uh Richard Nixon

1229
00:52:58,069 --> 00:52:55,680
or Samuel Ford uh Harrison yeah yeah

1230
00:53:00,349 --> 00:52:58,079
Harrison Ford he might uh he might be in

1231
00:53:02,630 --> 00:53:00,359
there but this is a little different

1232
00:53:05,809 --> 00:53:02,640
here so this AI company

1233
00:53:07,490 --> 00:53:05,819
says it'll perform a seance on your dead

1234
00:53:11,089 --> 00:53:07,500
loved ones

1235
00:53:13,730 --> 00:53:11,099
uh and uh you know this there's a there

1236
00:53:16,370 --> 00:53:13,740
is let's see here this is a long ass

1237
00:53:19,309 --> 00:53:16,380
article and what what futurism

1238
00:53:21,290 --> 00:53:19,319
futurism.com

1239
00:53:24,890 --> 00:53:21,300
futurism why are we reading this book

1240
00:53:26,030 --> 00:53:24,900
it's it's it's a huge thing

1241
00:53:28,490 --> 00:53:26,040
um

1242
00:53:30,670 --> 00:53:28,500
let's see I'll just uh see if I can scan

1243
00:53:33,530 --> 00:53:30,680
through this

1244
00:53:36,589 --> 00:53:33,540
uh no I'm not going to I brought this up

1245
00:53:39,530 --> 00:53:38,030
you know I'm gonna read the last two

1246
00:53:41,569 --> 00:53:39,540
paragraphs yeah okay you know what I'll

1247
00:53:43,190 --> 00:53:41,579
read a middle paragraph and the last few

1248
00:53:45,650 --> 00:53:43,200
okay the middle paragraph but

1249
00:53:48,589 --> 00:53:45,660
fascinatingly that's where the upcoming

1250
00:53:50,750 --> 00:53:48,599
service called Seance AI yes it's

1251
00:53:53,030 --> 00:53:50,760
actually that's what it's called sets

1252
00:53:56,569 --> 00:53:53,040
itself apart it's built by a software

1253
00:53:58,970 --> 00:53:56,579
development lab called AE Studio where

1254
00:54:01,609 --> 00:53:58,980
it's Creator a designer named Jaren

1255
00:54:03,950 --> 00:54:01,619
rocks isn't shy about that's a fake name

1256
00:54:06,349 --> 00:54:03,960
Jaren rocks you can't change your last

1257
00:54:09,349 --> 00:54:06,359
name to rocks

1258
00:54:11,030 --> 00:54:09,359
well he isn't uh isn't shy about the

1259
00:54:13,250 --> 00:54:11,040
straightforwardness of the product's

1260
00:54:15,829 --> 00:54:13,260
name while other companies often talk

1261
00:54:18,170 --> 00:54:15,839
around the implications of Resurrection

1262
00:54:21,049 --> 00:54:18,180
rocks leans Full Tilt into the

1263
00:54:24,049 --> 00:54:21,059
ghoulishness and according to him it's

1264
00:54:27,290 --> 00:54:24,059
very intentional we are trying to make

1265
00:54:29,450 --> 00:54:27,300
it sound as magical and as mystical as

1266
00:54:32,870 --> 00:54:29,460
possible Rox told futurism saying that

1267
00:54:35,450 --> 00:54:32,880
the name is a call to attention over how

1268
00:54:37,370 --> 00:54:35,460
advanced large language models have

1269
00:54:39,890 --> 00:54:37,380
gotten

1270
00:54:41,390 --> 00:54:39,900
so they're trying to recreate your dead

1271
00:54:43,730 --> 00:54:41,400
loved ones

1272
00:54:47,450 --> 00:54:43,740
that's what I'm getting out of this that

1273
00:54:49,309 --> 00:54:47,460
is just uh creepy in general

1274
00:54:50,750 --> 00:54:49,319
but I was I

1275
00:54:53,030 --> 00:54:50,760
we were talking about this on like the

1276
00:54:54,970 --> 00:54:53,040
the previous like Union of the N1 when

1277
00:54:57,410 --> 00:54:54,980
it comes to like Tech like these long

1278
00:54:59,450 --> 00:54:57,420
these large language models they're not

1279
00:55:00,950 --> 00:54:59,460
really AI people think they're AI

1280
00:55:02,930 --> 00:55:00,960
because you know you interact with them

1281
00:55:04,609 --> 00:55:02,940
they you it appears as though they're

1282
00:55:06,049 --> 00:55:04,619
thinking they're really not

1283
00:55:08,930 --> 00:55:06,059
but

1284
00:55:11,329 --> 00:55:08,940
it got me thinking to about the the

1285
00:55:14,450 --> 00:55:11,339
Philip experiment to where people were

1286
00:55:17,589 --> 00:55:14,460
doing uh seances I believe back in the

1287
00:55:21,730 --> 00:55:17,599
70s and they did this experiment where

1288
00:55:26,450 --> 00:55:21,740
for the Seance to contact a dead person

1289
00:55:29,089 --> 00:55:26,460
the experiment uh organizers decided to

1290
00:55:30,650 --> 00:55:29,099
write down characteristics of a

1291
00:55:33,170 --> 00:55:30,660
fictional character

1292
00:55:36,230 --> 00:55:33,180
and so they gave it to attributes like

1293
00:55:40,069 --> 00:55:36,240
six foot tall black hair a disposition a

1294
00:55:42,549 --> 00:55:40,079
personality uh like hobbies and work in

1295
00:55:46,130 --> 00:55:42,559
life experience and totally fictional

1296
00:55:48,230 --> 00:55:46,140
and they asked the people uh who are

1297
00:55:49,750 --> 00:55:48,240
performing the Seance to see if they

1298
00:55:52,790 --> 00:55:49,760
could pick out

1299
00:55:54,049 --> 00:55:52,800
details during the Seance where they

1300
00:55:55,490 --> 00:55:54,059
thought they were contacting a dead

1301
00:55:58,490 --> 00:55:55,500
person and trying to get information

1302
00:56:01,309 --> 00:55:58,500
from a dead person but in fact they were

1303
00:56:04,190 --> 00:56:01,319
picking out details from

1304
00:56:06,290 --> 00:56:04,200
a totally fictional character

1305
00:56:09,230 --> 00:56:06,300
and that led me to the thought like well

1306
00:56:11,630 --> 00:56:09,240
if we're able to invent these kind of

1307
00:56:12,950 --> 00:56:11,640
things and if the Philip experiment is

1308
00:56:15,589 --> 00:56:12,960
true even though it is a bit

1309
00:56:17,450 --> 00:56:15,599
controversial to where people can have a

1310
00:56:19,790 --> 00:56:17,460
seance in this kind of pick up on things

1311
00:56:20,930 --> 00:56:19,800
that are imagined just straight out of

1312
00:56:25,190 --> 00:56:20,940
The Ether

1313
00:56:27,890 --> 00:56:25,200
and what's the to say that we can't do

1314
00:56:30,770 --> 00:56:27,900
the same things with these AI like us

1315
00:56:32,990 --> 00:56:30,780
believing that they have more

1316
00:56:36,650 --> 00:56:33,000
personalities than they really do will

1317
00:56:38,770 --> 00:56:36,660
in in and of itself create some spark of

1318
00:56:43,670 --> 00:56:38,780
sentience some spark of Consciousness

1319
00:56:46,130 --> 00:56:43,680
that will then give rise to their own uh

1320
00:56:49,490 --> 00:56:46,140
real Consciousness like we believe that

1321
00:56:52,130 --> 00:56:49,500
they are so therefore they are

1322
00:56:53,569 --> 00:56:52,140
are you talking now or in 2077. I'm

1323
00:56:55,309 --> 00:56:53,579
talking now I'm talking like right

1324
00:56:57,770 --> 00:56:55,319
around the corner like this is possible

1325
00:56:59,450 --> 00:56:57,780
to where our belief they better not do

1326
00:57:01,790 --> 00:56:59,460
that I don't want to die by weird robot

1327
00:57:04,190 --> 00:57:01,800
like AI stuff I'm also open to the

1328
00:57:06,109 --> 00:57:04,200
possibility that we create these these

1329
00:57:08,450 --> 00:57:06,119
things that have such a like a limp

1330
00:57:11,089 --> 00:57:08,460
they're intelligent but very limited

1331
00:57:14,510 --> 00:57:11,099
intelligence but that might open up the

1332
00:57:16,849 --> 00:57:14,520
door to some weird demonic possession

1333
00:57:18,770 --> 00:57:16,859
like you hear like demonic possession

1334
00:57:21,370 --> 00:57:18,780
like uh in the Catholic church and

1335
00:57:24,410 --> 00:57:21,380
exorcism like demons possessing people

1336
00:57:28,370 --> 00:57:24,420
uh if if there's a an advanced enough

1337
00:57:31,010 --> 00:57:28,380
circuitry and some semblance of of brain

1338
00:57:34,250 --> 00:57:31,020
activity but electronically created in a

1339
00:57:36,950 --> 00:57:34,260
neural net uh would that allow can

1340
00:57:39,910 --> 00:57:36,960
demons slip right in there and take over

1341
00:57:42,790 --> 00:57:39,920
these AI I'm open to that too

1342
00:57:45,410 --> 00:57:42,800
demon-possessed AI

1343
00:57:48,349 --> 00:57:45,420
it all goes to the Philip experiment and

1344
00:57:51,170 --> 00:57:48,359
what we believe is possible

1345
00:57:53,270 --> 00:57:51,180
uh but I just want to bring it up and so

1346
00:57:55,430 --> 00:57:53,280
you will be talking to your dead loved

1347
00:57:58,549 --> 00:57:55,440
ones in AI whether you like it or not

1348
00:58:01,270 --> 00:57:58,559
but but the the the AI of your dead

1349
00:58:04,010 --> 00:58:01,280
loved ones could very well be a demon

1350
00:58:06,349 --> 00:58:04,020
exactly so like this is this is like

1351
00:58:09,170 --> 00:58:06,359
trust don't trust Grandma this is like a

1352
00:58:09,829 --> 00:58:09,180
modern day version of a Ouija board

1353
00:58:12,470 --> 00:58:09,839
um

1354
00:58:15,170 --> 00:58:12,480
and it's not that far off

1355
00:58:17,569 --> 00:58:15,180
like uh I I think we're right around

1356
00:58:19,309 --> 00:58:17,579
there and I you know honestly maybe I'll

1357
00:58:21,470 --> 00:58:19,319
just create that like I'll create an app

1358
00:58:22,790 --> 00:58:21,480
I'll create this large language model

1359
00:58:24,109 --> 00:58:22,800
and I'm going to create my own version

1360
00:58:25,730 --> 00:58:24,119
of the Ouija board I don't know what

1361
00:58:27,530 --> 00:58:25,740
it's gonna do but I gotta make some

1362
00:58:29,329 --> 00:58:27,540
money here people because this podcast

1363
00:58:30,530 --> 00:58:29,339
ain't paying the bills I gotta do

1364
00:58:32,329 --> 00:58:30,540
something

1365
00:58:35,089 --> 00:58:32,339
well you keep spending all that money on

1366
00:58:39,109 --> 00:58:35,099
on Disney trips to Star Wars hotels I

1367
00:58:40,789 --> 00:58:39,119
have to do that yes I did not do that

1368
00:58:43,549 --> 00:58:40,799
yeah I Gotta See The Little Mermaid

1369
00:58:46,490 --> 00:58:43,559
three times in a weekend

1370
00:58:48,349 --> 00:58:46,500
all right well let's uh I'm gonna pick

1371
00:58:54,410 --> 00:58:48,359
out one more headline then I'll see what

1372
00:58:58,069 --> 00:58:56,630
oh boy there's a lot of things going on

1373
00:58:59,630 --> 00:58:58,079
I want to bring this one up because I do

1374
00:59:01,130 --> 00:58:59,640
have some like world news I just haven't

1375
00:59:03,289 --> 00:59:01,140
uh

1376
00:59:05,089 --> 00:59:03,299
haven't gotten to yet but I want I

1377
00:59:06,530 --> 00:59:05,099
wanted to bring this up here because I

1378
00:59:09,650 --> 00:59:06,540
think this is

1379
00:59:14,450 --> 00:59:09,660
pretty interesting piece of news

1380
00:59:16,250 --> 00:59:14,460
uh Senators issued satellite phones

1381
00:59:17,690 --> 00:59:16,260
yeah that was weird man I got mixed

1382
00:59:20,990 --> 00:59:17,700
emotions about this one it comes from

1383
00:59:23,349 --> 00:59:21,000
cbsnews.com that means that the the

1384
00:59:26,150 --> 00:59:23,359
major media Outlets want you to know

1385
00:59:28,370 --> 00:59:26,160
that Senators have been given satellite

1386
00:59:30,470 --> 00:59:28,380
phones not House of Representatives just

1387
00:59:33,950 --> 00:59:30,480
the Senators yeah because the house reps

1388
00:59:35,990 --> 00:59:33,960
also not even all the Senators oh really

1389
00:59:37,370 --> 00:59:36,000
I'd like to know who did and did not get

1390
00:59:40,549 --> 00:59:37,380
them

1391
00:59:41,930 --> 00:59:40,559
so this comes from CBS news is this a

1392
00:59:44,630 --> 00:59:41,940
sign that something's coming or is this

1393
00:59:46,670 --> 00:59:44,640
a signal to let us know that we know

1394
00:59:48,289 --> 00:59:46,680
something's coming I don't know this is

1395
00:59:50,270 --> 00:59:48,299
like some deep

1396
00:59:51,829 --> 00:59:50,280
slams kind of stuff

1397
00:59:54,470 --> 00:59:51,839
because why would they announce this if

1398
00:59:56,990 --> 00:59:54,480
there was something going on

1399
00:59:59,630 --> 00:59:57,000
so uh amid growing concerns over

1400
01:00:02,210 --> 00:59:59,640
security risks to members of Congress

1401
01:00:03,470 --> 01:00:02,220
more than 50 Senators have been issued

1402
01:00:05,510 --> 01:00:03,480
satellite phones for emergency

1403
01:00:08,089 --> 01:00:05,520
communications people familiar with the

1404
01:00:10,190 --> 01:00:08,099
measures told CBS News

1405
01:00:11,930 --> 01:00:10,200
the devices are part of a series of new

1406
01:00:14,870 --> 01:00:11,940
security measures being offered to

1407
01:00:17,450 --> 01:00:14,880
Senators by the Senate sergeant of at

1408
01:00:20,150 --> 01:00:17,460
Arms who took over shortly after the

1409
01:00:21,770 --> 01:00:20,160
assault on the U.S Capitol on January 6

1410
01:00:23,630 --> 01:00:21,780
2021.

1411
01:00:25,430 --> 01:00:23,640
and there's been a lot more January six

1412
01:00:27,650 --> 01:00:25,440
years to come out too

1413
01:00:31,250 --> 01:00:27,660
like I haven't even touched on that

1414
01:00:33,650 --> 01:00:31,260
like how they were like over I think one

1415
01:00:35,809 --> 01:00:33,660
to two hundred uh undercover agents

1416
01:00:37,190 --> 01:00:35,819
there and

1417
01:00:38,990 --> 01:00:37,200
it just keeps getting better and better

1418
01:00:40,609 --> 01:00:39,000
that story keeps getting great

1419
01:00:42,890 --> 01:00:40,619
but back to the story the satellite

1420
01:00:44,569 --> 01:00:42,900
phone technology has been offered to all

1421
01:00:46,849 --> 01:00:44,579
100 centers

1422
01:00:48,410 --> 01:00:46,859
uh CBS News has learned that at least 50

1423
01:00:49,970 --> 01:00:48,420
have accepted the phones who wouldn't

1424
01:00:51,829 --> 01:00:49,980
take a free phone

1425
01:00:55,309 --> 01:00:51,839
it's a satellite phone that's great why

1426
01:00:56,930 --> 01:00:55,319
are 50 of them not taking it and is it

1427
01:00:59,270 --> 01:00:56,940
mostly Republicans not taking it or

1428
01:01:00,410 --> 01:00:59,280
mostly Democrats I'd like to know maybe

1429
01:01:01,789 --> 01:01:00,420
maybe they're doing a credit check

1430
01:01:04,010 --> 01:01:01,799
beforehand all right Mike here's your

1431
01:01:04,730 --> 01:01:04,020
free oh wait a minute here's your Vonage

1432
01:01:10,250 --> 01:01:04,740
phone

1433
01:01:11,870 --> 01:01:10,260
does this work probably uh CBS News has

1434
01:01:13,849 --> 01:01:11,880
learned at least 50 have accepted the

1435
01:01:15,650 --> 01:01:13,859
phones Which senate uh Which senate

1436
01:01:17,630 --> 01:01:15,660
administrative staff recommended uh

1437
01:01:19,789 --> 01:01:17,640
Senators keep in close proximity during

1438
01:01:21,410 --> 01:01:19,799
their travels in testimony before the

1439
01:01:23,630 --> 01:01:21,420
Senate appropriation Community last

1440
01:01:25,849 --> 01:01:23,640
month Senate Sergeant at Arms Karen

1441
01:01:28,549 --> 01:01:25,859
Gibson says satellite communication is

1442
01:01:31,190 --> 01:01:28,559
being deployed to ensure a redundant and

1443
01:01:32,930 --> 01:01:31,200
secure means of communication during a

1444
01:01:34,510 --> 01:01:32,940
disruptive event

1445
01:01:38,750 --> 01:01:34,520
hmm

1446
01:01:42,410 --> 01:01:38,760
uh so what would take out regular cell

1447
01:01:44,270 --> 01:01:42,420
connectivity and internet but not

1448
01:01:46,430 --> 01:01:44,280
sat phones

1449
01:01:50,630 --> 01:01:46,440
well honestly anything that

1450
01:01:54,589 --> 01:01:50,640
terrestrial in in uh in scope so you

1451
01:01:56,930 --> 01:01:54,599
know a guy with a rented uh

1452
01:01:59,930 --> 01:01:56,940
um backhoe for the weekend can take down

1453
01:02:01,309 --> 01:01:59,940
a whole bunch of network stuff okay uh

1454
01:02:05,270 --> 01:02:01,319
we also had all the stories about the

1455
01:02:07,609 --> 01:02:05,280
guys going around shooting rifles at uh

1456
01:02:09,650 --> 01:02:07,619
Empower yeah Power stations Transformers

1457
01:02:12,289 --> 01:02:09,660
substations and uh and and cell phone

1458
01:02:13,910 --> 01:02:12,299
towers that's correct uh uh I would

1459
01:02:15,049 --> 01:02:13,920
imagine that EMP would just wipe

1460
01:02:16,130 --> 01:02:15,059
everything out so even if their

1461
01:02:18,170 --> 01:02:16,140
headphones work they wouldn't have

1462
01:02:19,970 --> 01:02:18,180
anybody to talk to but maybe it had some

1463
01:02:22,970 --> 01:02:19,980
hardened facility they would

1464
01:02:24,589 --> 01:02:22,980
or let's get conspiratorial sure they

1465
01:02:27,770 --> 01:02:24,599
need to shut down there's there's an

1466
01:02:29,329 --> 01:02:27,780
upcoming need to shut down the civilian

1467
01:02:30,530 --> 01:02:29,339
internet and civilian cell phone

1468
01:02:32,809 --> 01:02:30,540
Networks

1469
01:02:34,970 --> 01:02:32,819
either blaming it on some sort of worm

1470
01:02:38,150 --> 01:02:34,980
blaming it on China blaming it on Russia

1471
01:02:40,010 --> 01:02:38,160
something and this way the uh the the

1472
01:02:42,890 --> 01:02:40,020
government can still

1473
01:02:44,890 --> 01:02:42,900
um communicate I would say that's pretty

1474
01:02:47,569 --> 01:02:44,900
good huh

1475
01:02:49,910 --> 01:02:47,579
some sort of Cyber attack

1476
01:02:52,190 --> 01:02:49,920
yeah yeah

1477
01:02:53,390 --> 01:02:52,200
I have one more Theory after when you

1478
01:02:55,430 --> 01:02:53,400
get to the end it's going to be

1479
01:02:56,630 --> 01:02:55,440
completely it's gonna be way out there

1480
01:02:58,370 --> 01:02:56,640
so when you're done with the story okay

1481
01:03:01,250 --> 01:02:58,380
I like I like the out there theories uh

1482
01:03:04,370 --> 01:03:01,260
Gibson said uh the phones are a security

1483
01:03:06,589 --> 01:03:04,380
backstop in case the an emergency that

1484
01:03:09,049 --> 01:03:06,599
takes out Communication in part of

1485
01:03:11,510 --> 01:03:09,059
America Federal funding will pay for the

1486
01:03:13,910 --> 01:03:11,520
satellite air time needed to utilize the

1487
01:03:15,710 --> 01:03:13,920
phone devices a Department of Homeland

1488
01:03:18,109 --> 01:03:15,720
Security advisors says satellite phones

1489
01:03:20,089 --> 01:03:18,119
are a tool for responding to in

1490
01:03:23,510 --> 01:03:20,099
coordinating government services in case

1491
01:03:26,089 --> 01:03:23,520
of a man-made or natural disaster that

1492
01:03:27,950 --> 01:03:26,099
wipes out communication

1493
01:03:29,690 --> 01:03:27,960
okay

1494
01:03:31,849 --> 01:03:29,700
what's your crazy Theory all right

1495
01:03:35,030 --> 01:03:31,859
here's my crazy Theory they offered

1496
01:03:38,870 --> 01:03:35,040
these to they being the Deep State the

1497
01:03:40,549 --> 01:03:38,880
the uh um NSA or whoever CIA

1498
01:03:43,130 --> 01:03:40,559
offered these sorts of things Homeland

1499
01:03:45,950 --> 01:03:43,140
Security to these Senators as a way of

1500
01:03:47,809 --> 01:03:45,960
tracking or better better

1501
01:03:50,089 --> 01:03:47,819
um uh recording all their communication

1502
01:03:52,849 --> 01:03:50,099
here the cell phone networks aren't safe

1503
01:03:54,230 --> 01:03:52,859
use this and now they can find out what

1504
01:03:56,750 --> 01:03:54,240
the Senators are up to the entire time

1505
01:03:58,670 --> 01:03:56,760
and that's why only 50 took it I really

1506
01:04:00,170 --> 01:03:58,680
would like to know what 50 took this

1507
01:04:02,150 --> 01:04:00,180
phone because that's right down the

1508
01:04:05,690 --> 01:04:02,160
middle and pretty much the Senate is 50

1509
01:04:08,569 --> 01:04:05,700
50 on Republican versus Democrat

1510
01:04:11,750 --> 01:04:08,579
to tell me all the Democrats took this

1511
01:04:14,089 --> 01:04:11,760
I don't know who got that who got the

1512
01:04:19,789 --> 01:04:16,670
I Wanna Know

1513
01:04:22,430 --> 01:04:19,799
give me the phone come on

1514
01:04:24,829 --> 01:04:22,440
it says at least 50. it's been offered

1515
01:04:26,569 --> 01:04:24,839
to all 100 at least 50 at least 50 yeah

1516
01:04:29,990 --> 01:04:26,579
they're not

1517
01:04:32,089 --> 01:04:30,000
nah we need names we gotta have some

1518
01:04:33,230 --> 01:04:32,099
names here also under a foia they should

1519
01:04:34,730 --> 01:04:33,240
print the numbers too so we can call

1520
01:04:37,670 --> 01:04:34,740
them yeah

1521
01:04:39,470 --> 01:04:37,680
it should be public record right

1522
01:04:41,089 --> 01:04:39,480
I want to I want to prank call these

1523
01:04:44,770 --> 01:04:41,099
guys

1524
01:04:48,049 --> 01:04:44,780
let's sign up for all the mailing lists

1525
01:04:52,130 --> 01:04:48,059
so that was just a little piece of

1526
01:04:55,609 --> 01:04:52,140
interesting uh news and very very

1527
01:04:57,230 --> 01:04:55,619
concerning in these troubling times but

1528
01:04:58,660 --> 01:04:57,240
um let's see what the headlines

1529
01:05:05,210 --> 01:04:58,670
correction may have over there

1530
01:05:06,650 --> 01:05:05,220
[Music]

1531
01:05:08,690 --> 01:05:06,660
by the ways I dig for that apparently

1532
01:05:10,250 --> 01:05:08,700
all the news comes through CBS on that

1533
01:05:12,289 --> 01:05:10,260
one very strange

1534
01:05:14,450 --> 01:05:12,299
okay

1535
01:05:16,250 --> 01:05:14,460
um I will do some I will do some world

1536
01:05:18,530 --> 01:05:16,260
news a little later but I want to go and

1537
01:05:20,270 --> 01:05:18,540
see what you got

1538
01:05:23,630 --> 01:05:20,280
um all right let's see where where to

1539
01:05:24,890 --> 01:05:23,640
start on this giant week-long list of

1540
01:05:26,569 --> 01:05:24,900
news

1541
01:05:28,609 --> 01:05:26,579
which started almost immediately after

1542
01:05:31,370 --> 01:05:28,619
the show yeah in fact actually I started

1543
01:05:36,530 --> 01:05:31,380
Gathering news for this show uh 47

1544
01:05:40,190 --> 01:05:38,150
um

1545
01:05:43,130 --> 01:05:40,200
let's go with this one let's let's

1546
01:05:45,829 --> 01:05:43,140
drive this show let's change the uh

1547
01:05:48,109 --> 01:05:45,839
change the tone and go right

1548
01:05:57,829 --> 01:05:48,119
into the uh the poo poo peepee jokes

1549
01:06:10,490 --> 01:05:59,329
uh

1550
01:06:12,829 --> 01:06:10,500
where in Europe do men sit down or stand

1551
01:06:18,770 --> 01:06:12,839
up to pee

1552
01:06:21,230 --> 01:06:18,780
oh really okay sits and sprinklers sit

1553
01:06:22,130 --> 01:06:21,240
sprinklers I'm guessing it's a Sherman

1554
01:06:24,170 --> 01:06:22,140
word

1555
01:06:25,910 --> 01:06:24,180
this is a very controversial topic but

1556
01:06:28,370 --> 01:06:25,920
we'll talk about it

1557
01:06:29,690 --> 01:06:28,380
is it controversial I think so we're

1558
01:06:32,750 --> 01:06:29,700
gonna find out it's very controversial

1559
01:06:35,150 --> 01:06:32,760
if men stand up or sit down to pee

1560
01:06:37,490 --> 01:06:35,160
uh arguments are growing that men should

1561
01:06:40,190 --> 01:06:37,500
sit down to urinate with some experts

1562
01:06:42,289 --> 01:06:40,200
saying it is good for health and the

1563
01:06:45,230 --> 01:06:42,299
family toothbrushes

1564
01:06:48,289 --> 01:06:45,240
but where are they heating this advice

1565
01:06:50,690 --> 01:06:48,299
people are peeing on toothbrushes I try

1566
01:06:54,010 --> 01:06:50,700
to aim for the toilet

1567
01:06:57,529 --> 01:06:54,020
oh that's what I've been doing wrong

1568
01:06:59,870 --> 01:06:57,539
toothbrushes are gross

1569
01:07:02,569 --> 01:06:59,880
new data from your gov shed light on

1570
01:07:04,549 --> 01:07:02,579
where where in your men are most likely

1571
01:07:07,250 --> 01:07:04,559
to sit down and Bee the British Point

1572
01:07:09,289 --> 01:07:07,260
agency surveyed 13 countries to find out

1573
01:07:12,230 --> 01:07:09,299
men's peeing preferences revealing a

1574
01:07:14,930 --> 01:07:12,240
stark divide between the sit in sit

1575
01:07:17,150 --> 01:07:14,940
knots around the world yougov says it

1576
01:07:19,549 --> 01:07:17,160
was prompted to correct a Galleria

1577
01:07:22,190 --> 01:07:19,559
mission in this data after journalists

1578
01:07:25,789 --> 01:07:22,200
called it out for not having any data on

1579
01:07:28,789 --> 01:07:25,799
how many British men sat down to urinate

1580
01:07:30,890 --> 01:07:28,799
okay yes

1581
01:07:32,029 --> 01:07:30,900
oh good I'm glad the Clark corrected a

1582
01:07:33,250 --> 01:07:32,039
record so we know we have the real

1583
01:07:36,109 --> 01:07:33,260
numbers here

1584
01:07:38,809 --> 01:07:36,119
uh that uh that's despite the number of

1585
01:07:41,450 --> 01:07:38,819
claims surrounding the benefits of the

1586
01:07:42,789 --> 01:07:41,460
of the practice for mental and physical

1587
01:07:46,250 --> 01:07:42,799
well-being is

1588
01:07:48,049 --> 01:07:46,260
besides more amicable relations with

1589
01:07:49,849 --> 01:07:48,059
women in the house

1590
01:07:50,390 --> 01:07:49,859
so it looks like

1591
01:07:54,170 --> 01:07:50,400
um

1592
01:07:56,930 --> 01:07:54,180
German men are most likely to sit down

1593
01:08:00,109 --> 01:07:56,940
and pee in Europe

1594
01:08:03,589 --> 01:08:00,119
that's right you

1595
01:08:07,270 --> 01:08:03,599
okay uh followed by Sweden uh like

1596
01:08:12,849 --> 01:08:07,280
German like 62 percent Sweden 50

1597
01:08:15,049 --> 01:08:12,859
uh Denmark 44 and the UK at 24

1598
01:08:17,090 --> 01:08:15,059
you're not taking care of your duties

1599
01:08:18,709 --> 01:08:17,100
here like you're supposed to

1600
01:08:21,130 --> 01:08:18,719
I'm not the guy in charge of the study

1601
01:08:23,630 --> 01:08:21,140
yeah he's in charge of the toilets hey

1602
01:08:25,490 --> 01:08:23,640
get down over there I understand you're

1603
01:08:27,530 --> 01:08:25,500
at disappointment this week you guys

1604
01:08:29,870 --> 01:08:27,540
data found that German men were most

1605
01:08:32,450 --> 01:08:29,880
likely to sit down to pee with 62 saying

1606
01:08:35,030 --> 01:08:32,460
they do so every time or most times

1607
01:08:37,309 --> 01:08:35,040
swedes the second most likely of

1608
01:08:40,490 --> 01:08:37,319
European men to do so in Germany these

1609
01:08:43,070 --> 01:08:40,500
men are known as the Spix pinklers

1610
01:08:44,510 --> 01:08:43,080
meaning somebody who sits that who sits

1611
01:08:45,709 --> 01:08:44,520
while you're needy they got a name for

1612
01:08:48,289 --> 01:08:45,719
themselves and everything they got a

1613
01:08:50,990 --> 01:08:48,299
whole club going on over there

1614
01:08:53,229 --> 01:08:51,000
you got t-shirts probably in ball caps

1615
01:08:56,930 --> 01:08:53,239
tattoos on their arms

1616
01:08:59,150 --> 01:08:56,940
uh there there are debates inside the

1617
01:09:01,729 --> 01:08:59,160
country about whether men should sit or

1618
01:09:05,590 --> 01:09:01,739
stand some toys have signs for bidding

1619
01:09:09,110 --> 01:09:05,600
standing up though that

1620
01:09:11,570 --> 01:09:09,120
no stand to be wow that's that's pretty

1621
01:09:11,580 --> 01:09:15,110
all right

1622
01:09:19,669 --> 01:09:17,570
um some toys have signs for bidding

1623
01:09:22,490 --> 01:09:19,679
standing up though the terms uh sis

1624
01:09:23,870 --> 01:09:22,500
sprinkler implies it is not masculine

1625
01:09:25,550 --> 01:09:23,880
Behavior yeah I wouldn't I wouldn't

1626
01:09:28,189 --> 01:09:25,560
think so some of the worst offenders

1627
01:09:31,669 --> 01:09:28,199
were in Poland in the UK were only 27 24

1628
01:09:33,169 --> 01:09:31,679
of men uh peace sitting down yeah

1629
01:09:35,930 --> 01:09:33,179
they'll pay anywhere they can over there

1630
01:09:38,090 --> 01:09:35,940
they don't care they don't care who I am

1631
01:09:41,030 --> 01:09:38,100
here give me your toothbrush people I'm

1632
01:09:45,229 --> 01:09:42,950
uh Studies have shown that the practice

1633
01:09:49,249 --> 01:09:45,239
is better for Men's Health researchers

1634
01:09:51,829 --> 01:09:49,259
from uh lion Leiden University Medical

1635
01:09:53,990 --> 01:09:51,839
Center found in 2014 and helped the

1636
01:09:56,390 --> 01:09:54,000
bladder empty faster and more completely

1637
01:09:59,930 --> 01:09:56,400
something which is beneficial to those

1638
01:10:03,169 --> 01:09:59,940
with lower urinary tract problems or in

1639
01:10:04,729 --> 01:10:03,179
large prostate all right okay oh yeah

1640
01:10:07,130 --> 01:10:04,739
yeah I'm dead it doesn't

1641
01:10:09,290 --> 01:10:07,140
it doesn't ring true but whatever I'm

1642
01:10:11,209 --> 01:10:09,300
not a medical doctor like Dr Joe Biden

1643
01:10:12,950 --> 01:10:11,219
the only time I really peace like

1644
01:10:15,229 --> 01:10:12,960
sitting down is back when I was drinking

1645
01:10:17,450 --> 01:10:15,239
a lot and like on like the that's when

1646
01:10:19,610 --> 01:10:17,460
you pass out in the shower you pass out

1647
01:10:21,350 --> 01:10:19,620
you're too drunk or you wake up and

1648
01:10:23,390 --> 01:10:21,360
you're hungover and you're like I don't

1649
01:10:25,370 --> 01:10:23,400
know if I gotta pee or Crap Anything Can

1650
01:10:26,870 --> 01:10:25,380
Happen let's just see what happens and

1651
01:10:28,669 --> 01:10:26,880
you sit down and sometimes the magic

1652
01:10:30,890 --> 01:10:28,679
does happen but

1653
01:10:33,890 --> 01:10:30,900
I voluntarily it just seems like it's

1654
01:10:37,610 --> 01:10:33,900
it's a waste of time it's not efficient

1655
01:10:41,630 --> 01:10:38,510
um

1656
01:10:44,870 --> 01:10:41,640
so in this data Mexican males

1657
01:10:47,090 --> 01:10:44,880
were the most likely country to say they

1658
01:10:49,669 --> 01:10:47,100
never sat down

1659
01:10:51,410 --> 01:10:49,679
however Europe uh

1660
01:10:53,390 --> 01:10:51,420
uh your

1661
01:10:55,790 --> 01:10:53,400
where there's runner-ups with 33

1662
01:10:57,950 --> 01:10:55,800
abridgement saying they said the same

1663
01:10:59,390 --> 01:10:57,960
they they never sat down

1664
01:11:02,450 --> 01:10:59,400
okay

1665
01:11:05,510 --> 01:11:02,460
very controversial poll interesting data

1666
01:11:07,790 --> 01:11:05,520
I just think they want to remove urinals

1667
01:11:09,770 --> 01:11:07,800
and this has everything this I see which

1668
01:11:12,830 --> 01:11:09,780
is this has everything to do with

1669
01:11:15,770 --> 01:11:12,840
bathroom Equity because if you go to any

1670
01:11:18,350 --> 01:11:15,780
kind of airport sport event and women

1671
01:11:20,990 --> 01:11:18,360
always complain about the lines at

1672
01:11:23,030 --> 01:11:21,000
restrooms right like like my wife's like

1673
01:11:25,910 --> 01:11:23,040
how do you guys go in in out of there so

1674
01:11:27,410 --> 01:11:25,920
fast like I I have to wait in line

1675
01:11:29,930 --> 01:11:27,420
because there's a whole big production

1676
01:11:31,790 --> 01:11:29,940
you gotta you gotta find a stall sit

1677
01:11:34,370 --> 01:11:31,800
down all that kind of stuff and so the

1678
01:11:36,830 --> 01:11:34,380
women's line is always longer so I think

1679
01:11:39,590 --> 01:11:36,840
they want to remove the urinals increase

1680
01:11:43,070 --> 01:11:39,600
the line length in time so there's

1681
01:11:44,149 --> 01:11:43,080
bathroom Equity across the board well

1682
01:11:46,669 --> 01:11:44,159
it's because your wife doesn't know

1683
01:11:48,770 --> 01:11:46,679
about the giant trough yeah just the

1684
01:11:51,470 --> 01:11:48,780
giant uh floor drain in the middle

1685
01:11:54,709 --> 01:11:53,689
that's like sports stadiums we just kind

1686
01:11:56,330 --> 01:11:54,719
of yeah

1687
01:11:58,550 --> 01:11:56,340
the piss trough

1688
01:12:00,530 --> 01:11:58,560
or the uh the real ones was basically

1689
01:12:01,910 --> 01:12:00,540
just a sloped slanted wall and you just

1690
01:12:05,270 --> 01:12:01,920
pee on it yeah it's down to a drain

1691
01:12:10,189 --> 01:12:07,669
um yeah I I do like your you're thinking

1692
01:12:11,689 --> 01:12:10,199
that this is to encourage people to be

1693
01:12:14,330 --> 01:12:11,699
sitting down so they can make all

1694
01:12:16,250 --> 01:12:14,340
restrooms exactly the same and they just

1695
01:12:17,750 --> 01:12:16,260
have just a bunch of toilets in there

1696
01:12:22,130 --> 01:12:17,760
yeah

1697
01:12:23,930 --> 01:12:22,140
game plan is here people

1698
01:12:25,729 --> 01:12:23,940
they're flushing the toilet on that guy

1699
01:12:27,770 --> 01:12:25,739
yeah they are

1700
01:12:29,870 --> 01:12:27,780
um Sweden by the way if you look at the

1701
01:12:31,010 --> 01:12:29,880
numbers down in the second chart there

1702
01:12:32,810 --> 01:12:31,020
um if you still have that open I don't

1703
01:12:35,510 --> 01:12:32,820
know but oh yeah I got it open

1704
01:12:37,850 --> 01:12:35,520
the the numbers in in his bookmarks

1705
01:12:39,350 --> 01:12:37,860
that's my homepage now okay keep an eye

1706
01:12:40,130 --> 01:12:39,360
on this study

1707
01:12:46,610 --> 01:12:40,140
um

1708
01:12:50,290 --> 01:12:46,620
for people who pee sitting down or

1709
01:12:52,729 --> 01:12:50,300
higher if for the younger categories

1710
01:12:55,189 --> 01:12:52,739
also if you know what they they the two

1711
01:12:58,130 --> 01:12:55,199
categories of Ages is 18 to 34 and then

1712
01:13:02,390 --> 01:12:58,140
55 and up what happened to 35 to 54.

1713
01:13:04,250 --> 01:13:02,400
that's a big swath of the uh

1714
01:13:05,510 --> 01:13:04,260
the population there maybe those are

1715
01:13:07,070 --> 01:13:05,520
people who all responded with none of

1716
01:13:08,209 --> 01:13:07,080
your freaking business yeah do whatever

1717
01:13:10,310 --> 01:13:08,219
I want

1718
01:13:11,390 --> 01:13:10,320
I'm being on you right now I'm telling

1719
01:13:13,550 --> 01:13:11,400
you

1720
01:13:16,850 --> 01:13:13,560
know people are flushing toilets 10

1721
01:13:21,649 --> 01:13:19,189
how's this end how do they end this up

1722
01:13:23,450 --> 01:13:21,659
uh last few paragraphs here some in

1723
01:13:26,450 --> 01:13:23,460
feminists and left wind circles say

1724
01:13:28,970 --> 01:13:26,460
sitting down to pee is more respectful

1725
01:13:31,630 --> 01:13:28,980
towards women believing ideas of

1726
01:13:34,970 --> 01:13:31,640
patriarchy encouragement to behave more

1727
01:13:35,689 --> 01:13:34,980
inconsiderable inconsiderably in the

1728
01:13:38,209 --> 01:13:35,699
bathroom

1729
01:13:40,910 --> 01:13:38,219
those on the right may claim the

1730
01:13:43,310 --> 01:13:40,920
practice represents uh domestication of

1731
01:13:45,950 --> 01:13:43,320
men with their more masculine traits

1732
01:13:48,530 --> 01:13:45,960
suppressed at the expense of more

1733
01:13:50,870 --> 01:13:48,540
feminine behaviors I think I think I

1734
01:13:52,370 --> 01:13:50,880
nailed it China right on board with that

1735
01:13:53,450 --> 01:13:52,380
one I'd like to hear what Alex Jones

1736
01:13:55,669 --> 01:13:53,460
thinks about when he goes into the

1737
01:13:57,830 --> 01:13:55,679
bathroom oh he does I mean come on

1738
01:14:00,410 --> 01:13:57,840
you know what he says

1739
01:14:01,669 --> 01:14:00,420
uh I don't know we'll check in you know

1740
01:14:03,229 --> 01:14:01,679
I'm the type of guy when even when

1741
01:14:04,850 --> 01:14:03,239
there's guys in a big bathroom I kind of

1742
01:14:07,370 --> 01:14:04,860
like well I'll just wait till I get home

1743
01:14:13,570 --> 01:14:07,380
I don't like you know I I mean how do

1744
01:14:13,580 --> 01:14:19,790
I just hold it I'm just hold it all day

1745
01:14:22,189 --> 01:14:21,169
yeah what about all the people that piss

1746
01:14:23,630 --> 01:14:22,199
in their pants

1747
01:14:25,729 --> 01:14:23,640
I guess technically they're standing up

1748
01:14:26,810 --> 01:14:25,739
and standing up well I don't know you

1749
01:14:29,450 --> 01:14:26,820
could piss in your pants sitting down

1750
01:14:31,610 --> 01:14:29,460
too that is her laying down

1751
01:14:33,410 --> 01:14:31,620
I only pee laying down in my bathroom

1752
01:14:34,729 --> 01:14:33,420
there's a big bottle of Lysol well

1753
01:14:36,770 --> 01:14:34,739
somebody run there and get that for me

1754
01:14:38,630 --> 01:14:36,780
yeah

1755
01:14:40,189 --> 01:14:38,640
the context of that why all of a sudden

1756
01:14:43,370 --> 01:14:40,199
it just started announcing he needed

1757
01:14:44,750 --> 01:14:43,380
Lysol on the air good question

1758
01:14:46,130 --> 01:14:44,760
I don't know what to go back and see if

1759
01:14:49,370 --> 01:14:46,140
we can dig through the archives and find

1760
01:14:55,310 --> 01:14:49,380
out chicks get on that one all right uh

1761
01:15:00,830 --> 01:14:58,490
suck my titties

1762
01:15:03,590 --> 01:15:00,840
by the way I forgot uh uh of course as

1763
01:15:06,169 --> 01:15:03,600
as guests European gross funny European

1764
01:15:07,550 --> 01:15:06,179
news credit to Herman for that one he's

1765
01:15:09,430 --> 01:15:07,560
on the Forefront

1766
01:15:11,510 --> 01:15:09,440
I think he was running that stuff

1767
01:15:12,890 --> 01:15:11,520
suspiciously I did notice that entire

1768
01:15:14,870 --> 01:15:12,900
study did not reference the Netherlands

1769
01:15:16,490 --> 01:15:14,880
at any point so

1770
01:15:18,590 --> 01:15:16,500
when he wonder if he was like deleting

1771
01:15:20,689 --> 01:15:18,600
those that line of data

1772
01:15:21,770 --> 01:15:20,699
Maybe

1773
01:15:24,050 --> 01:15:21,780
all right

1774
01:15:25,550 --> 01:15:24,060
um see you want uh you did some time

1775
01:15:28,250 --> 01:15:25,560
trap I'll give you two choices here you

1776
01:15:30,830 --> 01:15:28,260
want time traveling Vandal news or do

1777
01:15:34,189 --> 01:15:30,840
you want machines demanding Money for

1778
01:15:36,130 --> 01:15:34,199
Nothing news time traveling vandals all

1779
01:15:40,189 --> 01:15:36,140
right

1780
01:15:41,810 --> 01:15:40,199
oh one okay just one one's enough one's

1781
01:15:46,669 --> 01:15:41,820
all you need breaking news is happening

1782
01:15:51,709 --> 01:15:48,890
and we'll find out

1783
01:15:53,870 --> 01:15:51,719
uh man claiming to be time travel throws

1784
01:15:56,330 --> 01:15:53,880
brick through window to save homeowners

1785
01:15:57,410 --> 01:15:56,340
that's some good news on that front yeah

1786
01:16:00,050 --> 01:15:57,420
if he wouldn't have come back through

1787
01:16:02,450 --> 01:16:00,060
time they may have died

1788
01:16:04,910 --> 01:16:02,460
uh a 37 year old man claiming to be a

1789
01:16:07,790 --> 01:16:04,920
time traveler was arrested after he told

1790
01:16:09,590 --> 01:16:07,800
the Ocala police that he threw a brick

1791
01:16:13,610 --> 01:16:09,600
through the home window to save the

1792
01:16:15,470 --> 01:16:13,620
occupants from a future event

1793
01:16:16,550 --> 01:16:15,480
exactly what I would do if I was a time

1794
01:16:18,770 --> 01:16:16,560
traveler

1795
01:16:21,169 --> 01:16:18,780
it's a it's a classic move you go around

1796
01:16:23,870 --> 01:16:21,179
start vandalizing stuff to start saving

1797
01:16:24,830 --> 01:16:23,880
some lives right gonna get him out of

1798
01:16:26,750 --> 01:16:24,840
that house

1799
01:16:28,310 --> 01:16:26,760
he can't knock on the doors too they're

1800
01:16:29,689 --> 01:16:28,320
not going to answer that's not gonna get

1801
01:16:32,209 --> 01:16:29,699
him going

1802
01:16:34,070 --> 01:16:32,219
down no no

1803
01:16:35,990 --> 01:16:34,080
it's not gonna work

1804
01:16:37,270 --> 01:16:36,000
you gotta start smashing and demolishing

1805
01:16:44,350 --> 01:16:37,280
places

1806
01:16:48,290 --> 01:16:46,490
the brick doesn't work you got to take

1807
01:16:49,810 --> 01:16:48,300
it up a notch you know

1808
01:16:52,910 --> 01:16:49,820
foreign

1809
01:16:55,070 --> 01:16:52,920
violent to save these people on Saturday

1810
01:16:57,530 --> 01:16:55,080
May 13th the Oakland Police Department

1811
01:16:59,870 --> 01:16:57,540
Officer responded to a local residence

1812
01:17:01,370 --> 01:16:59,880
in reference to a possible burglary upon

1813
01:17:03,169 --> 01:17:01,380
arrival the officers made contact with

1814
01:17:04,850 --> 01:17:03,179
the victims who's who own the home

1815
01:17:06,470 --> 01:17:04,860
according to the arrest report the

1816
01:17:09,169 --> 01:17:06,480
victims told the officers that a loud

1817
01:17:12,229 --> 01:17:09,179
crash woke them up and they heard their

1818
01:17:17,410 --> 01:17:12,239
baby crying when they checked on their

1819
01:17:21,169 --> 01:17:17,420
baby they observed that the uh venomous

1820
01:17:24,470 --> 01:17:21,179
abaston that filled with stuffed animals

1821
01:17:27,709 --> 01:17:24,480
uh was on the floor and and the window

1822
01:17:30,530 --> 01:17:27,719
was smashed they advised that a large

1823
01:17:32,689 --> 01:17:30,540
rock or large brick was found on the

1824
01:17:34,070 --> 01:17:32,699
floor according to the police report in

1825
01:17:36,590 --> 01:17:34,080
addition the victim stated that they

1826
01:17:39,290 --> 01:17:36,600
found a book outside their home near the

1827
01:17:41,209 --> 01:17:39,300
front door and did not belong to them

1828
01:17:42,950 --> 01:17:41,219
so this is this is very interesting this

1829
01:17:45,169 --> 01:17:42,960
is always he brought a book too in case

1830
01:17:46,669 --> 01:17:45,179
he got bored or what well depending on

1831
01:17:48,950 --> 01:17:46,679
the type of time travel that he's doing

1832
01:17:51,290 --> 01:17:48,960
he might have to spend a long time

1833
01:17:53,450 --> 01:17:51,300
waiting in one spot for time to catch up

1834
01:17:55,430 --> 01:17:53,460
so you take a ball so if he's not very

1835
01:17:56,810 --> 01:17:55,440
good at targeting his time travel he may

1836
01:17:57,950 --> 01:17:56,820
get there but it's 20 years too early so

1837
01:17:59,750 --> 01:17:57,960
he needs a book or something yeah I hope

1838
01:18:02,209 --> 01:17:59,760
not 20 years maybe just maybe 20 minutes

1839
01:18:03,770 --> 01:18:02,219
but oh well you said long time I don't

1840
01:18:05,390 --> 01:18:03,780
know long time

1841
01:18:07,970 --> 01:18:05,400
maybe he's got a whole bunch of books he

1842
01:18:09,770 --> 01:18:07,980
also walked around the perimeter of the

1843
01:18:11,630 --> 01:18:09,780
victim's home and noted that it noted in

1844
01:18:13,910 --> 01:18:11,640
the report that the gate to the backyard

1845
01:18:15,950 --> 01:18:13,920
was open the officers observed a broken

1846
01:18:17,270 --> 01:18:15,960
window and the window screen was found

1847
01:18:19,490 --> 01:18:17,280
on the ground

1848
01:18:22,070 --> 01:18:19,500
uh the back door to the victim's pool

1849
01:18:24,470 --> 01:18:22,080
was also open sounds like a very unkept

1850
01:18:26,890 --> 01:18:24,480
household it sounds like everything is

1851
01:18:29,510 --> 01:18:26,900
kind of in this array

1852
01:18:31,189 --> 01:18:29,520
uh the victims informed the officer that

1853
01:18:33,649 --> 01:18:31,199
prior to the incident the gate was

1854
01:18:36,530 --> 01:18:33,659
Secure and the screen was on the window

1855
01:18:38,750 --> 01:18:36,540
likely story yeah sure right yeah I'd

1856
01:18:40,729 --> 01:18:38,760
take my screen off every night

1857
01:18:42,410 --> 01:18:40,739
put this out here it doesn't get ruined

1858
01:18:45,169 --> 01:18:42,420
silver officers came as the neighborhood

1859
01:18:47,030 --> 01:18:45,179
in an attempt to locate the nearby in an

1860
01:18:49,790 --> 01:18:47,040
attempt to allocate a nearby security

1861
01:18:51,430 --> 01:18:49,800
camera ambers uh in the residence was

1862
01:18:55,250 --> 01:18:51,440
observed

1863
01:18:56,990 --> 01:18:55,260
that had an open front door

1864
01:18:58,070 --> 01:18:57,000
the officers made contact with one of

1865
01:19:00,550 --> 01:18:58,080
the home occupants who identified

1866
01:19:02,810 --> 01:19:00,560
himself as Daniel Robert Dinkins

1867
01:19:04,850 --> 01:19:02,820
according to the police report the

1868
01:19:06,110 --> 01:19:04,860
officers told Dinkins that they were in

1869
01:19:08,450 --> 01:19:06,120
the neighborhood investigating a

1870
01:19:10,370 --> 01:19:08,460
burglary that they had that occurred

1871
01:19:14,270 --> 01:19:10,380
down the road dinkin spontaneously told

1872
01:19:16,370 --> 01:19:14,280
the officers that may have been me

1873
01:19:18,290 --> 01:19:16,380
he further informed the officers that he

1874
01:19:22,189 --> 01:19:18,300
had gone swimming at the victim's home

1875
01:19:24,709 --> 01:19:23,689
Never Lie

1876
01:19:27,110 --> 01:19:24,719
wait

1877
01:19:28,729 --> 01:19:27,120
wasn't David Dinkins the mayor of New

1878
01:19:30,169 --> 01:19:28,739
York did this guy did he go back in time

1879
01:19:33,290 --> 01:19:30,179
he's too young but he came forward in

1880
01:19:35,689 --> 01:19:33,300
time is it the hmm good call

1881
01:19:37,430 --> 01:19:35,699
uh after being read as Miranda rights

1882
01:19:39,350 --> 01:19:37,440
Lincoln admitted that he broke into the

1883
01:19:41,090 --> 01:19:39,360
victim's residence to go swimming in

1884
01:19:43,310 --> 01:19:41,100
their pool and left the book on the

1885
01:19:44,570 --> 01:19:43,320
front porch on the front door because he

1886
01:19:47,450 --> 01:19:44,580
wanted to share the book with him

1887
01:19:49,189 --> 01:19:47,460
according to the police report see I'll

1888
01:19:52,189 --> 01:19:49,199
leave you a gift

1889
01:19:54,530 --> 01:19:52,199
it's from the future I think it's

1890
01:19:56,149 --> 01:19:54,540
further admitted that he grabbed a brick

1891
01:19:58,790 --> 01:19:56,159
and used it to break the window the

1892
01:20:00,290 --> 01:19:58,800
Bridgeport Police reports stated that

1893
01:20:02,330 --> 01:20:00,300
Dickens told the investigators that he

1894
01:20:04,130 --> 01:20:02,340
was a time traveler and needed to save

1895
01:20:06,770 --> 01:20:04,140
the victims from an event that is going

1896
01:20:08,810 --> 01:20:06,780
to occur in the future during the

1897
01:20:10,669 --> 01:20:08,820
post-miranda interview Dinkins advised

1898
01:20:13,189 --> 01:20:10,679
that he was unaware that the baby baby

1899
01:20:15,350 --> 01:20:13,199
was inside the room where the the the

1900
01:20:16,790 --> 01:20:15,360
broken window occurred he also told

1901
01:20:19,250 --> 01:20:16,800
investigators that he was trying to save

1902
01:20:23,030 --> 01:20:19,260
the baby from something way in the

1903
01:20:26,090 --> 01:20:23,040
future when the child is much older ah I

1904
01:20:30,290 --> 01:20:26,100
suspect that this guy David Dinkins

1905
01:20:33,050 --> 01:20:30,300
himself is the baby in that room oh

1906
01:20:34,370 --> 01:20:33,060
and then he eventually grows up to

1907
01:20:38,770 --> 01:20:34,380
become the mayor of New York

1908
01:20:43,130 --> 01:20:41,390
Dinkins was arrested transported to

1909
01:20:45,410 --> 01:20:43,140
Marion County Jail and he was released

1910
01:20:47,570 --> 01:20:45,420
the same day on fifteen thousand dollars

1911
01:20:52,010 --> 01:20:47,580
Bond and he's facing a felony to charge

1912
01:20:55,430 --> 01:20:52,020
for burglary uh of an occupy dwelling

1913
01:20:56,870 --> 01:20:55,440
the court date has not been scheduled

1914
01:20:59,689 --> 01:20:56,880
okay

1915
01:21:02,810 --> 01:20:59,699
so we have a baby in the future going

1916
01:21:04,430 --> 01:21:02,820
back in time to warn himself

1917
01:21:07,189 --> 01:21:04,440
so that he can eventually then go

1918
01:21:08,930 --> 01:21:07,199
farther back in time and become mayor of

1919
01:21:11,390 --> 01:21:08,940
New York

1920
01:21:14,810 --> 01:21:11,400
there you go yeah

1921
01:21:16,850 --> 01:21:14,820
it all makes sense now I think the Judge

1922
01:21:19,250 --> 01:21:16,860
should let him out because he did give

1923
01:21:22,149 --> 01:21:19,260
he did give him this is released I think

1924
01:21:27,290 --> 01:21:24,649
when he left the book so don't do it

1925
01:21:30,950 --> 01:21:27,300
again yeah a book is definitely worth a

1926
01:21:32,870 --> 01:21:30,960
smash window and some swim time

1927
01:21:36,310 --> 01:21:32,880
maybe he banned the floor get out of

1928
01:21:40,550 --> 01:21:38,689
this is a better story than the that

1929
01:21:42,830 --> 01:21:40,560
Indiana Jones movie uh yeah this

1930
01:21:45,649 --> 01:21:42,840
actually would make for a better plot

1931
01:21:47,750 --> 01:21:45,659
I mean the time traveling baby saving

1932
01:21:49,310 --> 01:21:47,760
swimmer

1933
01:21:51,350 --> 01:21:49,320
he's got all the elements of the need

1934
01:21:54,050 --> 01:21:51,360
for Hollywood script in fact I could

1935
01:21:56,209 --> 01:21:54,060
probably tell Chet GPT right there you

1936
01:21:58,550 --> 01:21:56,219
go let's write this story I mean there's

1937
01:22:01,430 --> 01:21:58,560
a writer's strike write the ending to

1938
01:22:04,610 --> 01:22:01,440
this and uh yeah it's gonna be that that

1939
01:22:07,310 --> 01:22:04,620
baby is David Dinkins the time traveler

1940
01:22:08,870 --> 01:22:07,320
he came back to save himself

1941
01:22:10,850 --> 01:22:08,880
man there's so many so many good

1942
01:22:13,250 --> 01:22:10,860
Terminator kind of things in here what

1943
01:22:16,250 --> 01:22:13,260
would we call this this story here uh

1944
01:22:18,050 --> 01:22:16,260
let me [\h__\h] your mother no not that nah

1945
01:22:21,590 --> 01:22:18,060
it's not a good one

1946
01:22:22,729 --> 01:22:21,600
uh if it's probably Dylan no it could be

1947
01:22:27,649 --> 01:22:22,739
called Dylan

1948
01:22:28,550 --> 01:22:27,659
Dylan it kind of makes you think you

1949
01:22:30,709 --> 01:22:28,560
know

1950
01:22:37,090 --> 01:22:30,719
followed by the sequel Dylan to you son

1951
01:22:42,530 --> 01:22:40,910
that's more of a theme than uh than a

1952
01:22:44,270 --> 01:22:42,540
title for a movie and then they can wrap

1953
01:22:48,169 --> 01:22:44,280
up the trilogy with Dylan pushing too

1954
01:22:50,270 --> 01:22:48,179
many pencils yeah do you understand it

1955
01:22:52,250 --> 01:22:50,280
all right let's do uh one more wacky uh

1956
01:22:57,110 --> 01:22:52,260
news story I'm gonna do like a couple

1957
01:23:01,970 --> 01:22:59,510
by the way my vote for uh title is uh

1958
01:23:05,950 --> 01:23:01,980
baby time because that works multiple

1959
01:23:08,810 --> 01:23:05,960
ways baby time yeah okay

1960
01:23:10,790 --> 01:23:08,820
grow up and they they you know to have a

1961
01:23:15,110 --> 01:23:10,800
baby it's baby making time but I was

1962
01:23:19,630 --> 01:23:15,120
talking about baby time oh I see okay

1963
01:23:24,050 --> 01:23:19,640
wrap your mind around that one yamukio

1964
01:23:29,149 --> 01:23:26,810
yeah um all right so here's this one

1965
01:23:32,810 --> 01:23:29,159
came up and it's it's it's goofy but

1966
01:23:35,270 --> 01:23:32,820
also just generally strange that uh we

1967
01:23:37,010 --> 01:23:35,280
now have uh machines demanding money for

1968
01:23:41,209 --> 01:23:37,020
doing nothing

1969
01:23:42,890 --> 01:23:41,219
so me and the machine's having this job

1970
01:23:45,050 --> 01:23:42,900
if you were doing this job you could say

1971
01:23:47,149 --> 01:23:45,060
how about a tip but there's a machine

1972
01:23:48,649 --> 01:23:47,159
doing it okay we'll find out what's

1973
01:23:51,470 --> 01:23:48,659
going on here

1974
01:23:55,550 --> 01:23:51,480
uh self-checkout machines now ask for

1975
01:23:59,810 --> 01:23:55,560
tips in latest squeeze on customers I'm

1976
01:23:59,820 --> 01:24:05,810
this is [\h__\h]

1977
01:24:11,470 --> 01:24:08,810
this can't be real it is real look at

1978
01:24:15,770 --> 01:24:14,209
customers already contending with the

1979
01:24:17,689 --> 01:24:15,780
squeeze on their bank account due to

1980
01:24:20,090 --> 01:24:17,699
inflation are now facing more pressure

1981
01:24:25,729 --> 01:24:20,100
as businesses introduce new tipping

1982
01:24:31,669 --> 01:24:29,030
push it all of it

1983
01:24:34,189 --> 01:24:31,679
companies including airports bakeries

1984
01:24:37,370 --> 01:24:34,199
coffee shops and sports stadiums have

1985
01:24:39,410 --> 01:24:37,380
introduced the self-serve tipping option

1986
01:24:41,870 --> 01:24:39,420
where customers can leave tips including

1987
01:24:44,450 --> 01:24:41,880
the typical 20 percent despite facing

1988
01:24:47,209 --> 01:24:44,460
minimal or no interaction with any

1989
01:24:49,010 --> 01:24:47,219
employee according to a recent report by

1990
01:24:51,350 --> 01:24:49,020
The Wall Street Journal and yeah this is

1991
01:24:54,050 --> 01:24:51,360
I mean this is out of control and I'm

1992
01:24:56,030 --> 01:24:54,060
like a good Tipper but now I am tipping

1993
01:24:58,490 --> 01:24:56,040
even more like everywhere I go where

1994
01:25:01,550 --> 01:24:58,500
they have like those card readers it's

1995
01:25:04,550 --> 01:25:01,560
like 18 tip like on everything like and

1996
01:25:07,970 --> 01:25:04,560
I don't mind tipping people uh but it is

1997
01:25:10,310 --> 01:25:07,980
now every interaction literally has a

1998
01:25:12,590 --> 01:25:10,320
tipping option the only only spots that

1999
01:25:15,169 --> 01:25:12,600
don't have them are like I think the big

2000
01:25:16,669 --> 01:25:15,179
box stores like Walmart or Target or

2001
01:25:18,290 --> 01:25:16,679
things like that I'm sure that's coming

2002
01:25:19,790 --> 01:25:18,300
I think so for the line at Home Depot

2003
01:25:21,290 --> 01:25:19,800
it's gonna ask you for a tip by the way

2004
01:25:23,209 --> 01:25:21,300
notice the little throwaway line in

2005
01:25:25,970 --> 01:25:23,219
there in the second paragraph the

2006
01:25:28,790 --> 01:25:25,980
typical 20 when did 20 become the

2007
01:25:33,169 --> 01:25:28,800
typical it's not it's typically it is

2008
01:25:34,610 --> 01:25:33,179
10. I 10 10 to 15 18 if you get screwed

2009
01:25:36,590 --> 01:25:34,620
by some big restaurant 20 if someone

2010
01:25:39,830 --> 01:25:36,600
goes way above and beyond and I'm a 20

2011
01:25:42,649 --> 01:25:39,840
Tipper kind of guy I am I'm I'd like

2012
01:25:45,530 --> 01:25:42,659
throw money around I want the money but

2013
01:25:48,350 --> 01:25:45,540
this is ridiculous tipping 20 on my my

2014
01:25:51,050 --> 01:25:48,360
going to buy a single KitKat yeah tip

2015
01:25:53,330 --> 01:25:51,060
yes eight cents there you go

2016
01:25:56,689 --> 01:25:53,340
customers report feeling obligated to

2017
01:25:58,490 --> 01:25:56,699
leave a tip as they question where and

2018
01:26:01,010 --> 01:25:58,500
to whom the extra money is actually

2019
01:26:02,870 --> 01:26:01,020
going but businesses are increasingly

2020
01:26:05,090 --> 01:26:02,880
embracing the option to boost pay for

2021
01:26:06,890 --> 01:26:05,100
workers outside salaries according to

2022
01:26:09,770 --> 01:26:06,900
the Wall Street Journal

2023
01:26:13,430 --> 01:26:09,780
uh William Michael Flynn a customer

2024
01:26:15,470 --> 01:26:13,440
behavior in tip culture professor at

2025
01:26:17,689 --> 01:26:15,480
Cornell University's Nolan School of

2026
01:26:19,970 --> 01:26:17,699
Hotel Administration told the newspaper

2027
01:26:21,050 --> 01:26:19,980
that businesses are taking advantage of

2028
01:26:23,810 --> 01:26:21,060
the opportunity

2029
01:26:27,530 --> 01:26:23,820
and who wouldn't want to get extra money

2030
01:26:30,290 --> 01:26:27,540
for very little cost if you could

2031
01:26:31,370 --> 01:26:30,300
so you're just basically saying screw

2032
01:26:34,070 --> 01:26:31,380
you

2033
01:26:43,250 --> 01:26:34,080
the service is not really what we're

2034
01:26:47,030 --> 01:26:44,750
really well if it was what if it said

2035
01:26:49,370 --> 01:26:47,040
that on the screen that I would tip for

2036
01:26:53,030 --> 01:26:49,380
that instead of it I want some money and

2037
01:26:56,689 --> 01:26:55,010
if the if you check out self checkout

2038
01:26:58,370 --> 01:26:56,699
said that yeah I'm like oh [\h__\h] I'm

2039
01:27:00,169 --> 01:26:58,380
scared

2040
01:27:02,209 --> 01:27:00,179
also what if they started shaming people

2041
01:27:04,129 --> 01:27:02,219
so if you go through the self-checkout

2042
01:27:06,229 --> 01:27:04,139
and you don't tip they like

2043
01:27:07,430 --> 01:27:06,239
play a noise or flash a light at you or

2044
01:27:09,129 --> 01:27:07,440
something yeah curse at you or something

2045
01:27:11,930 --> 01:27:09,139
like that you [\h__\h] goddamn [\h__\h]

2046
01:27:13,850 --> 01:27:11,940
what the [\h__\h] your problem

2047
01:27:17,270 --> 01:27:13,860
did not tip

2048
01:27:20,090 --> 01:27:17,280
God you goddamn [\h__\h] [\h__\h] [\h__\h]

2049
01:27:22,070 --> 01:27:20,100
at the start of 2023 customers we're

2050
01:27:23,990 --> 01:27:22,080
already feeling the frustrations as

2051
01:27:26,330 --> 01:27:24,000
unexpected companies unexpected

2052
01:27:29,030 --> 01:27:26,340
companies were not only requesting tips

2053
01:27:31,430 --> 01:27:29,040
but some businesses were asking for up

2054
01:27:33,590 --> 01:27:31,440
to 30 percent according to the

2055
01:27:35,570 --> 01:27:33,600
Associated Press customers including the

2056
01:27:37,010 --> 01:27:35,580
Wall Street day trader and college

2057
01:27:38,510 --> 01:27:37,020
students share their experience with

2058
01:27:41,390 --> 01:27:38,520
leaving tips at fast food restaurants

2059
01:27:43,729 --> 01:27:41,400
and drive through services and brand

2060
01:27:45,050 --> 01:27:43,739
name coffee shops like Starbucks

2061
01:27:47,990 --> 01:27:45,060
yeah

2062
01:27:51,110 --> 01:27:48,000
uh quote I feel like there's an

2063
01:27:53,330 --> 01:27:51,120
automatic question to ask for tipping uh

2064
01:27:56,450 --> 01:27:53,340
there should be fine print stating where

2065
01:27:58,970 --> 01:27:56,460
these tips go I agree it doesn't help to

2066
01:28:00,890 --> 01:27:58,980
it doesn't go into my pockets shut up

2067
01:28:03,110 --> 01:28:00,900
it doesn't have to be huge but it should

2068
01:28:07,129 --> 01:28:03,120
be in writing on the screen saying that

2069
01:28:09,770 --> 01:28:07,139
these tips yeah this is a day trader a

2070
01:28:12,169 --> 01:28:09,780
day trader saying this so yeah I want I

2071
01:28:13,910 --> 01:28:12,179
want a contract

2072
01:28:15,350 --> 01:28:13,920
uh it doesn't have to be huge but it

2073
01:28:17,030 --> 01:28:15,360
should be in writing or on the screen

2074
01:28:18,950 --> 01:28:17,040
saying that these tips help out

2075
01:28:21,530 --> 01:28:18,960
employees and these tips go to all

2076
01:28:24,649 --> 01:28:21,540
employees which includes management it

2077
01:28:25,490 --> 01:28:24,659
should be specified I don't think first

2078
01:28:26,870 --> 01:28:25,500
of all I don't think that's true

2079
01:28:29,390 --> 01:28:26,880
secondly why are we now tipping

2080
01:28:31,310 --> 01:28:29,400
management yeah oh yeah [\h__\h]

2081
01:28:33,950 --> 01:28:31,320
management good job with that

2082
01:28:36,229 --> 01:28:33,960
spreadsheet Jesus Christ this has gone

2083
01:28:38,330 --> 01:28:36,239
too far it really has gone this is this

2084
01:28:41,030 --> 01:28:38,340
it's it speaks to the state of the

2085
01:28:43,910 --> 01:28:41,040
economy and like

2086
01:28:46,189 --> 01:28:43,920
like no one's getting paid what they

2087
01:28:47,870 --> 01:28:46,199
want or what they're worth I suppose

2088
01:28:50,570 --> 01:28:47,880
especially the service industry

2089
01:28:51,890 --> 01:28:50,580
everyone's struggling out there

2090
01:28:53,810 --> 01:28:51,900
and so they're trying to get it from

2091
01:28:55,010 --> 01:28:53,820
wherever they can because the businesses

2092
01:28:56,750 --> 01:28:55,020
aren't paying

2093
01:28:58,310 --> 01:28:56,760
yeah but you know darn well if you're

2094
01:29:00,709 --> 01:28:58,320
working at your grocery store at your

2095
01:29:03,470 --> 01:29:00,719
local Kroger or Safeway or whatever

2096
01:29:04,669 --> 01:29:03,480
um or Ralph's or Piggly Wiggly

2097
01:29:06,770 --> 01:29:04,679
um

2098
01:29:07,970 --> 01:29:06,780
if there's if the self-checkout machines

2099
01:29:10,129 --> 01:29:07,980
are are

2100
01:29:12,229 --> 01:29:10,139
asking for tips and people pay that 18

2101
01:29:13,430 --> 01:29:12,239
20 25 30 whatever the hell they're

2102
01:29:15,890 --> 01:29:13,440
getting ripped off

2103
01:29:17,030 --> 01:29:15,900
you know that's not hitting your

2104
01:29:20,090 --> 01:29:17,040
paycheck

2105
01:29:22,930 --> 01:29:20,100
every two weeks no it's not I just say I

2106
01:29:27,110 --> 01:29:22,940
won't tip no computers broke

2107
01:29:28,669 --> 01:29:27,120
this computer is broke computers broke I

2108
01:29:29,930 --> 01:29:28,679
don't like the self-checkout Lanes

2109
01:29:32,930 --> 01:29:29,940
anyway because they seem to somehow

2110
01:29:34,010 --> 01:29:32,940
invariably take longer yeah and then

2111
01:29:35,570 --> 01:29:34,020
going through the regular one well yeah

2112
01:29:37,610 --> 01:29:35,580
when you're ringing yourself out like

2113
01:29:40,070 --> 01:29:37,620
you ring through some item and then like

2114
01:29:41,930 --> 01:29:40,080
the flashing light over you and it's

2115
01:29:43,070 --> 01:29:41,940
like oh everyone's looking at me now and

2116
01:29:44,930 --> 01:29:43,080
then at that point might as well just

2117
01:29:47,090 --> 01:29:44,940
leave your [\h__\h] and go I give up I'm

2118
01:29:49,250 --> 01:29:47,100
going home yeah I'm out I'll try again

2119
01:29:51,470 --> 01:29:49,260
tomorrow

2120
01:29:53,510 --> 01:29:51,480
I'll come back this guy's here again

2121
01:29:55,910 --> 01:29:53,520
once this thing's in the system and it

2122
01:29:57,649 --> 01:29:55,920
scans properly I'll come back and do it

2123
01:30:00,470 --> 01:29:57,659
I'll just abandoned all my stuff right

2124
01:30:02,330 --> 01:30:00,480
there yep College traffic jam

2125
01:30:04,910 --> 01:30:02,340
five cards worth of groceries right

2126
01:30:07,550 --> 01:30:04,920
there five cars of groceries

2127
01:30:10,250 --> 01:30:07,560
right there put it away clean it up and

2128
01:30:15,189 --> 01:30:10,260
it's all Frozen stuffed only Frozen

2129
01:30:22,070 --> 01:30:19,850
carts ice cream first one nope

2130
01:30:24,709 --> 01:30:22,080
I'm done it didn't work the way I

2131
01:30:28,729 --> 01:30:24,719
expected no tip [\h__\h] that

2132
01:30:32,990 --> 01:30:30,530
they might get frustrated after like day

2133
01:30:34,910 --> 01:30:33,000
three or four of having to do that but

2134
01:30:37,370 --> 01:30:34,920
customers always right you're gonna have

2135
01:30:38,390 --> 01:30:37,380
a sign on the door of your local Kroger

2136
01:30:40,490 --> 01:30:38,400
when you go in

2137
01:30:41,629 --> 01:30:40,500
this man not allowed in here I'll just

2138
01:30:43,790 --> 01:30:41,639
tell him Hey listen

2139
01:30:46,129 --> 01:30:43,800
you want a tip or not you know this is

2140
01:30:49,850 --> 01:30:46,139
this is how I ice cream Bandit

2141
01:30:54,070 --> 01:30:52,790
all right you gotta earn that 25 tip 30

2142
01:30:56,450 --> 01:30:54,080
percent

2143
01:30:59,090 --> 01:30:56,460
even worse for that they better go get

2144
01:31:01,189 --> 01:30:59,100
my ice cream this is crazy it's just too

2145
01:31:02,990 --> 01:31:01,199
much people it's just way too much

2146
01:31:04,250 --> 01:31:03,000
but over in Europe they don't uh they

2147
01:31:06,830 --> 01:31:04,260
don't tip a lot this is like an American

2148
01:31:09,350 --> 01:31:06,840
thing right like over in uh I know Japan

2149
01:31:11,750 --> 01:31:09,360
they don't accept tips a lot of uh

2150
01:31:15,590 --> 01:31:11,760
Australia like at the bar they don't

2151
01:31:17,930 --> 01:31:15,600
accept tips I don't know about the UK

2152
01:31:19,790 --> 01:31:17,940
um the UK you can pay solely the

2153
01:31:26,330 --> 01:31:19,800
gratuity so it's known as the just the

2154
01:31:34,370 --> 01:31:28,189
well let's do some uh world news here

2155
01:31:42,410 --> 01:31:38,209
see what do I got here on the world news

2156
01:31:45,169 --> 01:31:42,420
oh just uh just some ramp up of

2157
01:31:48,050 --> 01:31:45,179
escalating tensions let me uh get my

2158
01:31:51,830 --> 01:31:48,060
live level leveler going

2159
01:31:54,709 --> 01:31:51,840
we boost EQ compressed level

2160
01:31:56,750 --> 01:31:54,719
here I got a limit here we go we're

2161
01:31:59,390 --> 01:31:56,760
gonna limit right now here we go

2162
01:32:01,310 --> 01:31:59,400
meanwhile China may move up its plan to

2163
01:32:04,370 --> 01:32:01,320
build a world-class military by the mid

2164
01:32:06,950 --> 01:32:04,380
21st century this is as per the draft of

2165
01:32:09,470 --> 01:32:06,960
the annual defense report by Japan and

2166
01:32:11,629 --> 01:32:09,480
this comes after claims that Beijing is

2167
01:32:13,910 --> 01:32:11,639
building up and modernizing its military

2168
01:32:16,250 --> 01:32:13,920
the Japanese draft defense paper

2169
01:32:18,649 --> 01:32:16,260
expresses concerns over increasing

2170
01:32:21,530 --> 01:32:18,659
Russian and Chinese military activities

2171
01:32:23,570 --> 01:32:21,540
in the waters around the country it says

2172
01:32:26,270 --> 01:32:23,580
that the military buildup is clearly a

2173
01:32:28,310 --> 01:32:26,280
show of force to Japan the paper is said

2174
01:32:30,890 --> 01:32:28,320
to be formally reported at a cabinet

2175
01:32:33,110 --> 01:32:30,900
meeting and released in July

2176
01:32:37,250 --> 01:32:33,120
as per the paper China could possess

2177
01:32:38,990 --> 01:32:37,260
1500 nuclear warheads by 2035. China's

2178
01:32:40,910 --> 01:32:39,000
focused on seeking dominance in New

2179
01:32:43,850 --> 01:32:40,920
Frontiers including the outer space

2180
01:32:46,430 --> 01:32:43,860
cyberspace and electromagnetic Warfare

2181
01:32:48,590 --> 01:32:46,440
Chinese leader SRI Jinping had earlier

2182
01:32:50,709 --> 01:32:48,600
vowed to build a world-class military by

2183
01:32:54,169 --> 01:32:50,719
the mid 21st century

2184
01:32:56,030 --> 01:32:54,179
buddy defense paper says that China may

2185
01:32:59,570 --> 01:32:56,040
move this deadline forward

2186
01:33:01,310 --> 01:32:59,580
in October 2022 China's president SRI

2187
01:33:03,290 --> 01:33:01,320
Jinping also called for a rapid

2188
01:33:08,649 --> 01:33:03,300
elevation of the people's Liberation

2189
01:33:15,970 --> 01:33:11,050
music

2190
01:33:20,209 --> 01:33:18,350
at the beginning they said that the uh

2191
01:33:22,250 --> 01:33:20,219
the Chinese Army is building up

2192
01:33:23,830 --> 01:33:22,260
according to the Japanese according to

2193
01:33:26,870 --> 01:33:23,840
the Japanese meaning that the Japanese

2194
01:33:28,850 --> 01:33:26,880
want to build up their military all

2195
01:33:31,850 --> 01:33:28,860
their hey we need all they should they

2196
01:33:33,950 --> 01:33:31,860
should try the Ukraine trick yeah

2197
01:33:36,050 --> 01:33:33,960
like they just start traveling around

2198
01:33:38,270 --> 01:33:36,060
the world go now I I need all your money

2199
01:33:42,649 --> 01:33:38,280
for the year for 16. this could be a

2200
01:33:44,990 --> 01:33:42,659
problem that's my zolinski I like it

2201
01:33:49,209 --> 01:33:45,000
um but they're uh yeah so escalating

2202
01:33:53,270 --> 01:33:49,219
tensions uh and here's some more Chinese

2203
01:33:57,229 --> 01:33:55,310
get the air on beijing's role in

2204
01:33:59,149 --> 01:33:57,239
meddling with its domestic elections

2205
01:34:01,129 --> 01:33:59,159
Canada's top official handling the

2206
01:34:03,709 --> 01:34:01,139
investigation said China sought to

2207
01:34:06,530 --> 01:34:03,719
interfere in Canada's last two elections

2208
01:34:08,810 --> 01:34:06,540
but clearly failed to sway the outcome

2209
01:34:10,669 --> 01:34:08,820
authorities have also ruled out a public

2210
01:34:13,850 --> 01:34:10,679
inquiry into the matter which the

2211
01:34:15,709 --> 01:34:13,860
opposition has been demanding Beijing on

2212
01:34:17,930 --> 01:34:15,719
the other hand has repeatedly denied the

2213
01:34:20,090 --> 01:34:17,940
accusations these allegations are based

2214
01:34:22,610 --> 01:34:20,100
on leaked intelligence documents and

2215
01:34:24,410 --> 01:34:22,620
unnamed sources which include secret

2216
01:34:26,570 --> 01:34:24,420
campaign donations and some Chinese

2217
01:34:28,970 --> 01:34:26,580
operatives working for Canadian

2218
01:34:31,610 --> 01:34:28,980
candidates or lawmakers in an attempt to

2219
01:34:33,350 --> 01:34:31,620
influence policy

2220
01:34:34,910 --> 01:34:33,360
okay David Johnston

2221
01:34:36,770 --> 01:34:34,920
the official heading the probe

2222
01:34:38,629 --> 01:34:36,780
highlighted that foreign governments

2223
01:34:40,790 --> 01:34:38,639
have been trying to influence voters

2224
01:34:42,890 --> 01:34:40,800
mandate and their choices but that did

2225
01:34:44,990 --> 01:34:42,900
not have any impact on the results of

2226
01:34:47,510 --> 01:34:45,000
the election he further stated that

2227
01:34:49,430 --> 01:34:47,520
ottawa's elections are well protected by

2228
01:34:51,350 --> 01:34:49,440
sophisticated mechanisms and there is no

2229
01:34:53,510 --> 01:34:51,360
basis to lack confidence in those

2230
01:34:56,990 --> 01:34:53,520
results now initial findings reveal that

2231
01:34:59,149 --> 01:34:57,000
common interference techniques used

2232
01:35:01,310 --> 01:34:59,159
ranging from cyber attacks online

2233
01:35:02,510 --> 01:35:01,320
influence campaigns disinformation and

2234
01:35:05,149 --> 01:35:02,520
even the exploitation of Human

2235
01:35:07,610 --> 01:35:05,159
Relationships not a joke David Johnston

2236
01:35:09,290 --> 01:35:07,620
while highlighting the dangers of such a

2237
01:35:11,689 --> 01:35:09,300
move said more remains to be done

2238
01:35:14,030 --> 01:35:11,699
promptly to strengthen our capacity to

2239
01:35:16,729 --> 01:35:14,040
detect data and counter foreign

2240
01:35:19,610 --> 01:35:16,739
interference and elections okay Johnston

2241
01:35:21,890 --> 01:35:19,620
is scheduled to release a final report

2242
01:35:23,930 --> 01:35:21,900
later in October this year prime

2243
01:35:26,209 --> 01:35:23,940
minister of Canada Justin Trudeau's

2244
01:35:28,450 --> 01:35:26,219
government has recently been under Fire

2245
01:35:31,370 --> 01:35:28,460
for not giving a proper explanation over

2246
01:35:33,169 --> 01:35:31,380
beijing's alleged role in subverting

2247
01:35:36,590 --> 01:35:33,179
Canada's democracy

2248
01:35:38,390 --> 01:35:36,600
earlier this month Otawa also expelled a

2249
01:35:39,890 --> 01:35:38,400
Chinese Diplomat who was allegedly

2250
01:35:42,709 --> 01:35:39,900
involved in meddling attempts while

2251
01:35:46,010 --> 01:35:42,719
China also reacted by sending home a

2252
01:35:50,390 --> 01:35:46,020
Canadian diplomat drugs are sex like

2253
01:35:57,410 --> 01:35:53,350
you need a time tomorrow

2254
01:35:58,970 --> 01:35:57,420
so I mean this is uh pretty interesting

2255
01:36:01,310 --> 01:35:58,980
over there I mean I'm sure people in

2256
01:36:04,370 --> 01:36:01,320
Canada already knew all this stuff that

2257
01:36:05,930 --> 01:36:04,380
uh Chinese interfered in their elections

2258
01:36:07,250 --> 01:36:05,940
and uh no there's no election

2259
01:36:11,209 --> 01:36:07,260
interference Mike it's been proven

2260
01:36:15,110 --> 01:36:11,219
overnight in Canada it appears to be

2261
01:36:17,570 --> 01:36:15,120
happening in Justin Trudeau who uh I

2262
01:36:19,070 --> 01:36:17,580
think is a greater admirer of China may

2263
01:36:22,629 --> 01:36:19,080
have gotten a Little Help From China

2264
01:36:22,639 --> 01:36:26,270
oh [\h__\h]

2265
01:36:30,229 --> 01:36:28,070
there you go it's not too loud you're

2266
01:36:32,570 --> 01:36:30,239
going right to jail I guess so in Canada

2267
01:36:34,610 --> 01:36:32,580
yeah

2268
01:36:37,070 --> 01:36:34,620
maybe I also heard that uh Canada is

2269
01:36:40,370 --> 01:36:37,080
going to is going to permanently require

2270
01:36:43,729 --> 01:36:40,380
uh vaccinominations for anybody

2271
01:36:44,350 --> 01:36:43,739
traveling to Canada so exactly that

2272
01:36:47,750 --> 01:36:44,360
yeah

2273
01:36:50,470 --> 01:36:47,760
uh I guess have fun with your covid-19

2274
01:36:54,110 --> 01:36:50,480
vaccines year-round all the time

2275
01:36:58,250 --> 01:36:54,120
constantly yep at the grocery store the

2276
01:37:01,550 --> 01:36:58,260
checkout a tip or vaccine just a tip

2277
01:37:05,270 --> 01:37:01,560
and the Bible tells us that it does yes

2278
01:37:08,330 --> 01:37:05,280
in the Bible and uh just uh let's see

2279
01:37:10,850 --> 01:37:08,340
here what else do I got here I'll uh

2280
01:37:13,189 --> 01:37:10,860
because I guess I gotta mention this

2281
01:37:15,880 --> 01:37:13,199
because this is like pretty

2282
01:37:17,149 --> 01:37:15,890
salacious news

2283
01:37:19,610 --> 01:37:17,159
[Music]

2284
01:37:21,770 --> 01:37:19,620
it's salacious crumb Mr laces crumb

2285
01:37:23,810 --> 01:37:21,780
who's now unemployed he used to work at

2286
01:37:26,330 --> 01:37:23,820
the Star Wars Hotel he works at the

2287
01:37:27,890 --> 01:37:26,340
hotel you're fired he's now on he was

2288
01:37:30,110 --> 01:37:27,900
the shuttle driver he didn't make enough

2289
01:37:31,790 --> 01:37:30,120
in tips you drive out to the parking lot

2290
01:37:34,010 --> 01:37:31,800
and pick up people help them with their

2291
01:37:36,350 --> 01:37:34,020
luggage maybe you could work at the

2292
01:37:41,810 --> 01:37:39,229
TSA silicious crumb

2293
01:37:43,790 --> 01:37:41,820
well uh here's a headline here

2294
01:37:45,350 --> 01:37:43,800
it's not like we didn't know this but

2295
01:37:47,450 --> 01:37:45,360
this is coming out

2296
01:37:49,430 --> 01:37:47,460
uh Jeffrey Epstein used knowledge of

2297
01:37:52,490 --> 01:37:49,440
Bill Gates relationship with young

2298
01:37:54,830 --> 01:37:52,500
bridge player to Blackmail the Microsoft

2299
01:37:56,689 --> 01:37:54,840
co-founder that's some good news on that

2300
01:37:59,390 --> 01:37:56,699
front oh

2301
01:38:01,669 --> 01:37:59,400
first of all I who plays Bridge anymore

2302
01:38:02,930 --> 01:38:01,679
like this is like an old person's game I

2303
01:38:05,149 --> 01:38:02,940
don't know there's young people playing

2304
01:38:07,070 --> 01:38:05,159
bridge well maybe that's why she's

2305
01:38:11,030 --> 01:38:07,080
kicking ass maybe she might be the best

2306
01:38:13,550 --> 01:38:11,040
of the best she got all her faculties

2307
01:38:16,129 --> 01:38:13,560
uh other faculties

2308
01:38:17,570 --> 01:38:16,139
this comes from the Daily Mail a Russian

2309
01:38:21,890 --> 01:38:17,580
bridge player

2310
01:38:23,689 --> 01:38:21,900
Bill Gates has been brought to light by

2311
01:38:26,149 --> 01:38:23,699
a bombshell new report which claims

2312
01:38:28,070 --> 01:38:26,159
Jeffrey Epstein used his knowledge of

2313
01:38:30,169 --> 01:38:28,080
the relationship to Blackmail the

2314
01:38:32,450 --> 01:38:30,179
Microsoft co-founder this creates the

2315
01:38:34,790 --> 01:38:32,460
financier and convicted pedophile

2316
01:38:36,890 --> 01:38:34,800
Jeffrey Epstein wanted gates to invest

2317
01:38:39,649 --> 01:38:36,900
in a multi-billion dollar charitable

2318
01:38:41,570 --> 01:38:39,659
Fund in 2013 but he would not oblige

2319
01:38:44,390 --> 01:38:41,580
Epstein layers and Gates an email

2320
01:38:46,790 --> 01:38:44,400
implying he was aware of his affair with

2321
01:38:49,430 --> 01:38:46,800
the bridge player and that he would

2322
01:38:51,110 --> 01:38:49,440
reveal his identity infidelity according

2323
01:38:54,770 --> 01:38:51,120
to the report in the Wall Street Journal

2324
01:38:57,649 --> 01:38:54,780
Gates Who Loved uh loved the card game

2325
01:38:59,629 --> 01:38:57,659
has been widely publicized I didn't were

2326
01:39:02,570 --> 01:38:59,639
you aware that Bill Gates loved no

2327
01:39:05,570 --> 01:39:02,580
Bridge Gates is a bridge player huh and

2328
01:39:09,649 --> 01:39:07,669
um Gates who loved the card game has

2329
01:39:12,050 --> 01:39:09,659
been widely publicized

2330
01:39:14,510 --> 01:39:12,060
allegedly engagement affair with the

2331
01:39:17,890 --> 01:39:14,520
bridge player after they played one

2332
01:39:20,030 --> 01:39:17,900
another in a tournament 2009.

2333
01:39:21,470 --> 01:39:20,040
uh see here

2334
01:39:25,189 --> 01:39:21,480
did he engage with her right there at

2335
01:39:28,330 --> 01:39:25,199
the table it's unclear the tech Mogul

2336
01:39:33,250 --> 01:39:28,340
who was married to Melina Gates

2337
01:39:37,970 --> 01:39:35,450
there's no D in here

2338
01:39:39,350 --> 01:39:37,980
well there isn't her name not here and

2339
01:39:40,910 --> 01:39:39,360
this is written by The Daily Mail

2340
01:39:42,470 --> 01:39:40,920
they're not going to lie to me well

2341
01:39:45,649 --> 01:39:42,480
you're also on some sort of weird like

2342
01:39:47,689 --> 01:39:45,659
news scraping Sam yeah

2343
01:39:49,490 --> 01:39:47,699
well he's familiar to Melinda pay for

2344
01:39:53,450 --> 01:39:49,500
the D's Malia

2345
01:39:56,810 --> 01:39:53,460
Gates but has since the divorced her uh

2346
01:39:58,689 --> 01:39:56,820
she she was 55 at the time of the he was

2347
01:40:01,370 --> 01:39:58,699
55 of the uh

2348
01:40:02,870 --> 01:40:01,380
55 in age of the alleged Fair uh

2349
01:40:03,770 --> 01:40:02,880
meanwhile the bridge player was in her

2350
01:40:08,570 --> 01:40:03,780
20s

2351
01:40:11,390 --> 01:40:08,580
so well he's dead so uh you know in

2352
01:40:13,189 --> 01:40:11,400
general you always have to be careful

2353
01:40:16,430 --> 01:40:13,199
do you think Bill Gates

2354
01:40:17,450 --> 01:40:16,440
and uh like if jeffreepson Epstein did

2355
01:40:20,810 --> 01:40:17,460
die

2356
01:40:24,250 --> 01:40:20,820
if he did yeah I suspect that Bill Gates

2357
01:40:27,169 --> 01:40:24,260
got together with some of his boys

2358
01:40:29,090 --> 01:40:27,179
during a bridge game hashed out a plan

2359
01:40:30,790 --> 01:40:29,100
to take this dude out

2360
01:40:33,669 --> 01:40:30,800
like it was like

2361
01:40:37,669 --> 01:40:33,679
multiple different people

2362
01:40:38,570 --> 01:40:37,679
like yeah he's got the goods and

2363
01:40:40,370 --> 01:40:38,580
everyone

2364
01:40:42,290 --> 01:40:40,380
uh let's just take him out let's take

2365
01:40:44,570 --> 01:40:42,300
him down right now

2366
01:40:47,209 --> 01:40:44,580
and unless he got out unless he got out

2367
01:40:49,189 --> 01:40:47,219
of prison which I'm totally open to in

2368
01:40:51,649 --> 01:40:49,199
fact maybe that's the way it did go down

2369
01:40:53,450 --> 01:40:51,659
I think maybe he he called um

2370
01:40:54,830 --> 01:40:53,460
uh he called the guards and told him to

2371
01:40:57,709 --> 01:40:54,840
turn off the cameras

2372
01:40:59,149 --> 01:40:57,719
uh well Bill Gates probably had all the

2373
01:41:00,770 --> 01:40:59,159
access keys if everything's running on

2374
01:41:02,570 --> 01:41:00,780
Microsoft right

2375
01:41:06,350 --> 01:41:02,580
in 10 minutes you'll get a knock at the

2376
01:41:09,290 --> 01:41:06,360
door you're asleep the cameras are off

2377
01:41:11,870 --> 01:41:09,300
well I I so uh is Bill Gates now in

2378
01:41:14,930 --> 01:41:11,880
hiding at this point

2379
01:41:16,430 --> 01:41:14,940
I mean this is like a pretty a low-key

2380
01:41:18,709 --> 01:41:16,440
kind of thing considering everything

2381
01:41:21,770 --> 01:41:18,719
that Jeffrey Epstein was involved with

2382
01:41:23,570 --> 01:41:21,780
just like a run-of-the-mill affair seems

2383
01:41:24,830 --> 01:41:23,580
pretty tame

2384
01:41:27,410 --> 01:41:24,840
you know

2385
01:41:30,169 --> 01:41:27,420
and

2386
01:41:34,010 --> 01:41:30,179
you'd imagine Bill Gates would have some

2387
01:41:35,689 --> 01:41:34,020
sort of prenuptial agreement and that if

2388
01:41:37,790 --> 01:41:35,699
he was being blackmailed and he didn't

2389
01:41:41,090 --> 01:41:37,800
want to give up multi-billions of

2390
01:41:42,410 --> 01:41:41,100
dollars to this charitable fund he might

2391
01:41:44,629 --> 01:41:42,420
approach his wife and said look listen

2392
01:41:47,030 --> 01:41:44,639
I'm being blackmail yeah I had an affair

2393
01:41:50,810 --> 01:41:47,040
but I'm not gonna be blackmailed by this

2394
01:41:52,430 --> 01:41:50,820
guy uh I'd rather lose some of the money

2395
01:41:54,470 --> 01:41:52,440
to you if you want to divorce me versus

2396
01:41:59,270 --> 01:41:54,480
Jeffrey Epstein so I think this is maybe

2397
01:42:01,189 --> 01:41:59,280
obfuscation of something darker going on

2398
01:42:02,629 --> 01:42:01,199
possibly uh by the way just digging

2399
01:42:05,810 --> 01:42:02,639
around here I found a video of Bill

2400
01:42:09,410 --> 01:42:05,820
Gates at a bridge tournament in 2010 so

2401
01:42:11,750 --> 01:42:09,420
13 years ago why he loves to play bridge

2402
01:42:14,149 --> 01:42:11,760
um I believe this is

2403
01:42:15,709 --> 01:42:14,159
and this is the the the the girl the

2404
01:42:17,330 --> 01:42:15,719
woman with whom he's alleged to have had

2405
01:42:20,149 --> 01:42:17,340
the affair talking with him

2406
01:42:23,570 --> 01:42:20,159
okay let's take a look at this uh Mila

2407
01:42:24,830 --> 01:42:23,580
and antonova okay there's there is audio

2408
01:42:26,930 --> 01:42:24,840
maybe I should play the audio because

2409
01:42:28,970 --> 01:42:26,940
they're interviewing him

2410
01:42:32,090 --> 01:42:28,980
you're talking to

2411
01:42:34,850 --> 01:42:32,100
Bill Gates about his love for all things

2412
01:42:40,729 --> 01:42:37,570
you know played

2413
01:42:43,129 --> 01:42:40,739
uh it's both fun and then you learn how

2414
01:42:45,169 --> 01:42:43,139
to think you learn strategy uh there's

2415
01:42:46,910 --> 01:42:45,179
great people who play bridge it's you

2416
01:42:48,709 --> 01:42:46,920
know very sexy people learning new

2417
01:42:52,010 --> 01:42:48,719
things no matter how good you get what

2418
01:42:54,770 --> 01:42:52,020
do you suggest new people who wants to

2419
01:42:57,350 --> 01:42:54,780
learn it's gonna be hot uh get online

2420
01:42:59,629 --> 01:42:57,360
and find people uh that we're going to

2421
01:43:02,330 --> 01:42:59,639
make it easier to find instructors

2422
01:43:04,370 --> 01:43:02,340
online uh play another British games

2423
01:43:06,250 --> 01:43:04,380
like hearts and Spades helps a lot you

2424
01:43:09,050 --> 01:43:06,260
get a sense of the deck

2425
01:43:11,209 --> 01:43:09,060
acbl.org has some learning play bridge

2426
01:43:13,430 --> 01:43:11,219
piece of software so there's more and

2427
01:43:15,350 --> 01:43:13,440
more ways to find people in your

2428
01:43:17,930 --> 01:43:15,360
community or just play online do you

2429
01:43:20,330 --> 01:43:17,940
think the bridge help you do in your in

2430
01:43:23,870 --> 01:43:20,340
your work well I think it helps you

2431
01:43:25,490 --> 01:43:23,880
think uh in very concrete ways I you

2432
01:43:27,950 --> 01:43:25,500
know play a lot of card games when I was

2433
01:43:29,450 --> 01:43:27,960
young and I think that was super nice

2434
01:43:31,149 --> 01:43:29,460
you know bridge is sort of the king of

2435
01:43:33,790 --> 01:43:31,159
all card games

2436
01:43:35,530 --> 01:43:33,800
I'm madly in love with you

2437
01:43:38,030 --> 01:43:35,540
oh

2438
01:43:41,570 --> 01:43:38,040
now there's a plane yeah

2439
01:43:43,910 --> 01:43:41,580
weirdo golf games on TV okay

2440
01:43:45,950 --> 01:43:43,920
all right well uh there you go uh Bill

2441
01:43:50,270 --> 01:43:45,960
Gates is in

2442
01:43:55,310 --> 01:43:53,390
okay well but I I want to point out here

2443
01:43:56,750 --> 01:43:55,320
that you made the comment early on you

2444
01:43:59,870 --> 01:43:56,760
said Bridge that's an old person's game

2445
01:44:01,850 --> 01:43:59,880
so here he is at the

2446
01:44:04,910 --> 01:44:01,860
um National Bridge tournament in Reno

2447
01:44:07,729 --> 01:44:04,920
Nevada in March of 2010. and he's

2448
01:44:09,470 --> 01:44:07,739
probably on these bouncy just based on

2449
01:44:11,689 --> 01:44:09,480
the people behind him he's even in his

2450
01:44:13,850 --> 01:44:11,699
50s on the younger side

2451
01:44:16,430 --> 01:44:13,860
and there's this other bridge player

2452
01:44:18,649 --> 01:44:16,440
who's this Russian gal in her 20s I'm

2453
01:44:19,910 --> 01:44:18,659
I'm before you go on I'm guessing that

2454
01:44:21,470 --> 01:44:19,920
this Russian girl

2455
01:44:25,129 --> 01:44:21,480
who's probably the youngest bridge

2456
01:44:29,590 --> 01:44:27,649
is probably not a looker I'm I'm just I

2457
01:44:33,649 --> 01:44:29,600
have never seen her I'm just gonna say

2458
01:44:34,550 --> 01:44:33,659
she is not like the best looking of all

2459
01:44:38,570 --> 01:44:34,560
people

2460
01:44:40,729 --> 01:44:38,580
but she was there she was there and to

2461
01:44:43,430 --> 01:44:40,739
Bill Gates anybody below the age of 30

2462
01:44:45,350 --> 01:44:43,440
is incredibly hot and I was I was gonna

2463
01:44:46,609 --> 01:44:45,360
go there but not not that I was just

2464
01:44:48,470 --> 01:44:46,619
going to suggest that she's kind of like

2465
01:44:50,149 --> 01:44:48,480
a you know she's a desert dime or a you

2466
01:44:52,310 --> 01:44:50,159
know a desert princess depending on on

2467
01:44:53,870 --> 01:44:52,320
your deployment yeah

2468
01:44:55,310 --> 01:44:53,880
but there's not a whole lot going on

2469
01:44:57,229 --> 01:44:55,320
there in Reno at this bridge tournament

2470
01:44:58,310 --> 01:44:57,239
and he's looking for some strange yeah

2471
01:45:01,370 --> 01:44:58,320
yeah

2472
01:45:03,530 --> 01:45:01,380
I think that's it like and Bill Gates

2473
01:45:05,750 --> 01:45:03,540
did this and somehow Jeffrey Epstein got

2474
01:45:07,609 --> 01:45:05,760
wind of this because he tracks everyone

2475
01:45:10,010 --> 01:45:07,619
and you use it against

2476
01:45:12,590 --> 01:45:10,020
if that's what really happened there's

2477
01:45:15,229 --> 01:45:12,600
not something darker here like I said I

2478
01:45:17,810 --> 01:45:15,239
mean is it worth like the billion dollar

2479
01:45:19,609 --> 01:45:17,820
investment into a charitable fund versus

2480
01:45:21,770 --> 01:45:19,619
telling your wife

2481
01:45:23,689 --> 01:45:21,780
it seems like uh Bill Gates should be

2482
01:45:25,550 --> 01:45:23,699
smarter than this but apparently he's

2483
01:45:27,950 --> 01:45:25,560
not

2484
01:45:29,810 --> 01:45:27,960
so okay the the entire Gates Foundation

2485
01:45:32,629 --> 01:45:29,820
was set up as kind of a lightweight

2486
01:45:35,209 --> 01:45:32,639
money laundering yeah

2487
01:45:36,590 --> 01:45:35,219
organization so

2488
01:45:41,350 --> 01:45:36,600
all right Greg let's see what you got

2489
01:45:46,910 --> 01:45:44,510
now Joe super hardcore

2490
01:45:49,250 --> 01:45:46,920
oh let's see uh we got people fighting

2491
01:45:52,310 --> 01:45:49,260
over the last Hot Pocket

2492
01:45:54,830 --> 01:45:52,320
we have uh Panda Express

2493
01:45:56,870 --> 01:45:54,840
um supporting a uh

2494
01:45:58,729 --> 01:45:56,880
research position a postdoctoral

2495
01:46:01,609 --> 01:45:58,739
fellowship

2496
01:46:04,129 --> 01:46:01,619
um oh shoot I forgot I have two Seinfeld

2497
01:46:06,350 --> 01:46:04,139
related stories okay yes we have time to

2498
01:46:08,090 --> 01:46:06,360
do we got to do Seinfeld so first for

2499
01:46:10,189 --> 01:46:08,100
each for for this one let's do this one

2500
01:46:11,570 --> 01:46:10,199
I have the clip from Seinfeld you have

2501
01:46:13,250 --> 01:46:11,580
to run this first okay

2502
01:46:16,970 --> 01:46:13,260
then I'll give you the story and they

2503
01:46:22,790 --> 01:46:16,980
don't make sense okay okay

2504
01:46:27,530 --> 01:46:25,729
between us and you I cannot have that

2505
01:46:29,149 --> 01:46:27,540
well I don't know who he is but if you

2506
01:46:31,010 --> 01:46:29,159
want a meth head I'm not getting up that

2507
01:46:32,750 --> 01:46:31,020
easy oh that's all playing a little

2508
01:46:34,810 --> 01:46:32,760
Hardball huh Donny boy

2509
01:46:37,430 --> 01:46:34,820
foreign

2510
01:46:39,470 --> 01:46:37,440
I convert your concessions to all

2511
01:46:41,149 --> 01:46:39,480
chicken no charge is that hot dogs

2512
01:46:43,790 --> 01:46:41,159
chicken dogs chicken instead of pretzels

2513
01:46:45,350 --> 01:46:43,800
chicken twists instead of beer alcoholic

2514
01:46:47,149 --> 01:46:45,360
chicken how do you make that alcohol

2515
01:46:49,310 --> 01:46:47,159
chicken how did it for a minute it's

2516
01:46:51,109 --> 01:46:49,320
like anything else that stuff sounds

2517
01:46:53,870 --> 01:46:51,119
great all right I'll have Costanza on

2518
01:46:58,490 --> 01:46:57,229
oh yeah George got traded I forgot

2519
01:47:01,609 --> 01:46:58,500
one of the things they mentioned there

2520
01:47:04,970 --> 01:47:01,619
was alcoholic chicken

2521
01:47:09,370 --> 01:47:04,980
so here's a story about some

2522
01:47:16,010 --> 01:47:14,149
uh why a poultry brand oh man it's

2523
01:47:17,570 --> 01:47:16,020
getting kind of why a poultry brand is

2524
01:47:21,050 --> 01:47:17,580
brewing beer

2525
01:47:24,890 --> 01:47:21,060
this summer the man is a goblin well

2526
01:47:27,890 --> 01:47:24,900
let's find out uh it looks good okay

2527
01:47:29,390 --> 01:47:27,900
as we creep into the Glorious Days of

2528
01:47:32,270 --> 01:47:29,400
Summer grilling season we're already

2529
01:47:34,970 --> 01:47:32,280
planning on planning out exactly what

2530
01:47:37,910 --> 01:47:34,980
will slap onto our charcoal charcoal or

2531
01:47:39,649 --> 01:47:37,920
gas grill one thing people uh love to

2532
01:47:42,649 --> 01:47:39,659
toss on the Barbie is a whole chicken

2533
01:47:45,590 --> 01:47:42,659
propped up with a built-in Throne made

2534
01:47:49,430 --> 01:47:45,600
out of a beer can the name of this

2535
01:47:51,950 --> 01:47:49,440
esteemed dish beer can chicken for those

2536
01:47:54,050 --> 01:47:51,960
who enjoy beer can chicken swear by the

2537
01:47:57,169 --> 01:47:54,060
method explaining that the beer's

2538
01:48:00,410 --> 01:47:57,179
evaporation over the heat keeps the

2539
01:48:01,910 --> 01:48:00,420
chickens uh interior moist however some

2540
01:48:04,010 --> 01:48:01,920
enthusiasts argue over which type of

2541
01:48:06,530 --> 01:48:04,020
beer is the best to use for this

2542
01:48:09,290 --> 01:48:06,540
approach RVs for example believes that

2543
01:48:12,290 --> 01:48:09,300
Miller High Life is the best for this

2544
01:48:14,629 --> 01:48:12,300
and I trust Arby's they're uh they're a

2545
01:48:17,750 --> 01:48:14,639
grilling machine no doubt about that

2546
01:48:20,870 --> 01:48:17,760
to put the matter to rest uh ubiquitous

2547
01:48:23,270 --> 01:48:20,880
poultry brand Purdue has teamed up with

2548
01:48:25,790 --> 01:48:23,280
the manhattan-based brewery torch and

2549
01:48:28,810 --> 01:48:25,800
Crown to create the ideal beer for

2550
01:48:31,310 --> 01:48:28,820
Brewing ideal beer for beer can chicken

2551
01:48:33,109 --> 01:48:31,320
it's uh it's aptly named beer can

2552
01:48:36,470 --> 01:48:33,119
chicken beer

2553
01:48:40,450 --> 01:48:36,480
which is fun to say five times fast

2554
01:48:46,729 --> 01:48:43,370
I disagree

2555
01:48:48,229 --> 01:48:46,739
I don't like it uh so what is beer can

2556
01:48:49,790 --> 01:48:48,239
chicken I thought we already described

2557
01:48:51,470 --> 01:48:49,800
what it is but we'll go over it again

2558
01:48:53,330 --> 01:48:51,480
for anybody who wasn't listening paying

2559
01:48:55,850 --> 01:48:53,340
attention beer can chicken for those who

2560
01:48:59,030 --> 01:48:55,860
haven't had it is an entire chicken

2561
01:49:01,850 --> 01:48:59,040
roasted with an aluminum beer can shoved

2562
01:49:03,590 --> 01:49:01,860
up its keister the positioning of the

2563
01:49:06,350 --> 01:49:03,600
beer allows the chicken to stand upright

2564
01:49:09,649 --> 01:49:06,360
as seen in the photos above and ensures

2565
01:49:12,950 --> 01:49:09,659
that the juices dripped out downward or

2566
01:49:16,270 --> 01:49:12,960
outward rendering the skin crisp this

2567
01:49:19,070 --> 01:49:16,280
accomplishes a a via indirect grilling

2568
01:49:21,830 --> 01:49:19,080
means the meat is not exposed to direct

2569
01:49:26,109 --> 01:49:21,840
a direct heat Source like charcoal or a

2570
01:49:28,490 --> 01:49:26,119
gas burner the beer can usually

2571
01:49:30,530 --> 01:49:28,500
uh the beer can is usually only

2572
01:49:34,010 --> 01:49:30,540
partially full some people like to throw

2573
01:49:36,470 --> 01:49:34,020
in aromatic seasoning in the empty can

2574
01:49:39,169 --> 01:49:36,480
half the empty can and it can so it can

2575
01:49:43,729 --> 01:49:39,179
generate a perfumed steam which in

2576
01:49:47,629 --> 01:49:46,189
okay so this is uh I don't know has

2577
01:49:49,790 --> 01:49:47,639
anybody out there tried this I've never

2578
01:49:51,590 --> 01:49:49,800
tried this oh yeah beer can chicken is a

2579
01:49:53,570 --> 01:49:51,600
thing yeah I've never tried it I've

2580
01:49:56,689 --> 01:49:53,580
never done it before oh it's like people

2581
01:49:58,070 --> 01:49:56,699
who swear by um uh frying their their

2582
01:50:01,250 --> 01:49:58,080
Thanksgiving turkeys and oil then they

2583
01:50:03,109 --> 01:50:01,260
burn down the garage sure it happens

2584
01:50:04,970 --> 01:50:03,119
uh and then here's the here's the link

2585
01:50:10,550 --> 01:50:04,980
for the

2586
01:50:12,590 --> 01:50:10,560
the actual they put together of course

2587
01:50:14,629 --> 01:50:12,600
their little mini site oh good they have

2588
01:50:17,510 --> 01:50:14,639
the website for this crap yeah why is it

2589
01:50:23,390 --> 01:50:17,520
not linky try this they don't do beer

2590
01:50:32,689 --> 01:50:24,950
it's

2591
01:50:34,850 --> 01:50:32,699
dot beer who has beer can chicken.com

2592
01:50:36,490 --> 01:50:34,860
oh I got that I'm gonna let go it's mine

2593
01:50:41,870 --> 01:50:36,500
redirects to

2594
01:50:45,470 --> 01:50:43,070
um

2595
01:50:46,850 --> 01:50:45,480
beer can chicken dot beer I didn't know

2596
01:50:48,770 --> 01:50:46,860
they had dot beer sites can we get

2597
01:50:52,790 --> 01:50:48,780
obd.m.s.beer

2598
01:50:54,709 --> 01:50:52,800
probably okay we'll check it out

2599
01:50:56,149 --> 01:50:54,719
let me check out this site

2600
01:50:57,649 --> 01:50:56,159
is this one of those things I have to

2601
01:50:59,510 --> 01:50:57,659
order and I really want to order but

2602
01:51:01,970 --> 01:50:59,520
then it's all out it's completely sold

2603
01:51:04,310 --> 01:51:01,980
out I can't buy it anymore

2604
01:51:06,290 --> 01:51:04,320
uh well they have a

2605
01:51:07,609 --> 01:51:06,300
they let me place an order but or they

2606
01:51:08,390 --> 01:51:07,619
will let me get to the order page I

2607
01:51:11,149 --> 01:51:08,400
don't know if I can actually get one

2608
01:51:15,350 --> 01:51:13,370
I can I can place an order by clicking

2609
01:51:17,990 --> 01:51:15,360
this box I agree to

2610
01:51:21,169 --> 01:51:18,000
the separate shipping terms outlined in

2611
01:51:22,609 --> 01:51:21,179
terms of service I don't know if I do

2612
01:51:24,890 --> 01:51:22,619
I don't like those shipping terms

2613
01:51:26,510 --> 01:51:24,900
they're against my religion uh can

2614
01:51:28,609 --> 01:51:26,520
orders be canceled because I'm gonna

2615
01:51:30,890 --> 01:51:28,619
order this thing and then immediately

2616
01:51:32,870 --> 01:51:30,900
cancel as soon as I click order I'm

2617
01:51:34,970 --> 01:51:32,880
calling the credit card company if they

2618
01:51:36,470 --> 01:51:34,980
ask for a tip on this order I'm [\h__\h]

2619
01:51:38,810 --> 01:51:36,480
kidding bricks

2620
01:51:42,229 --> 01:51:38,820
like online tips

2621
01:51:45,050 --> 01:51:42,239
no I might Tippy to form

2622
01:51:47,510 --> 01:51:45,060
and that form worked hard man 15 percent

2623
01:51:50,930 --> 01:51:47,520
uh yes for any delivery issues please

2624
01:51:53,990 --> 01:51:50,940
send an email to hello beer can chicken

2625
01:51:55,910 --> 01:51:54,000
dot beer with order confirmation and we

2626
01:51:58,629 --> 01:51:55,920
will work with a shipper to accommodate

2627
01:52:03,310 --> 01:52:01,550
very specific shipping needs we fight

2628
01:52:06,229 --> 01:52:03,320
for you

2629
01:52:08,030 --> 01:52:06,239
uh how are they gonna verify my age

2630
01:52:10,370 --> 01:52:08,040
I want to make sure they know I'm at

2631
01:52:11,930 --> 01:52:10,380
least 21. I think they do that when they

2632
01:52:13,250 --> 01:52:11,940
deliver uh when you come to come to the

2633
01:52:14,570 --> 01:52:13,260
door to sign for it they look around if

2634
01:52:16,850 --> 01:52:14,580
you see any kids they take it back right

2635
01:52:19,490 --> 01:52:16,860
away maximum is two per order I try to

2636
01:52:22,129 --> 01:52:19,500
order 20 because I'm that kind of guy uh

2637
01:52:23,810 --> 01:52:22,139
but they said Maximus two per order this

2638
01:52:25,129 --> 01:52:23,820
is [\h__\h] you're gonna You're Gonna

2639
01:52:28,250 --> 01:52:25,139
Want at least 24 you want a half rack

2640
01:52:31,310 --> 01:52:28,260
for now I want I want like 20 of these

2641
01:52:32,810 --> 01:52:31,320
[\h__\h] it won't let me it's two per

2642
01:52:34,729 --> 01:52:32,820
customer

2643
01:52:38,810 --> 01:52:34,739
shipping is ten dollars

2644
01:52:40,729 --> 01:52:38,820
[\h__\h] per per can just [\h__\h] step

2645
01:52:44,050 --> 01:52:40,739
slap some stamps on it and send it

2646
01:52:47,450 --> 01:52:44,060
through the regular mail he'll get here

2647
01:52:51,890 --> 01:52:47,460
you get a partially crushed empty can

2648
01:52:54,709 --> 01:52:51,900
send each can individually via stamps

2649
01:52:57,370 --> 01:52:54,719
I'm trying to save money and the chicken

2650
01:52:59,810 --> 01:52:57,380
and the send me the chicken too

2651
01:53:02,330 --> 01:52:59,820
on the chicken and just into the mail

2652
01:53:05,510 --> 01:53:02,340
how many how many has chat gpg how many

2653
01:53:07,430 --> 01:53:05,520
stamps were required to ship a chicken

2654
01:53:09,109 --> 01:53:07,440
wait a live or like a frozen chicken a

2655
01:53:13,270 --> 01:53:09,119
frozen chicken you're right oh I guess I

2656
01:53:21,430 --> 01:53:18,109
live chicken now are required

2657
01:53:24,709 --> 01:53:21,440
to ship

2658
01:53:27,490 --> 01:53:24,719
uh Frozen

2659
01:53:27,500 --> 01:53:34,250
uh in the yeah how many I guess stamps

2660
01:53:41,090 --> 01:53:38,209
how many stamps are required uh

2661
01:53:42,950 --> 01:53:41,100
oh man they they suggesting uh

2662
01:53:44,450 --> 01:53:42,960
contacting a reputable shipping company

2663
01:53:46,910 --> 01:53:44,460
or checking out

2664
01:53:48,649 --> 01:53:46,920
no I want to ship by USPS yeah I want to

2665
01:53:52,090 --> 01:53:48,659
ship this is the my preferred way to

2666
01:53:57,109 --> 01:53:54,350
that's like the appropriate method for

2667
01:54:02,149 --> 01:54:00,229
uh the second paragraph reader to ship

2668
01:54:04,129 --> 01:54:02,159
frozen chicken is recommended to use a

2669
01:54:05,990 --> 01:54:04,139
shipping service that specializes in

2670
01:54:06,890 --> 01:54:06,000
transporting perishable Goods I don't

2671
01:54:08,390 --> 01:54:06,900
care

2672
01:54:11,870 --> 01:54:08,400
I need to get this chicken out right now

2673
01:54:14,030 --> 01:54:11,880
I don't care if it perishes or not

2674
01:54:17,330 --> 01:54:14,040
they usually provide insulated packaging

2675
01:54:19,430 --> 01:54:17,340
Refrigeration uh and expedited delivery

2676
01:54:21,290 --> 01:54:19,440
to maintain desirable temperature to

2677
01:54:23,030 --> 01:54:21,300
ensure food safety this shipping cost

2678
01:54:24,950 --> 01:54:23,040
will depend on size weight and distance

2679
01:54:27,950 --> 01:54:24,960
of the ship as well as the specific

2680
01:54:31,430 --> 01:54:27,960
service you choose

2681
01:54:35,689 --> 01:54:31,440
uh pretend the U.S

2682
01:54:38,870 --> 01:54:35,699
PS is the only

2683
01:54:41,750 --> 01:54:38,880
Shipping Company

2684
01:54:43,669 --> 01:54:41,760
and I only

2685
01:54:45,950 --> 01:54:43,679
have stamps

2686
01:54:50,149 --> 01:54:45,960
how many

2687
01:54:54,950 --> 01:54:50,159
stamps are required to this is why they

2688
01:54:57,410 --> 01:54:54,960
invented AI uh uh eight pound Frozen

2689
01:54:59,209 --> 01:54:57,420
[Applause]

2690
01:55:03,850 --> 01:54:59,219
chicken

2691
01:55:08,990 --> 01:55:06,890
to where am I shipping to

2692
01:55:12,290 --> 01:55:09,000
New York

2693
01:55:16,430 --> 01:55:14,629
uh by the way booski suggests that uh

2694
01:55:19,609 --> 01:55:16,440
this this could be a thing because they

2695
01:55:22,850 --> 01:55:19,619
could uh uh during the summer the the

2696
01:55:23,990 --> 01:55:22,860
chicken would cook in the truck on the

2697
01:55:27,010 --> 01:55:24,000
way there

2698
01:55:32,689 --> 01:55:27,020
122 stamps

2699
01:55:37,970 --> 01:55:34,729
that's actually that's not bad actually

2700
01:55:40,370 --> 01:55:37,980
so my entire frozen chicken just covered

2701
01:55:41,990 --> 01:55:40,380
in stamps

2702
01:55:43,609 --> 01:55:42,000
the weight of the chicken well I told it

2703
01:55:46,850 --> 01:55:43,619
I told it it was gonna eat an eight

2704
01:55:52,430 --> 01:55:49,550
that's what I estimated like that's kind

2705
01:55:54,109 --> 01:55:52,440
of chickens I like to eat eight pounders

2706
01:55:55,790 --> 01:55:54,119
I mean eight pound chicken from

2707
01:55:57,530 --> 01:55:55,800
Washington I only ship eight pound

2708
01:55:59,149 --> 01:55:57,540
chickens

2709
01:56:01,550 --> 01:55:59,159
it's under eight pounds I ain't shipping

2710
01:56:04,790 --> 01:56:02,990
and if it's over it's gonna be more

2711
01:56:07,450 --> 01:56:04,800
stamps and you knew that

2712
01:56:11,330 --> 01:56:07,460
67 for this chicken that'd be worth it

2713
01:56:12,790 --> 01:56:11,340
it's Jiffy is gonna cost about uh

2714
01:56:16,669 --> 01:56:12,800
yeah

2715
01:56:17,990 --> 01:56:16,679
67.25 to ship this chicken USPS with

2716
01:56:19,370 --> 01:56:18,000
stamps

2717
01:56:22,010 --> 01:56:19,380
just letting everyone know that would be

2718
01:56:24,050 --> 01:56:22,020
worth the 67 if you go buy a chicken at

2719
01:56:26,450 --> 01:56:24,060
the store or Frozen and just put a bunch

2720
01:56:29,330 --> 01:56:26,460
of stamps on it there you go there you

2721
01:56:31,370 --> 01:56:29,340
go okay uh

2722
01:56:32,570 --> 01:56:31,380
I'm guessing a beer 16 ounces so we

2723
01:56:35,149 --> 01:56:32,580
could just do the we could do the math

2724
01:56:36,590 --> 01:56:35,159
there you know 69 16 ounce beer or an

2725
01:56:39,050 --> 01:56:36,600
eight ounce beer I guess I think they

2726
01:56:42,410 --> 01:56:39,060
should pour the beer into the chicken oh

2727
01:56:45,410 --> 01:56:42,420
to save for Save on room yeah and then

2728
01:56:48,050 --> 01:56:45,420
ship that that makes sense

2729
01:56:50,810 --> 01:56:48,060
see we're really being efficient here

2730
01:56:55,189 --> 01:56:50,820
with our chicken shipping methods let's

2731
01:56:58,490 --> 01:56:55,199
see here on on this site if I could ask

2732
01:57:00,169 --> 01:56:58,500
them to ship it USPS I've already done

2733
01:57:00,850 --> 01:57:00,179
the shipping calculations it would

2734
01:57:03,290 --> 01:57:00,860
require

2735
01:57:06,590 --> 01:57:03,300
122 stamps

2736
01:57:12,649 --> 01:57:06,600
could you please ship it the way I ask

2737
01:57:16,370 --> 01:57:15,050
okay well they have that email there

2738
01:57:17,990 --> 01:57:16,380
submit your order and then you can

2739
01:57:21,229 --> 01:57:18,000
contact them immediately I'm going to

2740
01:57:23,089 --> 01:57:21,239
say hey look here's the math is check it

2741
01:57:24,410 --> 01:57:23,099
should be fine ship it this way and if

2742
01:57:28,129 --> 01:57:24,420
you don't ship it this way

2743
01:57:30,169 --> 01:57:28,139
cancel the order I I don't I will reject

2744
01:57:31,430 --> 01:57:30,179
this at the door even I mean I'm looking

2745
01:57:34,310 --> 01:57:31,440
at the shipping costs they're they're

2746
01:57:36,229 --> 01:57:34,320
only charging 10 bucks I mean they must

2747
01:57:38,169 --> 01:57:36,239
it's so incredibly low I just can't

2748
01:57:40,669 --> 01:57:38,179
believe they're gonna get it to me

2749
01:57:42,050 --> 01:57:40,679
seems like a trick

2750
01:57:43,129 --> 01:57:42,060
I think they're just shipping the beer

2751
01:57:44,330 --> 01:57:43,139
not the chicken

2752
01:57:46,010 --> 01:57:44,340
yeah they're just oh yeah you're right

2753
01:57:47,149 --> 01:57:46,020
they're just shipping the beer

2754
01:57:49,189 --> 01:57:47,159
you're not even worried about the

2755
01:57:51,050 --> 01:57:49,199
chicken well I'm gonna contact the

2756
01:57:53,030 --> 01:57:51,060
customer service I'm gonna have to

2757
01:57:55,129 --> 01:57:53,040
contact customer service say where's the

2758
01:57:57,109 --> 01:57:55,139
chicken like what am I supposed to kick

2759
01:57:59,450 --> 01:57:57,119
with I got the beer there's no cheese

2760
01:58:02,109 --> 01:57:59,460
where's the chicken

2761
01:58:05,570 --> 01:58:02,119
stupid it says beer can chicken

2762
01:58:07,070 --> 01:58:05,580
there's beer can chicken not beer can

2763
01:58:10,729 --> 01:58:07,080
beer yeah

2764
01:58:12,410 --> 01:58:10,739
it's false advertising I'm suing you

2765
01:58:15,609 --> 01:58:12,420
I'm suing you for false advertising

2766
01:58:18,470 --> 01:58:15,619
punitive damages Sue everybody

2767
01:58:19,550 --> 01:58:18,480
intuitive damages here I was expecting a

2768
01:58:25,129 --> 01:58:19,560
chicken

2769
01:58:26,570 --> 01:58:25,139
send beer

2770
01:58:28,669 --> 01:58:26,580
yeah that'll be the second complaint

2771
01:58:29,770 --> 01:58:28,679
okay I got the chicken this chicken is

2772
01:58:32,570 --> 01:58:29,780
dead

2773
01:58:36,350 --> 01:58:32,580
I'm gonna sue you again all its feathers

2774
01:58:43,310 --> 01:58:38,689
excuse me wrapped in some sort of shrink

2775
01:58:48,050 --> 01:58:45,770
very moist

2776
01:58:50,390 --> 01:58:48,060
the beer isn't even in the I was gonna

2777
01:58:52,129 --> 01:58:50,400
feed the beer to the chicken nah that's

2778
01:58:54,050 --> 01:58:52,139
what the recipe says

2779
01:58:55,910 --> 01:58:54,060
well I'll contact them maybe I'll order

2780
01:58:58,430 --> 01:58:55,920
from here I bet you could just drink

2781
01:59:00,290 --> 01:58:58,440
this beer by itself right

2782
01:59:01,910 --> 01:59:00,300
uh well that's so that's the advantage

2783
01:59:03,290 --> 01:59:01,920
of beer can chicken is you need one can

2784
01:59:04,910 --> 01:59:03,300
of beer for cooking the chicken the

2785
01:59:06,589 --> 01:59:04,920
other cans of beer you have to uh

2786
01:59:08,209 --> 01:59:06,599
dispose of yourself okay what's the

2787
01:59:10,910 --> 01:59:08,219
alcohol percentage

2788
01:59:12,890 --> 01:59:10,920
in in alcohol chicken no in in the in

2789
01:59:14,930 --> 01:59:12,900
the beer like it's got to have some sort

2790
01:59:16,970 --> 01:59:14,940
of like alcohol percentage like what am

2791
01:59:18,950 --> 01:59:16,980
I drinking 25 I don't know that's

2792
01:59:23,149 --> 01:59:18,960
[\h__\h] yeah

2793
01:59:28,250 --> 01:59:24,530
like pee and said and sit down and hear

2794
01:59:32,570 --> 01:59:30,109
well I just I'm trying to find out more

2795
01:59:34,970 --> 01:59:32,580
information about this beer

2796
01:59:36,830 --> 01:59:34,980
Jesus Christ yeah I guess if Arby's is

2797
01:59:39,709 --> 01:59:36,840
using Miller Lite this is something like

2798
01:59:43,990 --> 01:59:39,719
that something watery yeah you dispose

2799
01:59:49,790 --> 01:59:46,550
it says 5.5

2800
01:59:51,709 --> 01:59:49,800
um alcohol by volume okay

2801
01:59:56,030 --> 01:59:51,719
still on the low side don't believe the

2802
02:00:02,870 --> 01:59:59,750
I only drink 5.6 alcohol

2803
02:00:04,850 --> 02:00:02,880
I'm gonna I'm gonna write hello at beer

2804
02:00:08,330 --> 02:00:04,860
can chicken duck here

2805
02:00:11,270 --> 02:00:08,340
I thought it was 5.6 at one tenth

2806
02:00:13,550 --> 02:00:11,280
percent more alcohol and you have my you

2807
02:00:17,109 --> 02:00:13,560
have my business if you do that if not

2808
02:00:20,510 --> 02:00:17,119
cancel the order don't receive the 5.6

2809
02:00:22,070 --> 02:00:20,520
Ship by stamp

2810
02:00:24,770 --> 02:00:22,080
all right I think we're getting out of

2811
02:00:26,270 --> 02:00:24,780
here hold on well you got you got you

2812
02:00:27,770 --> 02:00:26,280
got this other Seinfeld story or you

2813
02:00:29,030 --> 02:00:27,780
want me to say that for Saturday yeah we

2814
02:00:31,970 --> 02:00:29,040
can do one more Seinfeld story why not

2815
02:00:35,750 --> 02:00:31,980
all right it's quick we have to do the

2816
02:00:37,669 --> 02:00:35,760
we have to complete the Seinfeld so

2817
02:00:39,410 --> 02:00:37,679
first you run this one this it's a long

2818
02:00:43,240 --> 02:00:39,420
scene so I'll let you stop it when you

2819
02:00:45,050 --> 02:00:43,250
have enough chortles and Chuckles

2820
02:00:46,430 --> 02:00:45,060
[Music]

2821
02:00:47,930 --> 02:00:46,440
get this all straightened out it's like

2822
02:00:49,910 --> 02:00:47,940
a cup of tea you got any coffee and

2823
02:00:51,290 --> 02:00:49,920
coffee yeah coffee no I don't drink

2824
02:00:52,910 --> 02:00:51,300
coffee yeah you don't drink coffee how

2825
02:00:54,470 --> 02:00:52,920
about instant coffee no I don't have

2826
02:00:55,490 --> 02:00:54,480
they don't have any instant coffee well

2827
02:00:58,010 --> 02:00:55,500
I don't normally who doesn't have

2828
02:00:59,209 --> 02:00:58,020
instant coffee I don't you buy a jar of

2829
02:01:01,010 --> 02:00:59,219
Folgers crystals you put it in a

2830
02:01:01,970 --> 02:01:01,020
Cupboard you forget about it I made it

2831
02:01:03,830 --> 02:01:01,980
wrong when you need it it's there it

2832
02:01:06,709 --> 02:01:03,840
lasts forever it's freeze-dried freeze

2833
02:01:11,570 --> 02:01:09,290
really I have to remember that he took

2834
02:01:13,609 --> 02:01:11,580
this book out in 1971 yes and I returned

2835
02:01:15,950 --> 02:01:13,619
it in 1971. yeah 71 that was my first

2836
02:01:18,890 --> 02:01:15,960
year on the job bad year for libraries

2837
02:01:20,930 --> 02:01:18,900
bad year for America hippies burning

2838
02:01:23,270 --> 02:01:20,940
library cards Abby Huffman telling

2839
02:01:24,530 --> 02:01:23,280
everybody to steal books I don't judge a

2840
02:01:26,390 --> 02:01:24,540
man by the length of his hair the kind

2841
02:01:28,250 --> 02:01:26,400
of music he listens to rock was never my

2842
02:01:29,270 --> 02:01:28,260
bag but you put on a pair of shoes when

2843
02:01:33,310 --> 02:01:29,280
you walk into the New York Public

2844
02:01:37,790 --> 02:01:35,870
I I returned that book I remember it

2845
02:01:39,410 --> 02:01:37,800
very specifically you're a comedian you

2846
02:01:41,390 --> 02:01:39,420
make people laugh I try you think this

2847
02:01:43,310 --> 02:01:41,400
is all a big joke don't you

2848
02:01:46,189 --> 02:01:43,320
thank you

2849
02:01:47,870 --> 02:01:46,199
no I don't I saw you on TV once I

2850
02:01:49,729 --> 02:01:47,880
remembered your name from my list I

2851
02:01:51,530 --> 02:01:49,739
looked it up sure enough it checked out

2852
02:01:53,330 --> 02:01:51,540
you think because you're a celebrity

2853
02:01:54,830 --> 02:01:53,340
it's somehow the law doesn't apply to

2854
02:01:58,189 --> 02:01:54,840
you that you're above the law certainly

2855
02:02:00,169 --> 02:01:58,199
not let me tell you something funny

2856
02:02:02,030 --> 02:02:00,179
you know that little stamp the one that

2857
02:02:03,229 --> 02:02:02,040
says New York Public Library well that

2858
02:02:05,270 --> 02:02:03,239
may not mean anything to you but that

2859
02:02:07,010 --> 02:02:05,280
means a lot to me one whole hell of a

2860
02:02:09,890 --> 02:02:07,020
lot sure go ahead laugh if you want to

2861
02:02:13,129 --> 02:02:09,900
I've seen your type before flashy making

2862
02:02:14,450 --> 02:02:13,139
the scene for an intervention yeah I

2863
02:02:16,010 --> 02:02:14,460
know what you're thinking

2864
02:02:20,390 --> 02:02:16,020
this guy making such a big stink about

2865
02:02:22,070 --> 02:02:20,400
all library books let me give you a hint

2866
02:02:24,229 --> 02:02:22,080
maybe we can live without libraries

2867
02:02:26,270 --> 02:02:24,239
people like you and me maybe sure we're

2868
02:02:28,189 --> 02:02:26,280
too old to change the world what about

2869
02:02:29,930 --> 02:02:28,199
that kid sitting down opening a book

2870
02:02:33,229 --> 02:02:29,940
right now in a branch of the local

2871
02:02:35,870 --> 02:02:33,239
library and finding drawings of peepees

2872
02:02:37,209 --> 02:02:35,880
and wee-wees

2873
02:02:39,589 --> 02:02:37,219
and the

2874
02:02:42,350 --> 02:02:39,599
five Chinese Brothers

2875
02:02:43,970 --> 02:02:42,360
doesn't he deserve better look if you

2876
02:02:45,589 --> 02:02:43,980
think this is about overdue fines and

2877
02:02:47,450 --> 02:02:45,599
missing books you better think again

2878
02:02:49,490 --> 02:02:47,460
this is about that kid's right to read a

2879
02:02:52,070 --> 02:02:49,500
book without getting his mind or it or

2880
02:02:53,870 --> 02:02:52,080
maybe that turns you on Seinfeld maybe

2881
02:02:55,910 --> 02:02:53,880
that's how you get your kicks you're on

2882
02:03:02,030 --> 02:02:55,920
your good time Buddies

2883
02:03:02,040 --> 02:03:07,430
party time is over

2884
02:03:07,440 --> 02:03:15,729
that is one week

2885
02:03:21,109 --> 02:03:19,129
that seems perfect yeah that's a it's a

2886
02:03:22,970 --> 02:03:21,119
great scene so

2887
02:03:26,390 --> 02:03:22,980
it's had our story there about a library

2888
02:03:32,930 --> 02:03:26,400
cop tracking down a delinquent book oh

2889
02:03:38,870 --> 02:03:35,629
let's see here got it up on screen book

2890
02:03:41,330 --> 02:03:38,880
over deer overdue by nearly 100 years

2891
02:03:44,629 --> 02:03:41,340
return to libraries that's some good

2892
02:03:47,030 --> 02:03:44,639
news on that front wow holy crap there

2893
02:03:48,470 --> 02:03:47,040
apparently is a story uh related yeah

2894
02:03:51,109 --> 02:03:48,480
there's there's a video here and Bookman

2895
02:03:53,510 --> 02:03:51,119
is still on the job wow

2896
02:03:56,770 --> 02:03:53,520
I'm afraid to touch it but I can show it

2897
02:03:59,390 --> 02:03:56,780
to you gotcha I'm afraid to tell you

2898
02:04:01,010 --> 02:03:59,400
let's see

2899
02:04:03,410 --> 02:04:01,020
oops it's

2900
02:04:05,290 --> 02:04:03,420
falling apart we destroyed it it doesn't

2901
02:04:09,709 --> 02:04:05,300
have a spine what'd you do

2902
02:04:13,910 --> 02:04:09,719
this is in bad shape but can you blame

2903
02:04:17,270 --> 02:04:13,920
it it's seen a lot over the last 141

2904
02:04:18,950 --> 02:04:17,280
years one of my staff members brought it

2905
02:04:20,450 --> 02:04:18,960
um came up and said oh somebody had

2906
02:04:22,850 --> 02:04:20,460
returned that book

2907
02:04:24,830 --> 02:04:22,860
and um they thought it was really cool

2908
02:04:27,709 --> 02:04:24,840
it was a really old book and we didn't

2909
02:04:30,109 --> 02:04:27,719
realize quite how old it was

2910
02:04:32,750 --> 02:04:30,119
um it's falling apart falling apart and

2911
02:04:36,050 --> 02:04:32,760
past due to the Saint Helena Library by

2912
02:04:37,609 --> 02:04:36,060
96 years all of us are just you know

2913
02:04:40,450 --> 02:04:37,619
wondering where the book could have been

2914
02:04:43,550 --> 02:04:40,460
for so long you know from checked out in

2915
02:04:46,250 --> 02:04:43,560
1927 and actually

2916
02:04:50,810 --> 02:04:46,260
um none of us have seen us a library

2917
02:04:53,750 --> 02:04:50,820
book that was checked out in 1892 or

2918
02:04:57,890 --> 02:04:53,760
anything else and to have it be from

2919
02:05:00,709 --> 02:04:57,900
this library from that far back is

2920
02:05:02,810 --> 02:05:00,719
really incredible in fact the book is

2921
02:05:04,990 --> 02:05:02,820
older than the library as we know it

2922
02:05:07,490 --> 02:05:05,000
today published

2923
02:05:09,950 --> 02:05:07,500
it was one of the first books available

2924
02:05:12,950 --> 02:05:09,960
back when the library was a subscription

2925
02:05:15,649 --> 02:05:12,960
service think of it like the Netflix of

2926
02:05:18,410 --> 02:05:15,659
its day 25 cents a month to check out

2927
02:05:20,450 --> 02:05:18,420
books had someone wanted to browse its

2928
02:05:24,589 --> 02:05:20,460
Pages they would have done that here

2929
02:05:26,510 --> 02:05:24,599
this was the reading room in 1886. read

2930
02:05:29,149 --> 02:05:26,520
the fine print this is what the library

2931
02:05:31,729 --> 02:05:29,159
looked like in 1927. read about it after

2932
02:05:34,129 --> 02:05:31,739
it became public almost 100 years since

2933
02:05:35,870 --> 02:05:34,139
it was um we assume it was in the

2934
02:05:39,229 --> 02:05:35,880
building so it just

2935
02:05:42,109 --> 02:05:39,239
would love to know where it's been the

2936
02:05:45,470 --> 02:05:42,119
book's title you ask a history of the

2937
02:05:47,750 --> 02:05:45,480
United States by Benson Lawson a mystery

2938
02:05:49,570 --> 02:05:47,760
man returned it last week with little

2939
02:05:52,129 --> 02:05:49,580
explanation

2940
02:05:54,530 --> 02:05:52,139
gentlemen just said that something about

2941
02:05:56,570 --> 02:05:54,540
his father but

2942
02:05:58,729 --> 02:05:56,580
um didn't catch anything else he didn't

2943
02:06:00,950 --> 02:05:58,739
give his name it wasn't I'm sorry I

2944
02:06:01,629 --> 02:06:00,960
can't read anymore recognized

2945
02:06:04,790 --> 02:06:01,639
um

2946
02:06:07,970 --> 02:06:04,800
no idea who this gentleman is

2947
02:06:10,250 --> 02:06:07,980
so we'd love to find out more about the

2948
02:06:12,350 --> 02:06:10,260
story the library hopes to add its own

2949
02:06:14,870 --> 02:06:12,360
chapter to the story of this long

2950
02:06:17,270 --> 02:06:14,880
missing book but if the man who returned

2951
02:06:19,850 --> 02:06:17,280
it is watching by chance there is some

2952
02:06:22,609 --> 02:06:19,860
good news on this past due bill yup

2953
02:06:26,209 --> 02:06:22,619
estimated it more than Seventeen hundred

2954
02:06:29,229 --> 02:06:26,219
dollars it would have been a lot but uh

2955
02:06:29,239 --> 02:06:33,169
at any point

2956
02:06:36,890 --> 02:06:34,609
you know they gotta track down this book

2957
02:06:38,450 --> 02:06:36,900
thief and send him to jail yeah so they

2958
02:06:39,950 --> 02:06:38,460
said they don't know who it is but his

2959
02:06:42,290 --> 02:06:39,960
dad has checked it out well look in the

2960
02:06:43,729 --> 02:06:42,300
front of it get the name from the kid go

2961
02:06:46,729 --> 02:06:43,739
after him can't track him down

2962
02:06:48,649 --> 02:06:46,739
impossible we don't know who you can't

2963
02:06:50,270 --> 02:06:48,659
just too much work

2964
02:06:51,169 --> 02:06:50,280
it also cracks me up the idea of

2965
02:06:53,149 --> 02:06:51,179
somebody

2966
02:06:55,129 --> 02:06:53,159
um returning a history book being like

2967
02:06:57,109 --> 02:06:55,139
yeah this thing has nothing about the

2968
02:06:58,910 --> 02:06:57,119
last hundred years this book sucks it

2969
02:07:02,390 --> 02:06:58,920
sucks it's awful

2970
02:07:04,790 --> 02:07:02,400
all these old books are useless they

2971
02:07:10,609 --> 02:07:08,229
send this book to Ron Perlman no no [\h__\h]

2972
02:07:11,750 --> 02:07:10,619
they got the book back and no one gives

2973
02:07:13,609 --> 02:07:11,760
a darn although it's probably worth

2974
02:07:15,589 --> 02:07:13,619
quite a bit of money Seventeen hundred

2975
02:07:16,790 --> 02:07:15,599
dollars I have a book that's settled I

2976
02:07:18,770 --> 02:07:16,800
thought the fine was seventeen hundred

2977
02:07:19,910 --> 02:07:18,780
dollars do you calculate the fine that's

2978
02:07:21,169 --> 02:07:19,920
what that's what they said to find was

2979
02:07:23,689 --> 02:07:21,179
the past due bill would be over

2980
02:07:26,870 --> 02:07:23,699
Seventeen hundred dollars yeah okay book

2981
02:07:30,120 --> 02:07:26,880
that'll come after you he'll get you

2982
02:07:33,890 --> 02:07:30,130
he wants to get you yeah

2983
02:07:39,830 --> 02:07:37,669
that's it for us people thank you for

2984
02:07:42,050 --> 02:07:39,840
hanging out during the live show we'll

2985
02:07:45,169 --> 02:07:42,060
be back on Saturday we'll be taking some

2986
02:07:47,930 --> 02:07:45,179
phone calls thanking some people and uh

2987
02:07:50,270 --> 02:07:47,940
just general merry making and

2988
02:07:51,180 --> 02:07:50,280
you know during the show

2989
02:07:55,609 --> 02:07:51,190
oh boy

2990
02:07:59,330 --> 02:07:57,470
anybody wants sports show I'm trying to

2991
02:08:00,530 --> 02:07:59,340
buy a new computer I am trying to

2992
02:08:02,930 --> 02:08:00,540
upgrade the computer so go to

2993
02:08:04,609 --> 02:08:02,940
obdmpod.com

2994
02:08:08,510 --> 02:08:04,619
and there's ways to support the show

2995
02:08:10,070 --> 02:08:08,520
patreon PayPal subscribe star all that

2996
02:08:11,930 --> 02:08:10,080
kind of stuff t-shirts we have T-shirts

2997
02:08:14,089 --> 02:08:11,940
and merchandise in fact I gotta do some

2998
02:08:16,310 --> 02:08:14,099
major updates on our t-shirt

2999
02:08:17,930 --> 02:08:16,320
t-shirts and merchandise I thought we

3000
02:08:21,169 --> 02:08:17,940
were looking for another uh yeah I just

3001
02:08:23,450 --> 02:08:21,179
haven't I've had time I'm so

3002
02:08:27,229 --> 02:08:23,460
so out of time

3003
02:08:30,290 --> 02:08:27,239
out of touch

3004
02:08:32,330 --> 02:08:30,300
time

3005
02:08:33,350 --> 02:08:32,340
there's just so much stuff going on I

3006
02:08:36,609 --> 02:08:33,360
just

3007
02:08:39,649 --> 02:08:36,619
I'm out of it you're out of touch I am

3008
02:08:41,450 --> 02:08:39,659
I'm out of time

3009
02:08:43,850 --> 02:08:41,460
I am

3010
02:08:46,250 --> 02:08:43,860
but uh thank you for everyone who uh

3011
02:08:48,890 --> 02:08:46,260
showed up is listening leave us a review

3012
02:08:50,930 --> 02:08:48,900
on your favorite podcast app if they

3013
02:08:51,970 --> 02:08:50,940
take it the reviews help help spread the

3014
02:08:55,010 --> 02:08:51,980
word

3015
02:08:57,589 --> 02:08:55,020
and uh tell a friend I suppose

3016
02:08:58,729 --> 02:08:57,599
in this one though and I apologize I

3017
02:09:01,250 --> 02:08:58,739
know a lot of people are expecting a

3018
02:09:04,070 --> 02:09:01,260
show on Saturday I was out at a family

3019
02:09:05,570 --> 02:09:04,080
function in Buffalo New York and uh we

3020
02:09:07,250 --> 02:09:05,580
made the announcement like late in the

3021
02:09:08,750 --> 02:09:07,260
show I'll try to do a better job of

3022
02:09:11,810 --> 02:09:08,760
making those announcements earlier on

3023
02:09:13,970 --> 02:09:11,820
and also providing like a like maybe a

3024
02:09:15,350 --> 02:09:13,980
re-broadcast of an older episode for

3025
02:09:17,990 --> 02:09:15,360
people

3026
02:09:19,550 --> 02:09:18,000
um to keep them in the know so I guess

3027
02:09:21,290 --> 02:09:19,560
people were recommending that it's like

3028
02:09:23,030 --> 02:09:21,300
hey just you know upload an older

3029
02:09:25,010 --> 02:09:23,040
podcast and it's like okay I know

3030
02:09:26,450 --> 02:09:25,020
Charlie does that and some other

3031
02:09:27,770 --> 02:09:26,460
podcasts do that can't tell the

3032
02:09:31,129 --> 02:09:27,780
difference anyway just run an old one

3033
02:09:32,810 --> 02:09:31,139
it's basically the same news over and

3034
02:09:34,550 --> 02:09:32,820
over again

3035
02:09:36,410 --> 02:09:34,560
so I'll do that next time I'll I'll

3036
02:09:38,870 --> 02:09:36,420
release an episode that pretty much

3037
02:09:40,850 --> 02:09:38,880
aired on the exact same day like seven

3038
02:09:41,560 --> 02:09:40,860
years ago it's gonna be pretty much the

3039
02:09:45,010 --> 02:09:41,570
same moves

3040
02:09:47,990 --> 02:09:45,020
[Music]

3041
02:09:51,229 --> 02:09:48,000
that is true

3042
02:09:53,689 --> 02:09:51,239
yeah

3043
02:09:55,430 --> 02:09:53,699
well thank you everyone thank you chop

3044
02:09:57,589 --> 02:09:55,440
lagoo

3045
02:10:08,790 --> 02:09:57,599
keep watching the skis for those old

3046
02:10:22,089 --> 02:10:15,900
[Music]

3047
02:10:26,169 --> 02:10:24,270
good dog